S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Putin had Trump fitted with Cankle Monitors. 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026JD: Trump TV is like MAD TV, only crazier and less funny. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Edifice Complex + Favorite Food = Trump’s Golden Arches 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Please Stand By. We Are Experiencing Dictatorial Difficulties. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Madam Tussauds Wax Museum called. They want their Mitch McConnell back. 030
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is the killer’s hand, that shook the hand, that wrote the check, to pay off the son, of the man that knows Jack shit. 020
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So the Republicans got a refurbished voting bot? They roll it it in, it votes, they roll it out. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Speaking of “Sleepy Joe,” what about Sundowning Don? 011
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Since we’re renaming shit, how about President Rapey McFelon? 011
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wish my TV remote could fast forward to the part where Ingraham loses her job and Blanche loses his law license. 030
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Even FOX viewers need something more informative than talking hair extensions. 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026First U.S. coin ever minted with the mugshot of a living felon. 021
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My six-year-old went to school as a He and came home as a Xi. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The sclerotic Supreme Court needs an emergency bypass. 020
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Let’s make November 3rd an extinction event. 010
Reposted by S.J. NewmanDaniel Munro @dkmunro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Five decades of watching Hollywood movies did not at all prepare me for the pervasiveness of cowardice in the face of tyranny in America. To be fair, it did prepare me for the stupidity. 922810444
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I propose a Project 2026 in which all the architects of Project 2025 are forced to eat shitty prison food because they’re all in federal prison. 020
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Only in America do voters elect a greedy psychopath as President twice. 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Texas is a lot Redder, but writin’ and ‘rithematic, not so much. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Stupidity will come to SC wearing a cross and “I don’t know much ‘bout birthin’ legislashun.” 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Believing Trump is a great businessman because of “The Apprentice” is as stupid as believing Robert Downey Jr. can fly or Jason Momoa can breathe underwater. 030
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Watters’ face was voted “Most Slap-Worthy” by people living in reality. 020
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My 8-year old son went to school as a He and came home as a Xi. 030
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Regardless of its merit, isn’t proposing a major change to mail-in voting so close to an election an automatic “no fucking way”? Or this only applies to Democrats’ appeals? 030
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Supreme Court: Pay up or be forced to get a breast reduction. 110
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I created this poster for my Medium blog 8 years ago and sadly it’s still relevant. 020
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The idiocrats in power are trying to scare people off vaccines, mRNA in particular. The same people, in a former life, shouted for Jesus to be crucified, burned witches, and mocked the lifesaving concept of handwashing. 020
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Instead of going after oil refineries and military targets inside Russia, what if Ukraine cripples all Vodka production? Then ordinary Russians might finally turn on Putin. Half kidding. 120
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026See Also: self-dealing; conflict of interest; abuse of office; nepotism; executive malfeasance; Pyramid and/or Ponzi scheme. 020
Reposted by S.J. NewmanS.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Okay people, the faux’s over. The faux patriotism. The faux Christianity. The faux presidency. It’s time for adults to take over. Then maybe we can authentically celebrate the 250th. 031
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Rat Leaves Sinking Ship to Spend More Time With Family 051
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026No surprise that an adjudicated rapist linked drilling company is probing Greenland against its will. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026PILOT: Air Force One has been hit by enemy fire. Brace for a crash. WH REPORTER: At least Trump’s going down with us, like a captain with his ship. PILOT: I’m afraid I’ve got other bad news. 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. ICE is a sledge hammer 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you exclude MAGA voters, the average American IQ is 57 points higher. 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Elon Musk has learned the hard way that parachutes don’t work on the moon. 010
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Cornyn: At least I can sleep at night knowing I can come back to Capitol Hill to lobby my fellow sycophants. 000
S.J. Newman @americanperpwalk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026With luck, Biggs will need emergency medical care in the vicinity of a hospital he helped close. 010
