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kel

@americankelstrel.bsky.social
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
all I do is overeat and cry over my (dead) dog.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'll cut my granny off if she don't see it how I see it 🎶
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bernie 2016 babyyyy
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fun fact about me: if I think about my dogs dying (only 2 of 4) for any longer than 30 seconds, I cry. Also the state of the country.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Drake May? More like Drake… 🤔
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Thinking a dirty piece of snow is a crow😭
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’m a hop skip and jump away from becoming BLUE MAGA
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Bluesky Bluesky my oh my I wanna die :)
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Hen Arcade @henarcade.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Morning sermon #chickens #chickensky
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
also we’re in hell!
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
when I die plz don’t play music just play Caleb Hearon and Liza Treyger jokin around
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’m never ever beating these cunt allegations I swear
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’m never beating the bitch allegations
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
how long do I have with my dog till I start forgetting shit? 😭😭😭😭
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
ChatGPT told me told me to put my dog to sleep🥲
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I want to use ChatGPT like a magic 8 ball so bad at least twice a week 😭
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I’ll NEVER get over instagram getting worse every update. The story scrolling? Diabolical.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My car smells like Doug Fritz and I’m the only one who’s been in here so it’s a lot.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
all I do is cry online 🤷🏻‍♀️
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I hope the food tastes better in heaven 💕
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
as the days go by I’m more convinced than ever before that this is hell. The bad place. Some kind of gulag if you will.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
aging faces / losing places
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I think that man is on that list he says he isn’t????
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Apathy outweighing curiosity lately!
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Fuck around and find out* *if I cry
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Really digging my Bernie Sanders wife beating T
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I listen to Casimir Pulaski Day at least 3 times a day. sent from a moving vehicle
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
u just know Nico is dancing and full of glee in her grave right now
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
wishing to fall out of a 100 ft coconut tree and hit a few cacti on my way down.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
people that comment on viral instagram posts are people I just cannot vibe with
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Can the child within my heart rise above? 🥲
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
someone better squabble up🥲
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Seems relevant.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I want to taste the breeze of every great city ❤️
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 29/05/2025
Mother Jones was a fearless fighter for workers’ rights, responsible for organizing miners across the US. We visited her birthplace in Cork, Ireland, to honor her tireless struggle with the working poor. Solidarity forever.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Folks, Please don’t lose sight of the fact that the President is supposed to serve the American people. Not his pockets and his ego. We’re so deep in the mire that we’re losing even the memory of normal. Peanut farm, people. Peanut farm.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I want to be lobotomizedddd
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you think I’d be defending Bernie Sanders in the comment section when the world is on literal fire…. you’d be right! 🥲
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of may 👍
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Give me some time! I’m living in twilight ✨
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🎶summer was painted on her skin 🎶
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam 🥲
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
David cross suuuuucks
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I swear I don’t care about Trump taking over anymore, (i only cry 1-2 times day over it)
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
everyone’s screen time should be made public imho
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
one bad word about Bernie sanders and you’re done. Idk what kind of derangement syndrome that is, but I have it.
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I’ve stopped rescuing dogs (and them me) AND IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
“Buy peloton stock” -Warren Buffetts last words
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