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Samwise Skywalker

@americasass71.bsky.social
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Army Vet, Annoying ASS Liberal, Engineer, Mexican food connoisseur, DAT, Salma Hayek fanboy, Star Wars, Marvel, LOTR, The Hobbit… 🇺🇸🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re in TX, check you voter status! Every vote matters
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This piece of 💩 had the audacity to call President Biden sleepy Joe? Fucking seriously?!?
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re trying to distance themselves from the orange shitler now. Don’t fall for it. If reelected, they’ll swear fealty again!!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💯
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are not serious people….
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Check your registration Texans! Lots of shenanigans in the one star state.
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky is on fire today 😂 😝
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I laughed really hard on this one!!! 😂
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why have I never noticed the Packers coach has the same last name as Vince Vaughn’s character in Dodgeball? Sooo many memes and GIFs!!!! Nice that they’re getting spanked!!
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Cram It Up Your Cram Hole, LaFleur
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a veteran, I’m disgusted with this so called commander impeach. And Hegseth can fuck all the way off!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course there’s no nation security argument. Idiotic. This administration is the national security threat!!!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pretty clear which one is better… 😋
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More election interference by this loser administration. They’re doing everything they can to block voting and information to voters. Facism baby!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is no money coming. This government will never give out money that could go to billionaires instead.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’re safe Citizen. Your sacrificed freedoms are of no importance to the State. EVERYTHING IS FINE! 🔥
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
30 years of Texas Governors, but now they’re going to fix everything! “Trust me bro!!!”
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Murder with no accountability
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Very well said
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Agree with all this, but especially McAfee! I fucking hate that sack of 💩!! Nothing but useless hot air. Ruined Game Day. He should stick to blowing Aaron Rodgers
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No lies detected. Maddie is still a piece of 💩, but at least he found a semblance of a spine
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Republicans are desperate and cheating. Vote early in person. If you receive a mail in ballot, drop it off, don’t trust the USPS. To beat them, you might have to do something besides the norm. Oh, and check your voter status!!!!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Advice for TX voters. Check registration and vote early in person. The closing of polling places for Election Day means long lines and long waits. Early voting is super easy. Beat them despite their cheating tactics
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on Johnny Carson.
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wendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet.
Top image: Star Wars logo on a dark field of stars.
Bottom image: Scene of Dolly Parton's character seated behind a typewriter in the movie "9 to 5."

Caption: If 5/4 is Star Wars Day, can 9/25 be Dolly Parton Day?
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Love you Dolly! See you on the other side
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This gave me a much better understanding of the decision. Having worked to set policy for a state government, this makes sense to me
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck these idiots!! You get what you vote for. They’ll go broke and corporations will sweep up the cheap land
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An absolutely fantastic album. One of those where I like every song on it
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This. Absolutely this. Stop looking for perfection. Yes, I’m saying you have to settle for the greater good!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dems need to all be like Ossoff!! Stop being scared and go full attack mode.
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hate this option, but that’s what it might take. Especially in 2028
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is one hundred percent true. That’s why he’s out. He was a Trump simp and he got primaried because of him 😝
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This woman is outstanding!!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jesus H Christ this guy is a disgusting draft dodging coward. How dare he talk down about service members that lost their lives due to his stupidity
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Absolutely fantastic and epic song with unforgettable lyrics
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
All this because the Orange Shitler can’t admit he screwed up
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
YES! 🙌 😂
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fuck Kane!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is the perfect headline to describe England absolutely choking 😝. Harry Kane playing golf with Trump and kissing his ass didn’t help either!! Bye 👋 How cowardly Thomas Tuchel threw away England's World Cup in semifinal collapse to Argentina - Sporting News
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Most of the lack of coverage is in rural areas. Rural areas of Texas vote overwhelmingly Republican, by a huge percentage. You get what you vote for. ZERO sympathy.
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Voter Fraud! Communism! Immigrants!! They use the same 💩 over and over again. And for the idiots that make up MAGA….. IT WORKS!!! We really are the dumbest country on Earth.
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Norge!!
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How many times has this thing been over?
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another fact check….. TRUE
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Man's Hilarious Confused Look
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We’re fact checking this item, and the finding is……… TRUE
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Samwise Skywalker @americasass71.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A stinking pile of 💩
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