amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 15hpros of seeing a bunch of movies this week at nyff: not having to wait until december to see the hot awards movies people are gonna be talking about cons: now i presumably have to wait until december to be able to listen to recordings of "this city may have chewed me up" or "your god is sleeping" 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Geese this, Goose that, really someone should make a band called Gray Duck 001
Reposted by amelia burger 👻amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026surely somebody on this website has seen Behemoth! (2026) so can you please DM me and let me know whether or not it's good. i won't leak anything or break your embargo i just quietly will or won't add it to my movies fantasy league roster it'll be so chill. (i will also accept takes on Artificial) 011
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wake up, i get emails asking if i can work, i die 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026enough time has passed that i have to finally say it. the bridge in the muna song eastside girls sounds a little like something leading into we didn’t start the fire 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's always, "it's a weak year for best actress" and not, "it's interesting how few of the movies that people have collectively decided are awards frontrunners (in september) have women in lead roles" 011
Reposted by amelia burger 👻Joseph K @wallsallaround.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to the patron saint of Appalachia 1102
Reposted by amelia burger 👻Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Girl dinner 6274911670
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sure it’s probably not great to give ammunition to people who want to make fun of queer people/the woke left/etc but also no one is served by handwringing about lesbian bar meta-discourse instead of acknowledging that most of it is insane person behavior. 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026is anybody interested in hiring me to produce or edit videos sometimes? i haven't done it in several years but i'd still do a good job 011
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026rumors begin to spread: "did you hear the king was going to cut a baby in half? that's fucked up, I thought the guy was supposed to be wise not evil." unrest grows in the streets until finally the king is overthrown. i'm the king now. i give the woman her baby back. 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if i was trying to pretend some random baby is mine and me and the real mom went to argue in front of the king and the king was like "just cut the baby in half," even if it wasn't really my baby i don't think i'd be like "yeah that seems fair" 121
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026surely somebody on this website has seen Behemoth! (2026) so can you please DM me and let me know whether or not it's good. i won't leak anything or break your embargo i just quietly will or won't add it to my movies fantasy league roster it'll be so chill. (i will also accept takes on Artificial) 011
Reposted by amelia burger 👻futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026uncanny valley ranch 1534787
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i'm so deeply not plugged in. is it called something different now? i don't want to know 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026good @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social interview in the ankler even if i did take psychic damage from the phrase "'vlogging,' as it was then called" theankler.com/john-green-o... 121
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm having a lot of anxiety about what to draft for my movies fantasy league team which is sort of nice because I'm having very little anxiety about anything else. 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026guess it's time to get mariah back on the charts 020
Reposted by amelia burger 👻Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary. 181909326
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026maybe this time all of us should mackle more 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when i get home from my current travels i’m going to catch up on everything and then get better at keeping up with everything and then fix my entire life. do the most and be the best etc 120
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026google searching how to not be depressed or failing that how to drop hints that i’m sad in such a way that everyone around me will know exactly how to be nice to me in a way that fixes me and makes me capable of having friends 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me when i’m in north carolina playing the best shuffleboard of my life 000
Reposted by amelia burger 👻amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 02/09/2024celebrating labor day by having to work, as god intended 001
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i simply refuse to believe that joist is a thing, sorry to carpentry or whatever. next time wordle bot tells me i have a good vocabulary i’m unplugging it 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026so we’re just letting wordle make up words now 100
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i didn't go anywhere today but i also didn't clean my apartment or go to bed early 020
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026little sally voice can’t we do a happy musical next time? as i hit play on the hadestown cast recording again 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026missed connection: guy who also had a new york driver’s license in front of me in line getting ranch dressing beer at the minnesota state fair 020
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i say i pay for discord nitro for the emojis but it's really so i can write the longest paragraphs known to man 010
Reposted by amelia burger 👻amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026never connecting more to the part in hadestown where they're like "we're gonna sing it again" than finishing possibly the worst weekend of air travel in my entire life and thinking about how i have to get on another plane in like a week 011
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026science should invent a website that doesn’t ask me if i want to share my location every time i visit it 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026gotta say that "all-civilian" is maybe the funniest way to describe the cast of the traitors with no reality stars 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026new york city should capture the heat from subway stations and pump it into my over-air-conditioned office 010
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026we're never getting another season of Claim to Fame consequence.net/2026/08/jona...consequence.netThe Jonas Brothers Announce "The Burning Up Tour All Over Again" North American TourThe Jonas Brothers have announced "The Burning Up Tour All Over Again," a 45-city North American tour celebrating their 2008 "Burning Up" outing. 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026people on bluesky love to debate issues in ways that are normal 020
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026can’t believe there’s all this talk about cyclospora in the news and i’m here this week having regular boring old, non-explosive diarrhea 110
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026is it safe to listen to the new phoebe album if i’m already depressed 100
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026unfortunately i do think the costco red panda would fix me 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026never connecting more to the part in hadestown where they're like "we're gonna sing it again" than finishing possibly the worst weekend of air travel in my entire life and thinking about how i have to get on another plane in like a week 011
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i’m a millennial and i didn’t party but only because i didn’t really have friends 110
Reposted by amelia burger 👻sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026millennials weren't sure whether football/cheerleader cliques were real or a film trope. i still have trouble believing gen xers who allege the breakfast club was a realistic depiction of life and not A Bit 116100897
Reposted by amelia burger 👻dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183695
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026it’s hot in the subway station so they’re gonna take the heat and save it for the winter. science is fake. 020
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026showing up however many years late to hadestown discourse after seeing the proshot and the main thing I want to talk about is how "wait for me" has the energy of an act one finale and "why we build the wall" feels like the start of an act two 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026has anybody ever called a "how's my driving?" number and been like, "it's good" 000
amelia burger 👻 @ameliaburger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026excited to announce i’m retiring from air travel 000