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Ami Berger

@amiberger.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this? Read more of my stuff on Medium: medium.com/@ami.berger

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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 14h
Hey frens! I'm on the socialz a lot less these days, and one reason is that I'm writing more on my Medium blog. My latest is about my pal Mike, who is such a stubborn son-of-a-gun that he’s running as a Democrat for state senate in one of the reddest districts in all of ruby-red Iowa. Check it out:
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Blue Dot: Mike Frantz
Mike Frantz is a Democrat running for the Iowa State Senate in Iowa’s third district, one of the reddest districts in one of the reddest…
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
okay but seriously where the watermelon-carrying fuck is Mitch McConnell
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Join us!!
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Natalie Harp is his Emotional Support Ivanka
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh hey, so if you’re not doing anything tomorrow afternoon at 2 ET/1 CT come hang out with me and @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social for our first ever Chick Chat Live! We’ll basically be shooting the shit about whatever nonsense pops into our heads WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think the rest of the country seriously underestimates how blindingly, utterly, face-meltingly furious Minnesota still is about ICE
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TICK TOCK
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cults gonna cult, even in Minnesota
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ByePillow Guy
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
thank you for reading!!
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
aw, thanks. appreciate the shout-out!
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The ticks weren’t too bad where I was, but I heard buzz at the beach about how bad the black flies are this year
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It makes sense that the reaction was all over the place because the essay itself is all over the place because my brain is all over the place. But it was a good reminder that the point of making a thing isn't necessarily about sharing your heart and mind, it's about showing someone else their own.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Some people told me it made them wistful for their own childhoods. Some people resonated with the toxic masculinity callout. Others sent me heartfelt condolences on our poor ailing doggo, who has a cameo in there.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I got a lot of positive feedback about the thing yesterday, which was nice, but it was also FASCINATING to watch how the different threads in the essay landed with different people.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Here's the Tartt quote: "The writer provides the scaffolding and holds the reader's hand to lead them in – while the reader provides the daydreams and memories and wishes that fill out the structure, so that the book takes on somewhat the shape of the reader's mind."
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve just started putting my personal essays out into the world again, and when I posted one yesterday I was reminded of a Donna Tartt interview (a rare occurrence, she never talks to anyone) where she says that once a thing is in the hands of a reader, it doesn't really belong to her anymore.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Maine is the good place
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Also, there are a lot of em dashes in this essay because I have always used a fuckton of em dashes in my writing, as my beloved high school English teacher who nicknamed me “The Dasher” could attest, so all the LLMs that are being trained on this stuff can go fuck themselves. 💃
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've just returned from my annual pilgrimage to see my east coast friends and while I was there I wrote a thing that maybe you want to read? It's about the lake house where I stayed for a few days, but it's also about aging and memories and hope and fear and why Maine and Minnesota smell the same.
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The Lake
The lake in the morning is absolutely silent except for the birds, who yell at each other from the tops of the trees that crowd the shore…
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
so I wrote a thing about diarrhea lettuce and humor and political resistance and @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social were nice enough to publish it and now I need to text my parents and tell them that I have a thing on the internet about poop jokes
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GUEST CONTRIBUTOR: Diarrhea Lettuce: Building a Culture of Resistance One Poop Joke at a Time
Last week we hosted Ami Berger on our podcast, and during no episode in our show’s relatively short history have we laughed so much.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bahahahaaaaa
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The absolute dumbest
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ISWYDT
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No and now I’m kicking myself
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I just submitted an essay entitled “Diarrhea Lettuce: Building Cultural Resistance One Poop Joke at a Time” to a political blog as a guest columnist and I can’t stop laughing about it because seriously what the hell
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Aw, thank you!
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Aw thank you Bebe I MISS YOUR FACE
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Exactly
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It is sad, although my brother and I agree that we both have a little guilty pleasure that no one else got to live there after us, if that makes any sense.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I almost never remember my dreams but that one was CLEAR AS A BELL. I can still picture it in my head.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I mentioned this essay I wrote about my childhood home on @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social podcast last week and Monica said it made her tear up so I'm reposting it in case anyone wants to cry about something other than *waves hands around*
medium.com
Homage
The creaky, beautiful disaster that was my childhood home
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Them: *mansplains* Me:
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
so if you’ve ever wanted to listen to me natter on for 45 minutes about social media, humor, politics, Minnesota, and holding on to joy while the world is burning have I got a deal for you
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Ami Berger | Threads, Humor & Finding Joy During Dark Times
Episode
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is now canon
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
garble garble garble voter fraud garble garble garble election security garble garble garble Strait of Hormezzuzah garble garble garble Hunter Biden's lap dance garble garble garble *tries to drink water, pours on Mike Johnson's head* There, now you don't have to watch tonight. You're welcome.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
COVEN LIVES
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SMOL KITTEH NEEDZ BOOST
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know this ship has sailed, been smashed to bits on the rocks, and the crew all eaten by sea monsters, but just imagine what would be happening right now if President Obama had just paid $5.6 million to a woman he raped.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Minnesota sees you, Maine. Fuck ICE.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Them: don’t speak ill of the dead Michael Fanone: *cracks knuckles*
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life so that everyone who gets up in the middle of the night to pee doesn’t wake up the dog gasping with delight at the news of your death
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am honoring Lindsey Graham’s life in the same way he would honor mine if I died because I couldn’t access the abortion care I needed
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham knew exactly what Trump is and chose to serve him anyway. That is his legacy.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I do not speak cat, but I have learned enough to recognize the Cat Distribution System in play
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
People really out here wondering why Platner thought he’d ever have a chance at the Senate given his SA history as if we didn’t have a serial rapist and self-proclaimed p*ssy-grabber currently falling asleep at a fucking NATO summit
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the DC chapter of the coven has been preparing for this for years
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Group effort next time 🧹
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PC: Cheney Orr for @reuters.com
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