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@amelia.codes
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Kind of like if a cat had ADHD She/her

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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 21/09/2026
A still from the simpson’s episode “you only move twice”. Hank Scorpio is face-palming. “Why didn’t I think of that?!”
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 13/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/raha...
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rahaeli Nov 22, 2024

Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If you can't get there without him 
And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 28/09/2025
An image of a bluesky post: 
Alex Blechman

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the "Night Of One Thousand Screams." Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation
Opportunities
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 27/06/2025
GIF from the episode of "The Simpsons", "The Problem with Trillions". Homer, a bald, overweight man, is standing behind a group of other men (including Moe, Lenny, Carl, and Barney). Homer has the visible outline of a microphone under his shirt. The other men are staring up at a TV, ignoring Homer.
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 24/02/2025
I love this
A cropped screenshot of a court filing reading as follows:

That transgender individuals—like everyone—initially live in their birth sex does not
undermine the immutability of transgender status. All individuals initially live in their birth sex.
That is why the process of changing that so a person can live in a different sex is called “transition.”
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 17/09/2024
Embarrassing
A bluesky logo followed by "Celebrating 10M users" Below that in big, bold letters is "88,803". A blue circle saying "First 1%" stamps the earlier text.
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 02/09/2024
Long weekend for *what*, Target?
A screenshot of the Target.com homepage. There is a large red banner reading "The Long Weekend Sale" with a subtitle reading "Get big deals for days. Ends Monday, 9/2".
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 06/05/2024
Me too lil buddy
An image of a web page with the heading "Status" and the value "Waiting to be Accepted". There is an in-progress indicator that is approximately half of a circle. The circle is blue.
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 15/04/2024
There are days when I hope hell is real, and there are days when I'm sure it is, and we're in it. Today is both of those days.
A picture of the New York Times. Headline: "Supreme Court Clears Way, for Now, for Idaho to Ban Transgender Treatment for Minors"

The sub-headline is "The Idaho attorney general had asked the justices to move swiftly to let the state law, which would ban gender-affirming medical care for minors, go into effect."
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 29/11/2023
Yeah this pretty accurately reflects my taste in music.
Apple Music Replay chart for “top albums” listened to. 469 albums in total, with 10,000 gecs in first place with 904 plays. Followed by the  Les Miserables original cast recording (674 plays), Transgender Dysphoria Blues (656 plays), English Rebel Songs (474 plays), and New Wave (414 plays)Apple Music Replay chart for “Top Artists”. 792 total artists listened to, with the top four being: “Against Me!” (5307 minutes), Taylor Swift (3,069 minutes), “100 Gecs” (2343 minutes), and Kim Petras (1824 minutes)
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 02/10/2023
A Tapir smiling as much as a tapir can
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