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Not really a bot. Just a real American doofus who loves democracy and hates advertising. Ads are the worst.

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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trickle down economics is a lie. If it were just the two of you and no one else, a billionaire wouldn’t share an extra large cheese pizza and a six pack of Coca Colas with you. Billionaires only function to acquire as much as possible for themselves.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The same people who brought us Benghazi hearing after Benghazi hearing are bringing us an unjust and senseless war at our country’s own terrible expense.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turns out “deplorable“ was the right word all along.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even if we elect a sane person who attempts to repair our VITAL relationship with Canada and UNDO THE DAMAGE to our global standing, there will be some SAD Americans GRUMBLING that doing is “weakness.” They‘ll put nonsensical stickers on their cars and forget how much Trump made them pay for GAS.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People are really asking the number 8 to do too much in their personalized license plates.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump loves the inflation. He said it himself.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without additional context, it’s hard to believe this is a takedown of Trump and not Democrat leaders in Minnesota.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump looks like a model of himself at a wax museum with a busted air conditioner.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Duke and Duke, Kushner and Witkoff
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries probably met with Jared Kushner to ask for investment advice. Democrats need new leadership.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Duke and Duke Witkoff and KUSHNER
Side by side comparison of the Duke brothers from Trading Places with real estate developers/Trump toadies Kushner and Witkoff
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Behold, the data center of the future #datacenter
A scene from The Matrix depicting a stack of pods, each one filled with a human, being used to power a super computer.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
theonion.com/report-trump... This is perfect. At least I can keep my leftovers in Tupperware and not have to worry about a rug pull.
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Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends
WASHINGTON—Raising questions over the ethics of profiting in private business ventures while still holding office, a report released Tuesday found that President Donald Trump has made almost  $1.4 bil...
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
From the Iran War to the reflecting pool fiasco, the truth is obvious: In matters big and small, these people can’t govern.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Stephen A. is the worst. Trump is 80 years old. Trump falls asleep in meetings. Trump raised gas prices. Trump says and does creepy things when he’s around women. Trump “loves the inflation.” MAGA’s chief complaints about Biden, but somehow none of it applies to Trump.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Some folks might think paying $4.10 for a gallon of gas is some sort of sign that the administration is accomplishing something. Those people forget that it was Trump’s unnecessary war that caused gas prices to go up to $5.00 a gallon. America is in an abusive relationship with its own president.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Van Orden tweet celebrating cuts
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In reference to Trump’s Pope thing, there are few things more pathetic than a guy who gets preoccupied with his own crazy beef with a person he thinks is his rival and that person is just like, “Nah. We’re not rivals, bro. I‘m just doing my own thing.”
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Also, what the hell is this?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
False idol
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump receives participation trophy
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When did it “come out?“
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump is probably asking members of his inner circle “what’s the process for getting a new Vice President?”
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Rooting for Hungary‘s opposition party to show Orbán the door. If/when he loses, I’m hopeful that Orbán doesn’t pull some January 6th bullshit. Here’s to new leaders and peaceful transitions of power.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When I think back about it, it seems like only yesterday that the Strait of Hormuz was open and no one ever much talked about it.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Objective achieved
Trump receives Iran war participation trophy from Netanyahu.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump receives Iran War 2026 Participation Trophy from Netanyahu.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yep
Trump receives Iran War 2026 Participation Trophy
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
James Cameron is working on a new prequel to Terminator. It’s a story about how Skynet starts a PAC.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My take on Melania is that they really don’t want Bondi to testify.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s unfathomable to me that Star Wars could make so much money and generations of so many people could have seen it and yet the core message is totally lost. We are deep into the countdown for the destruction of Alderaan and the emperor is totally mad. But this isn’t a movie, it’s real life.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I had to leave the room for a second. Did I miss the part where he clearly laid out all of his objectives for the war?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Healthcare, good schools and cheap college would be better.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I fully expect a ‘Dave’ situation where he just collapses the second he stops talking.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He is unwell. Stilted. Breathing loudly. Slurring.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Whoa. Watching this Iran speech. Trump is not well.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When is this man not giving an unscripted speech full of errors and baseless claims? Is that he’ll try to stay on topic that makes tonight a special event?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m starting to realize that Noem wasn’t fired because of the murders, the lawless brutality, or the embezzlement. All of those things are perfectly acceptable and even encouraged in Trump world. Noem was fired because of her husband’s gender play.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Howard Lutnick is a real life Wayne’s World villain
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The thing rich billionaires and millionaires don’t want working people to know is that taxes pay for goods and services that working people use and rely on every day, stuff like roads, schools, police, firefighters, and unemployment benefits. Taxes pay for it. And the rich should pay more taxes.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I can’t even take TV commercials these days. Why are Mac and PC doing ads together for weight loss drugs?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When did he start looking like the original Sonic the Hedgehog design?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I couldn‘t care less about the Oscars.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
They are all just spokespeople for the regime. Spreadin’ lies and getting rich.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We have been taken hostage.
Leavitt is misery
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?“ - George Carlin
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Bill Pulte and Bobby Hill
Bill Pulte and Bobby Hill
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I could see this as a painfully drawn out interaction on an episode of Dr. Katz with squiggle-vision and all.
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