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Amby Bamby

@amby.bsky.social
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give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere. my girls are my world. gig ‘em forever. texan, but not that kind. lawyer, but not that kind.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 2h
I have a parent teacher conference in 30 minutes, because today (the first day of fall break) is the only day 3rd grade teachers are having them. I would simply like to know if they have babysitters at the school or…??????? Do they want two parents there? Do they know parents work?
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 19h
Seems a weeeeeee bit late for that pitching change lmao but ok
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 19h
What a nightmare inning for the Sox 🫠
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 21h
“What’s your favorite shape?” Middle kid, enthusiastic AF: “A SPEAR!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Men ALWAYS have the audacity. A comment on a woman’s post about her top ten literary fiction books of all time:

mickspruiell 1w
You should try reading more male authors

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chloejensenn 1w • Author
@mickspruiell no thank u
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course Trump loves Roger Clemens 🙄😐🙄😐🙄😐
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Home teams not looking great in this Guardians Sox series
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m sorry, but the day I start fighting over LAUNDRY BASKETS someone please just put me in the grave. There have been MULTIPLE emails to attorneys over these laundry baskets. (PSA: you can buy new laundry baskets cheaper than you can contact your attorney about them 😂)
a divorce fight over which laundry baskets were acceptable to take
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Patient Zero just came on and H started singing it word for word and I said, “how do you know this song?” and she said, “the MTV awards? Duh!!” What even happened while I was in Vegas 😂😂😂
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stayed up past my bedtime to watch Krajicek win, but I’m so glad I did!!!!! 🥳🥳 Gig ‘em forever, AK!!
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’re gonna put the content/trigger/spoiler warning at the bottom of the page/post, WHY EVEN INCLUDE IT AT ALL?!?!? Like, people don’t read starting from the bottom, so if you ACTUALLY want people to read the warning BEFORE reading the thing you are warning them about, PUT IT BEFORE THE THING.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the satire video highlighting how stupid it is that they’re so obsessed with Sharia Law in Texas goes over the heads of the intended audience and the Christian Nationalists come with pitchforks. It’s too early on a Monday for this shit. Yet another reason the 🍊 man wants to keep people dumb!
A message saying the man who made the video is DISGUSTING and should be hung for treason
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would like to send a big 🖕🏻 to RFK because my “will never hold a job or write a poem or go on a date” kid is getting the friendship award for her grade for the first 9 weeks. FRIENDSHIP. I am so, so proud to be her mom.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I couldn’t see where that call went and 😅😅😅
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay I finally watched the latest Ted Lasso from when I was gone and WOW APPLE I just don’t think that was necessary!!!!!!!!
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fact that the Google searches for “Craig James Killed Five Hookers” will be OFF THE CHARTS today is incredible. College football is the best.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE LEG ON THAT
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mizzou though?????
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching someone with a Google law degree do ALL the sanctionable things is my favorite kind of train wreck to watch. I’ll take a front row seat and watch in slow motion, even.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A local high school arrested two kids for bringing a pew pew to school and the first comment I read on the article says the school should have to forfeit their football season And like Obviously pew pew bad and should def not be at school But these things are so unrelated my brain can’t even?
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We painted camouflage end zones‽ Like that’s a real thing that went through multiple people and NOBODY thought to say, “hey y’all…this might not be it…” We are SO DUMB for a school that claims to be very smart. The jokes are going to write themselves, and we are hours from kickoff.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WAIT IDAHO DID WHAT NOW
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’ve shown the kick multiples times and I’m still like 🧐🤨
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh Hokies noooooo
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would simply like to know what took so damn long
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Highly recommended BBQ place with terrible brisket reviews but a James Beard nominated chef? Let me take a look. Oh. All of these negative reviews are because the brisket “has too much fat” and is “too peppery” or “looks burnt” Sign me up!!!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
that's some quality pettiness lol
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The man two seats over from me on this plane is plucking his eyebrow hairs. We are still on the ground. WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having been at the airport multiple days in a row, let me just say, GOD. BLESS. LOUNGES. The Chase lounge in Vegas with to-order Momofuku? YESPLZ.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two cancelled flights meant two extra nights in Vegas and you won’t ever find me complaining about being stuck somewhere like Vegas LOL but I miss those girlies and I am readddddddyyyyyyyyy
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
$12 for a cup of Auntie Anne’s pretzel nuggs is bananas. Did I pay it anyway? Absolutely. Was it worth every penny? Absolutely. Money is fake on vacation and even faker in Vegas.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is freeeeeezing on this airplane but my socks are different levels of soft and I want to chop my whole right foot off because of it. I always make sure when I match them that they feel the same/are worn out the same amount so idk how but of course the one pair I grabbed this morning betrayed me 😖
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright, Vegas. It’s been a while. Let’s do this. 😎
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy what gators
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this it? Am I finally free? I watched the Tennessee game on the way to/at my hair appointment, but I am out and about and I haven’t even opened our game. Not one time. Saw the score in the ESPN app and made a 🥴 face but no part of me was like “oh, no! The game is on! I’m missing it!”
static.klipy.com
Common: I Felt The Healing Happening
ALT: Common: I Felt The Healing Happening
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is about to be the best week of my year and I am EXCITED.
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mom sent me this picture of my kid and I am wondering if she thinks I can see anything or if she thought it was artsy???? Lmao
A net with a very blurry child behind it
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less drama @ilhanomargundam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SEC SEC SEC (derogatory)
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many flags in a row can we have let’s see
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOL you dummy
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had to take the girls with me to my brow appointment earlier and they were like “OMG MOM WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER RIP YOUR EYEBROWS OFF” and the lady was laughing so hard 😂
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite thing is when you try to login to a website and it says your password is incorrect so you go to reset it and use the password they just told you was incorrect, but it says your new password can’t be the same as your current password. WAS IT INCORRECT OR IS IT MY CURRENT PASSWORD 😂😑
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to be friends with toomanyburritos.
FattyPantsketo • 
Honestly, the Morning Star farms veggie chicken patties are super tasty and synthetic, just like lunch meals. And I'm not vegetarian, I just love them.

Qwertyz13 • 
I love their fake chicken nuggets too, especially with BBQ sauce...mhmm...

FattyPantsKeto • 
1 looooooove the Korn brand faux nuggets too

toomanyburritos • 
I think you mean Quorn... I doubt Jonathan Davis is taking a break from nu-metal and bagpipes to manufacture vegetarian chicken patties. ;)
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would like to call the Southlake Police on the millions of crickets in the Central Market parking lot bc WHAT THE HELL
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kids left their sports uniforms in my van overnight on Saturday 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 and even with the windows down every day since, it still smells like a hockey locker room in here 😭😭😭😭
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got my other kid’s pictures back and I would simply like to know why 😂😂😂
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Picture day AND book fair shopping are tomorrow and my bb is sick 😭😭😭😭😭
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BUSSEY IS OUT FOR THE SEASON WHYYYYYY
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have way more confidence in Bama’s ability to make halftime adjustments and they have a lottttt more time left, but I take the tiniest bit of solace that it isn’t just us at the moment lol
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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sorry, did I just see a commercial for ARBY’S BURNT ENDS?!?! I had it muted but that is certainly what it looked Ike and I……
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