Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 2hI have a parent teacher conference in 30 minutes, because today (the first day of fall break) is the only day 3rd grade teachers are having them. I would simply like to know if they have babysitters at the school or…??????? Do they want two parents there? Do they know parents work? 120
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 21h“What’s your favorite shape?” Middle kid, enthusiastic AF: “A SPEAR!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 330
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Men ALWAYS have the audacity. A comment on a woman’s post about her top ten literary fiction books of all time: 150
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Home teams not looking great in this Guardians Sox series 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m sorry, but the day I start fighting over LAUNDRY BASKETS someone please just put me in the grave. There have been MULTIPLE emails to attorneys over these laundry baskets. (PSA: you can buy new laundry baskets cheaper than you can contact your attorney about them 😂) 261
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Patient Zero just came on and H started singing it word for word and I said, “how do you know this song?” and she said, “the MTV awards? Duh!!” What even happened while I was in Vegas 😂😂😂 130
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stayed up past my bedtime to watch Krajicek win, but I’m so glad I did!!!!! 🥳🥳 Gig ‘em forever, AK!! 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you’re gonna put the content/trigger/spoiler warning at the bottom of the page/post, WHY EVEN INCLUDE IT AT ALL?!?!? Like, people don’t read starting from the bottom, so if you ACTUALLY want people to read the warning BEFORE reading the thing you are warning them about, PUT IT BEFORE THE THING. 120
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When the satire video highlighting how stupid it is that they’re so obsessed with Sharia Law in Texas goes over the heads of the intended audience and the Christian Nationalists come with pitchforks. It’s too early on a Monday for this shit. Yet another reason the 🍊 man wants to keep people dumb! 020
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would like to send a big 🖕🏻 to RFK because my “will never hold a job or write a poem or go on a date” kid is getting the friendship award for her grade for the first 9 weeks. FRIENDSHIP. I am so, so proud to be her mom. 1120
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay I finally watched the latest Ted Lasso from when I was gone and WOW APPLE I just don’t think that was necessary!!!!!!!! 000
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The fact that the Google searches for “Craig James Killed Five Hookers” will be OFF THE CHARTS today is incredible. College football is the best. 040
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watching someone with a Google law degree do ALL the sanctionable things is my favorite kind of train wreck to watch. I’ll take a front row seat and watch in slow motion, even. 291
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A local high school arrested two kids for bringing a pew pew to school and the first comment I read on the article says the school should have to forfeit their football season And like Obviously pew pew bad and should def not be at school But these things are so unrelated my brain can’t even? 120
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We painted camouflage end zones‽ Like that’s a real thing that went through multiple people and NOBODY thought to say, “hey y’all…this might not be it…” We are SO DUMB for a school that claims to be very smart. The jokes are going to write themselves, and we are hours from kickoff. 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They’ve shown the kick multiples times and I’m still like 🧐🤨 000
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Highly recommended BBQ place with terrible brisket reviews but a James Beard nominated chef? Let me take a look. Oh. All of these negative reviews are because the brisket “has too much fat” and is “too peppery” or “looks burnt” Sign me up!!! 3201
Reposted by Amby BambyBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026that's some quality pettiness lol 625726
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The man two seats over from me on this plane is plucking his eyebrow hairs. We are still on the ground. WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Having been at the airport multiple days in a row, let me just say, GOD. BLESS. LOUNGES. The Chase lounge in Vegas with to-order Momofuku? YESPLZ. 000
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Two cancelled flights meant two extra nights in Vegas and you won’t ever find me complaining about being stuck somewhere like Vegas LOL but I miss those girlies and I am readddddddyyyyyyyyy 130
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026$12 for a cup of Auntie Anne’s pretzel nuggs is bananas. Did I pay it anyway? Absolutely. Was it worth every penny? Absolutely. Money is fake on vacation and even faker in Vegas. 150
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It is freeeeeezing on this airplane but my socks are different levels of soft and I want to chop my whole right foot off because of it. I always make sure when I match them that they feel the same/are worn out the same amount so idk how but of course the one pair I grabbed this morning betrayed me 😖 020
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this it? Am I finally free? I watched the Tennessee game on the way to/at my hair appointment, but I am out and about and I haven’t even opened our game. Not one time. Saw the score in the ESPN app and made a 🥴 face but no part of me was like “oh, no! The game is on! I’m missing it!”static.klipy.comCommon: I Felt The Healing HappeningALT: Common: I Felt The Healing Happening 130
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is about to be the best week of my year and I am EXCITED. 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My mom sent me this picture of my kid and I am wondering if she thinks I can see anything or if she thought it was artsy???? Lmao 020
Reposted by Amby Bambyless drama @ilhanomargundam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026SEC SEC SEC (derogatory) 07112
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had to take the girls with me to my brow appointment earlier and they were like “OMG MOM WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER RIP YOUR EYEBROWS OFF” and the lady was laughing so hard 😂 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My favorite thing is when you try to login to a website and it says your password is incorrect so you go to reset it and use the password they just told you was incorrect, but it says your new password can’t be the same as your current password. WAS IT INCORRECT OR IS IT MY CURRENT PASSWORD 😂😑 010
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I would like to call the Southlake Police on the millions of crickets in the Central Market parking lot bc WHAT THE HELL 120
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My kids left their sports uniforms in my van overnight on Saturday 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 and even with the windows down every day since, it still smells like a hockey locker room in here 😭😭😭😭 160
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Got my other kid’s pictures back and I would simply like to know why 😂😂😂 000
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Picture day AND book fair shopping are tomorrow and my bb is sick 😭😭😭😭😭 110
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have way more confidence in Bama’s ability to make halftime adjustments and they have a lottttt more time left, but I take the tiniest bit of solace that it isn’t just us at the moment lol 020
Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m sorry, did I just see a commercial for ARBY’S BURNT ENDS?!?! I had it muted but that is certainly what it looked Ike and I…… 120