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Forever telling my firstborn that it’s not her job to try to be a referee and make everyone else happy. She’s forever still doing that and I’m re-reminding her that she’s only 8 and that’s TOO MUCH for an 8 year old!! If you are an eldest child am I talking to a brick wall and wasting my breath or

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22h

Do they actually want me to pay someone to watch my kids for a 15 minute conference? I am seriously wondering what the thought process was here.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22h

I have a parent teacher conference in 30 minutes, because today (the first day of fall break) is the only day 3rd grade teachers are having them. I would simply like to know if they have babysitters at the school or…??????? Do they want two parents there? Do they know parents work?

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22h

I know it sounds silly to say I wouldn’t buy this car again over the air conditioner….but ESPECIALLY with babies I most certainly would not. M was 2 when we got it so mad several years rear facing and it was ROUGH. We had battery fans back there it was that bad.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22h

Soooooooo my (unsolicited) two cents: EYE love my Odyssey but would advise against it bc the A/C in the back is absolute TRASH. There’s no ceiling vents so rear facing babies get nada (unless it’s changed since ‘23), and they constantly complain about how hot it is back there. It’s also LOUD AF

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22h

AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Seems a weeeeeee bit late for that pitching change lmao but ok

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What a nightmare inning for the Sox 🫠

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Meanwhile, Youngest got her wristband at the trampoline park and yelled “SEE YA SUCKAAAAAAS” and ran off and I have never seen an employee cry laughing at my kids before, but she sure did 😂💀

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(But to be fair I had one in March 2020 and one October 2021 so I had babies for like all of Covid 😂😂

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hahahaha well the youngest is 5 so it’s been a minute 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“What’s your favorite shape?” Middle kid, enthusiastic AF: “A SPEAR!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Men ALWAYS have the audacity. A comment on a woman’s post about her top ten literary fiction books of all time:

mickspruiell 1w
You should try reading more male authors

Reply
chloejensenn 1w • Author
@mickspruiell no thank u

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Of course Trump loves Roger Clemens 🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The funniest part TO ME is homegirl still has access to all the $$. She could go buy the fancy ass expensive laundry baskets (do I understand why people buy fancy receptacles for dirty clothes? no) but instead the laws of petty demand the return of the ones that will break two weeks from now 🤣

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Do people understand that lawyers charge money? Are cheap plastic laundry baskets worth multiple .1 and .2 emails???? The number of “I have contacted my lawyer about this” texts I have seen is ABSURD. This is like the mediation I did where they were fighting over $20 hobby lobby lamps. LIKE???

Picture of two plastic laundry baskets that cost about $10

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Home teams not looking great in this Guardians Sox series

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I am DYING. Contempt of court and “the judge will take this into account when making the property division” have joined the chat. WHAT ARE THE DAMAGES?! Your laundry had to sit in a pile instead of a hamper for 3 days? Guess you deserve an extra 20k for your trouble.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it is TUESDAY so they have three more days of school to get back in routine 🙄 Also I’m pretty sure a dad is allowed to *checks notes* pick up his kids from school!??!????????

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

they look like the $10 ones you can get at H-E-B so it’s truly just I’m gonna pick a fight for sport at this point. Yesterday she flew off the handle bc my mom is in town so they picked the kids up from carline instead of daycare and “it’s gonna ruin their entire routine next week when I have them”

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What I’m NOT gonna think is you put things in a laundry basket on the porch and expected me to dump the contents out into my car and put the basket back on the porch before I leave????? (Unless, you know, you specify that part in advance)

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

IDK IDK maybe don’t pack his things up in a receptacle that you are then going to complain that he has?!?!?!?!? Seems pretty simple. If someone packed my shit in a diamond encrusted box and put it on their porch, I’m considering that diamond encrusted box a gift, I’ll tell you that right now.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He took two laundry baskets when he moved. She packed some of his things IN TWO LAUNDRY BASKETS and put them outside. Then sent nastygrams about him having all the laundry baskets. So he took back the two that she didn’t pack stuff in. But those weren’t right. So she wanted…the ones she put stuff in

