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amelia burger 👻

@ameliaburger.bsky.social
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they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.

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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 15h
pros of seeing a bunch of movies this week at nyff: not having to wait until december to see the hot awards movies people are gonna be talking about cons: now i presumably have to wait until december to be able to listen to recordings of "this city may have chewed me up" or "your god is sleeping"
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
evergreen
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
your god is sleeping track on spotify when
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Geese this, Goose that, really someone should make a band called Gray Duck
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
surely somebody on this website has seen Behemoth! (2026) so can you please DM me and let me know whether or not it's good. i won't leak anything or break your embargo i just quietly will or won't add it to my movies fantasy league roster it'll be so chill. (i will also accept takes on Artificial)
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wake up, i get emails asking if i can work, i die
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
enough time has passed that i have to finally say it. the bridge in the muna song eastside girls sounds a little like something leading into we didn’t start the fire
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
survivor: the way of water
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's always, "it's a weak year for best actress" and not, "it's interesting how few of the movies that people have collectively decided are awards frontrunners (in september) have women in lead roles"
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Joseph K @wallsallaround.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to the patron saint of Appalachia
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sure it’s probably not great to give ammunition to people who want to make fun of queer people/the woke left/etc but also no one is served by handwringing about lesbian bar meta-discourse instead of acknowledging that most of it is insane person behavior.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is anybody interested in hiring me to produce or edit videos sometimes? i haven't done it in several years but i'd still do a good job
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rumors begin to spread: "did you hear the king was going to cut a baby in half? that's fucked up, I thought the guy was supposed to be wise not evil." unrest grows in the streets until finally the king is overthrown. i'm the king now. i give the woman her baby back.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i was trying to pretend some random baby is mine and me and the real mom went to argue in front of the king and the king was like "just cut the baby in half," even if it wasn't really my baby i don't think i'd be like "yeah that seems fair"
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
surely somebody on this website has seen Behemoth! (2026) so can you please DM me and let me know whether or not it's good. i won't leak anything or break your embargo i just quietly will or won't add it to my movies fantasy league roster it'll be so chill. (i will also accept takes on Artificial)
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026
uncanny valley ranch
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm so deeply not plugged in. is it called something different now? i don't want to know
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social interview in the ankler even if i did take psychic damage from the phrase "'vlogging,' as it was then called" theankler.com/john-green-o...
Green, 49, was also an influencer before anyone really used that word, which fed his success as an author. In 2007 he and his younger brother, Hank, started “vlogging,” as it was then called, on YouTube; three years later they founded VidCon, which is still going. Hank has since built his own career as an online personality, entrepreneur and novelist.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm having a lot of anxiety about what to draft for my movies fantasy league team which is sort of nice because I'm having very little anxiety about anything else.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guess it's time to get mariah back on the charts
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
maybe this time all of us should mackle more
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when i get home from my current travels i’m going to catch up on everything and then get better at keeping up with everything and then fix my entire life. do the most and be the best etc
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
google searching how to not be depressed or failing that how to drop hints that i’m sad in such a way that everyone around me will know exactly how to be nice to me in a way that fixes me and makes me capable of having friends
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me when i’m in north carolina playing the best shuffleboard of my life
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
celebrating labor day by having to work, as god intended
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i simply refuse to believe that joist is a thing, sorry to carpentry or whatever. next time wordle bot tells me i have a good vocabulary i’m unplugging it
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
so we’re just letting wordle make up words now
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i didn't go anywhere today but i also didn't clean my apartment or go to bed early
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
little sally voice can’t we do a happy musical next time? as i hit play on the hadestown cast recording again
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
missed connection: guy who also had a new york driver’s license in front of me in line getting ranch dressing beer at the minnesota state fair
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i say i pay for discord nitro for the emojis but it's really so i can write the longest paragraphs known to man
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
never connecting more to the part in hadestown where they're like "we're gonna sing it again" than finishing possibly the worst weekend of air travel in my entire life and thinking about how i have to get on another plane in like a week
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
science should invent a website that doesn’t ask me if i want to share my location every time i visit it
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
gotta say that "all-civilian" is maybe the funniest way to describe the cast of the traitors with no reality stars
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
new york city should capture the heat from subway stations and pump it into my over-air-conditioned office
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
we're never getting another season of Claim to Fame consequence.net/2026/08/jona...
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The Jonas Brothers Announce "The Burning Up Tour All Over Again" North American Tour
The Jonas Brothers have announced "The Burning Up Tour All Over Again," a 45-city North American tour celebrating their 2008 "Burning Up" outing.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
people on bluesky love to debate issues in ways that are normal
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
can’t believe there’s all this talk about cyclospora in the news and i’m here this week having regular boring old, non-explosive diarrhea
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
is it safe to listen to the new phoebe album if i’m already depressed
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
unfortunately i do think the costco red panda would fix me
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
never connecting more to the part in hadestown where they're like "we're gonna sing it again" than finishing possibly the worst weekend of air travel in my entire life and thinking about how i have to get on another plane in like a week
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i’m a millennial and i didn’t party but only because i didn’t really have friends
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
millennials weren't sure whether football/cheerleader cliques were real or a film trope. i still have trouble believing gen xers who allege the breakfast club was a realistic depiction of life and not A Bit
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it’s hot in the subway station so they’re gonna take the heat and save it for the winter. science is fake.
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
showing up however many years late to hadestown discourse after seeing the proshot and the main thing I want to talk about is how "wait for me" has the energy of an act one finale and "why we build the wall" feels like the start of an act two
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
has anybody ever called a "how's my driving?" number and been like, "it's good"
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amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
excited to announce i’m retiring from air travel
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