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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

zelenskyy has stood amidst the ruins of multiple ukrainian cities, has regularly visited frontline troops, and has done nothing but serve his country through an unimaginable ordeal. but man, I bet even he really wishes trump had the ballroom huh?

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

remember that they could fact check these bottom feeders in real time, they actually choose not to because they either don’t want to lose access or they don’t actually want to push back on their blatant lies. it just makes the times where they do all the more glaring

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

understand that these people would love for it to be 2034 and get to say “the american people love president trump, soon there will be elections once the emergency is over”

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

what’s most infuriating about this stupid shit is it obviously fools no one, so either say what you actually believe with your whole fucking chest or admit that you’re ashamed to do that because you know deep down how you would rightfully deserve to be shunned in polite society for those “beliefs”

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I agree on the merits, but this will only be possible with an electoral mandate so overwhelming and a willingness to put every last drop of political capital into making it happen, and I don’t believe for one second that corporate dems even want it to happen at all

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

that sprinkler is having the best day of its life, not all heroes wear capes

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I hope this is meant literally and that they’ll just go outside and stare at contrails left by passing jets

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

whatever they’ve told him privately, he knows it’s about to get awful with gas prices so he’s already greasing the skids of “it’s actually great to pay $8/gallon right folks”

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

why do I keep being surprised by this fucking team

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

there are people that are alive right now who will be dead in the future as a direct result of this, I guaranfuckingtee it

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have a longstanding theory that feels with every passing day that it will bear out, which is that when historians look back on the decline of the american empire and the brief pax americana in the 1990s is that we had the chance to recognize the real threat to our republic and address it before

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

does it still count as arriving to fascism from first principles if every sane person alive for the last 90 years has been yelling it at you the entire time

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

tired: never forget the heroes of 9/11 wired: fabricate a ridiculous story of out of whole cloth never before mentioned about your own nonexistent heroism on 9/11

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

have they tried not being giant fucking assholes about everything or is it that still further down on the list

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I genuinely thought this was the onion at first

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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026

there we go now make this a condition of your endorsement so every last presidential candidate commits to it before the south carolina primary

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

spring offensive always builds hype and then collapses once the bright lights come on in the fall

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

dolly and tim curry on back to back days are you trying to drive me to abandon any semblance of hope

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: DSA policies like universal healthcare would help millions of Americans.

FACT: Israel has the right to defend itself.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is the most Republican story you will read all day. A Republican who represents Trump’s home district was arrested for molesting his OWN GRANDSON and could face the death penalty under a state law he sponsored. There has to be a German word for this.

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Florida Republican could face death penalty under child abuse law he championed

A Florida Republican from Donald Trump's home district could potentially face the death penalty under a law he had championed as a state legislator.Mike Caruso, the Palm Beach County clerk of courts a...

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

the most feckless fucking welps imaginable. grow a fucking spine for once in your pathetic lives

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

turns out predators and reapers aren’t as resilient when they’re threatened by more than the occasional rpg-7 or igla fired by the taliban or al-qaeda. something tells me they’re being flown with the same expectation of air superiority which is just nightmarishly stupid and wasteful

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

he looks like he’s made of modeling clay that was already used to make something else

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

there’s something ironic about big pharma being one of the few corporate entities with pockets deep enough that they could destroy these propaganda outlets through defamation but that call would be coming from inside the house

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

can’t wait for the first report of one of these chuds forgetting to take these off at the urinal and frying their own equipment

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i am so thoroughly convinced that we departed reality at some point and the utterly fantastical level of stupidity will only increase until we snap back into it

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

congrats press pool! your reward for normalizing a fascist lunatic’s power is that he’ll happily leave you to get shot out of the sky as a decoy without telling you and without a second thought

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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

this is the same as homer confessing to lisa that he hired a crooked detective to spy on her so he could learn more about her and when she reacts angrily he says “well all the childless drunks at moe’s thought it was a great idea”

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

if you are a sitting united states senator and are asked if the man who you already voted to confirm as the attorney general will uphold the constitution and you don’t answer with an emphatic yes then you should be immediately be strapped to a pontoon and floated down the potomac out to sea

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

trump has had six acting attorneys general and blanche if confirmed would be his third senate-confirmed ag. he has never once even pretended he sees the position as anything less than his personal attorney and has demanded unquestioned loyalty every time. this “pained” charade is fucking pathetic.

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

so many things to scream about here, but I continue to return to one thing about so-called moderates and centrists: what do you actually stand for? it’s clear that you have a lot of things you don’t like and don’t want. what are you actually trying to accomplish for anyone

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

for all the deifying these guys love to do about the founding fathers, any one of them would leap across the table and strangle you if they knew you were saying this AS A SITTING US SENATOR

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

just keep these quotes handy for whatever bad faith “how DARE you speak about rural america that way” the second these parasites aren’t in power anymore. you really got to quote it back to them verbatim with as little emotion as possible to drive it home

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

need to see a c-5 galaxy converted into a fire tanker and dump a lake’s worth of retardant over five miles of burning forest

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

it is utterly astounding that someone hasn’t poisoned him with some arsenic-laced piece of street ham yet

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

rest assured if alaska voted against him and then was immediately invaded by china or russia he would gleefully deny sending us forces to resist because in his mind they would deserve it as punishment for not loving him enough

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

you can take bader out of the mets but you cannot take the mets out of bader

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

ah yes donald “strict separation of powers” trump

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

this would get me to pull out my jbl and put on a grindcore band at full volume so fucking fast

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rock n roll mcdonalds @amoreperfect.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

personally love imagining the archetype of a facebook republican boomer who also chooses to frequent bluesky

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