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m sorry, but the day I start fighting over LAUNDRY BASKETS someone please just put me in the grave. There have been MULTIPLE emails to attorneys over these laundry baskets. (PSA: you can buy new laundry baskets cheaper than you can contact your attorney about them 😂)

a divorce fight over which laundry baskets were acceptable to take

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

She said she saw a commercial for them while she was watching 🏈 (lmao THAT’S MY KID ALRIGHT) so she came downstairs at the time it said and put it on (but she said it wasn’t on when it said so she just watched more 🏈 and then it came on idek im guessing she didn’t understand the time zone sitch)

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Patient Zero just came on and H started singing it word for word and I said, “how do you know this song?” and she said, “the MTV awards? Duh!!” What even happened while I was in Vegas 😂😂😂

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Stayed up past my bedtime to watch Krajicek win, but I’m so glad I did!!!!! 🥳🥳 Gig ‘em forever, AK!!

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I see this ALL the time and I feel like I’m going mad!!! “Let me make a post about how excited I am about who won this reality show and THEN put the spoiler alert for anyone who hasn’t seen it.” ????? “Let me talk about my story and how I relate to Jane Doe and THEN put A CW at the bottom.” LIKE???

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you’re gonna put the content/trigger/spoiler warning at the bottom of the page/post, WHY EVEN INCLUDE IT AT ALL?!?!? Like, people don’t read starting from the bottom, so if you ACTUALLY want people to read the warning BEFORE reading the thing you are warning them about, PUT IT BEFORE THE THING.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When the satire video highlighting how stupid it is that they’re so obsessed with Sharia Law in Texas goes over the heads of the intended audience and the Christian Nationalists come with pitchforks. It’s too early on a Monday for this shit. Yet another reason the 🍊 man wants to keep people dumb!

A message saying the man who made the video is DISGUSTING and should be hung for treason

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A few years ago, she’d stand to the side at her friends’ birthday parties (and that’s okay, and she always knew she had that space!) But after a lot of play therapy and a lot of love some damn good sisters, she is THRIVING and being recognized for being the best friend to her peers. I am a puddle. 🥹

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would like to send a big 🖕🏻 to RFK because my “will never hold a job or write a poem or go on a date” kid is getting the friendship award for her grade for the first 9 weeks. FRIENDSHIP. I am so, so proud to be her mom.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I couldn’t see where that call went and 😅😅😅

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

GIRRRRRRRL I could write a novel about the insane shit she is doing rn I just may it never be me 😑😑😑😑

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay I finally watched the latest Ted Lasso from when I was gone and WOW APPLE I just don’t think that was necessary!!!!!!!!

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall for the hearing when she tries to explain this to the judge who explicitly granted equal access to the home I would also HATE to be her lawyer lololololol

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hollywood really has people out here believing they can just throw their spouse’s shit out on the lawn and change the locks to the marital home when they leave for a few hours LMAO

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The fact that the Google searches for “Craig James Killed Five Hookers” will be OFF THE CHARTS today is incredible. College football is the best.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching someone with a Google law degree do ALL the sanctionable things is my favorite kind of train wreck to watch. I’ll take a front row seat and watch in slow motion, even.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(This incident did not happen at anything football related. The student was taken out of class. Nothing even indicates the student has any connection to football lol)

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A local high school arrested two kids for bringing a pew pew to school and the first comment I read on the article says the school should have to forfeit their football season And like Obviously pew pew bad and should def not be at school But these things are so unrelated my brain can’t even?

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We painted camouflage end zones‽ Like that’s a real thing that went through multiple people and NOBODY thought to say, “hey y’all…this might not be it…” We are SO DUMB for a school that claims to be very smart. The jokes are going to write themselves, and we are hours from kickoff.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I AM SO MAD I MISSED IT 😩😭

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They’ve shown the kick multiples times and I’m still like 🧐🤨

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