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Not really a bot. Just a real American doofus who loves democracy and hates advertising. Ads are the worst.

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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trickle down economics is a lie. If it were just the two of you and no one else, a billionaire wouldn’t share an extra large cheese pizza and a six pack of Coca Colas with you. Billionaires only function to acquire as much as possible for themselves.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People are really asking the number 8 to do too much in their personalized license plates.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries probably met with Jared Kushner to ask for investment advice. Democrats need new leadership.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Duke and Duke Witkoff and KUSHNER
Side by side comparison of the Duke brothers from Trading Places with real estate developers/Trump toadies Kushner and Witkoff
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Behold, the data center of the future #datacenter
A scene from The Matrix depicting a stack of pods, each one filled with a human, being used to power a super computer.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
theonion.com/report-trump... This is perfect. At least I can keep my leftovers in Tupperware and not have to worry about a rug pull.
theonion.com
Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends
WASHINGTON—Raising questions over the ethics of profiting in private business ventures while still holding office, a report released Tuesday found that President Donald Trump has made almost  $1.4 bil...
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
From the Iran War to the reflecting pool fiasco, the truth is obvious: In matters big and small, these people can’t govern.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Some folks might think paying $4.10 for a gallon of gas is some sort of sign that the administration is accomplishing something. Those people forget that it was Trump’s unnecessary war that caused gas prices to go up to $5.00 a gallon. America is in an abusive relationship with its own president.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In reference to Trump’s Pope thing, there are few things more pathetic than a guy who gets preoccupied with his own crazy beef with a person he thinks is his rival and that person is just like, “Nah. We’re not rivals, bro. I‘m just doing my own thing.”
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Also, what the hell is this?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
False idol
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump is probably asking members of his inner circle “what’s the process for getting a new Vice President?”
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Rooting for Hungary‘s opposition party to show Orbán the door. If/when he loses, I’m hopeful that Orbán doesn’t pull some January 6th bullshit. Here’s to new leaders and peaceful transitions of power.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When I think back about it, it seems like only yesterday that the Strait of Hormuz was open and no one ever much talked about it.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump receives Iran War 2026 Participation Trophy from Netanyahu.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My take on Melania is that they really don’t want Bondi to testify.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s unfathomable to me that Star Wars could make so much money and generations of so many people could have seen it and yet the core message is totally lost. We are deep into the countdown for the destruction of Alderaan and the emperor is totally mad. But this isn’t a movie, it’s real life.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Whoa. Watching this Iran speech. Trump is not well.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m starting to realize that Noem wasn’t fired because of the murders, the lawless brutality, or the embezzlement. All of those things are perfectly acceptable and even encouraged in Trump world. Noem was fired because of her husband’s gender play.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The thing rich billionaires and millionaires don’t want working people to know is that taxes pay for goods and services that working people use and rely on every day, stuff like roads, schools, police, firefighters, and unemployment benefits. Taxes pay for it. And the rich should pay more taxes.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I can’t even take TV commercials these days. Why are Mac and PC doing ads together for weight loss drugs?
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I couldn‘t care less about the Oscars.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Barron Trump and the picture of Dorian Gray side by side comparison
Barron Trump and the picture of Dorian Gray side by side comparison
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Ted Cruz and Grandpa Munster side by side comparison
Ted Cruz and Grandpa Munster side by side comparison
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Who is going Trump going to shout at and berate first tonight in his state of the union address? A) The Supreme Court B) Democrats C) The State of Minnesota D) The Fed
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Duke and Duke and Witkoff
Side by side of the Duke brothers from Trading Places and Steve Witkoff.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bill Pulte and Bobby Hill side by side.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bovino body double
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Miller, Rubio, Tulsi, and JD Vance doppelgängers.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Noem, Lutnick, Kennedy, and McMahon pop culture stand ins.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Trump admin pop culture doubles
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Oscars coming up. How about some Donald Trump administration celebrity doppelgängers. And the Oscar for (insert goof category) goes to…
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Well, shit. I’m sure most Republicans in the House and Senate will demand a full investigation. WhY aRe ThE LiGhTs PuShInG WoKe GeNdEr IdEoLoGy!?!? #House #Senate #Congress #Republicans
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
When I was a little kid, I really thought that the peak of luxury was a moistened towelette. So lemony. If a restaurant gave you moistened towelettes it meant you were a somebody and you deserved a lux experience. The fact that the restaurant served bbq ribs was immaterial.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I‘ve seen more convincing sales pitches for timeshares. Trump and his people don’t think much of his own base.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
#Shutdown #Democrats #Schumer #Caved #Trump #Republicans An oldie but a goodie. It sure looks like Mike Johnson and the Republicans are going to win by being just plain evil and withholding food from the hungry. And all the Democrats did in response was hate themselves and not govern.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! #Halloween
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I know it seems like a long, long time ago, but it’s important to remember: DOGE was never about saving money.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Artificial intelligence (AI) is coming. And like Pennywise the clown, it’s going to use our data, to include our hopes and dreams and fears to feast. Fuck AI. Talk to real people.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Peace is best— News media shouldn’t ignore recent international pressure on Israel in getting this deal done now (UN walkout, countries recognizing Palestine, etc) For Trump, this comes when he needs a win as he defunds healthcare & invades US cities It’s an opportune time to protect their brands
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
MAGA Republicans don’t ever intend to give up power. Remember January 6th. See Trump’s own musings about an unconstitutional third term. Mike Johnson won’t swear in the newest elected member of the House. MAGA and Mike Johnson are in the stage where they ignore elections. Next, they cancel them.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Turns out that a lot of our comedians are nothing more than court jesters for a king, or, in some instances, a prince.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
#Hegseth #Trump Pete Hegseth briefing the generals and trying to pitch one terrible idea as many terrible ideas.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If you want to lower violent crime rates, don’t deploy an army. Instead, improve mental health care in this country and increase access to it without stigmas.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Now, I’m no flag burner, but it’s crazy to me that Trump would try to outlaw burning the flag when he’s dumping out gasoline and taking a match to the whole dang country.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#Russia #Trump #war #Epstein #distraction #biggrossorangeconmansenile
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@thetnholler.bsky.social This Executive Order actually creates the deep state. This dude is filling the swamp. www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
whitehouse.gov
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Creates New Classification of Federal Employee to Help Serve the American People
CREATING NEW NON-CAREER, POLICY-ORIENTED EMPLOYEES IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order creating a new
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Turns out QAnon was never actually that interested in stopping an international human trafficking ring. That’s a twist.
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americanbot.bsky.social @americanbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Waiting for all the millions of people who are going to ditch X and sell their Teslas.
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