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Annie Ebbers

@amcebbers.bsky.social
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Cyclist, Alexandrian, mom, bureaucrat, Frasier lover, patriarchy hater

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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 8h
Crashing out over every sentence of the strategic plan my boss used AI to develop from a more loosey-goosey document my team drafted. We might as well have had a high school student who did an hour of internet research write it
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Crack
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was half of everything!
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Piece Out made me half an old fashioned tonight, and a customer for life!
Receipt from Piece Out Del Ray, including a $6 “half old fashioned”
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do I have outdoor plans? Do I have outdoor plans? Only six hours of kids’ sports!
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I heartily laughed out loud
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Power came back on in Del Ray/Potomac at 7:45ish as well
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Does anyone have more info on what is happening at Simpson? There have been no noticeable changes in the fields in weeks and the schedule says a phased reopening is supposed to start this month
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ACPS really fucked up with this transportation situation
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Physical condition—It’s all potholes (and it’s very hard to dodge potholes AND people)
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is DC planning to fix the Wharf cycle track ever? It’s basically unrideable
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FUCK YESSSSSSS
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The day I thought would never come is here: for the last time, I have put my last child to bed after a day in which she took a school-sanctioned nap
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wanna pierce my tongue It doesn’t hurt it feels fine
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh god
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have tall 7- and 5-year-olds. They are not tall enough to reach the soap, faucets, or paper towels in the ORD bathrooms
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Update: we are delayed in Chicago due to DC weather. Are we getting home tonight?
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
🤣
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Okay, this has happened to me a lot lately, especially when deliveries are by some combination of FedEx and USPS(?). What is the deal?
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh you guys are coming up here — good luck!
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nooooooo
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yes! Ugh! Thankfully after much waiting I got the first leg restored
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah, I cried. Like we can teleport 7 hours to Chicago for a 4pm flight. Anyway we did get back on the first leg but I’ve stoked anti capitalist rage among my whole family
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The CEO of United has a salary of $16 million
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today United Airlines delayed our flight so we’d only have a 15-minute layover in Chicago. I finally talked to a live person who, I thought, was rebooking the second leg of our trip from ORD-DCA. She did do that and also removed the first leg. So now I’m back on the customer service hamster wheel
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Noted! Don’t hesitate to remind me
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Who has a KN95 mask that their kids don’t hate?
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh my god, that is without a doubt a Judd expression
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We were told to plan for 40,000 visitors per day
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I just paid my last full daycare invoice 🥳
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I have a small window into the organization of the Great American State Fair, and it is a Fyre-Fest-level shitshow
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s crystal clear when riding along the Mall that this event is not for anyone attending and has been designed only for one person watching on his TV
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For fuuuuccks sake! How far in advance do they need to do this shit?
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It started going up early last week. I am wondering if it’s for the Great American State Fair
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What in the hell
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😂😂😂
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is clearly intentionally D- work
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What I learned today is you have to freeze or incinerate the carcass because the maggots mature into flies in soil 🤢
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I can’t believe my job now entails knowing how to dispose of an animal that has been infected by a flesh-eating insect
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Has a good experience with Affordable Sheds! www.affordableshedscompany.com
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Affordable Sheds Company | Specializing in Custom Built Sheds
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not me mentally calculating the gender breakdown of volunteers for elementary school Field Day
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I
n the 1830s everyone in the USA knew that canal waterways were the future of commerce. Every state started building a canal network with the vision of hooking them all into a national network. In 1837 there was a Great Recession, and the tax base for the canal work collapsed. When the economy recovered 5 years later, the railroad boom was happening and everyone knew that canals were over.
That's why every city in the Midwest has a half-finished canal in it. This is a post about data centers
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
All so kids can spend a whole year of $travel soccer$ not learning any fundamentals
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh vacuuming is smart! We’ve been spraying with vinegar (and my kids have been nailing each other right in the eyes)
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Very grateful to y’all who did so much work on this!
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m happy
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This has been coming up a lot when we talk about removing parking — where will my plumber park? Listen folks, people who provide services in exchange for your money are not going to be stressed by having to park down the street, nor will they refuse you said services
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I lol’ed
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
2 Design House Stockholm glasses Royal Copenhagen mug Tiny animal-shaped cookie/food cutters 2 spherical ice molds 2 ice packs New glass water bottle 🤠
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Annie Ebbers @amcebbers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My Big Flea haul: Fan palm leaf print Plant stand/coat rack (aka toy storage) 1 necklace, 1 bracelet, 1 pair earrings Wagon Bounce house Black leather clutch 6 bud vases 1 larger vase Paper wreath craft kit Child-size picnic basket Moana puzzle Bug catcher Bath paints Cookbook holder Doll clothes…
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