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Ambi

@ambivalentagender.bsky.social
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Writer. Comics artist. MTG fan. Dog groomer. They/them.

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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you want to see how modern creationists twist themselves into absurd knots trying to say their worldview totally fits in reality against all scientific evidence, check out Gutsick Gibbon
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is not even getting into how in more recent history we've refined medicine, public health, etc, to basically ensure way more humans survive to adulthood. That's more brains with more ideas getting to contribute to the fabric of humanity, even in the smallest ways.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"These people with these problems wouldn't have survived in ancient times." Bitch, YOU wouldn't have survived in ancient times, with your big calorie hungry lobes.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big brains take a lot of energy. Australopithecus and possibly their predecessors finding and refining methods to obtain more calories for less effort allowed larger brained hominids, who would otherwise been unable to balance obtaining and expending energy, to live, mate, and iterate further.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You'll often hear stories about neanderthals and ancient humans who were profoundly disabled and clearly only lived as long as they did because of the care of their communities. But it goes deeper than that.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think one of the reasons I love studying human evolution as a special interest is because it consistently proves that finding methods and technology to help others survive who wouldn't have survived before is what eventually made us human.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll always find it really funny that Canadians will go on about how poutine is a super indulgent unhealthy food, and restaurants in the states took one look at it and said "you know what this needs? Hamburger meat."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every single thing about all our lives would improve about a thousand percent if RFK was replaced overnight by one Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, complete with his futuristic medical technology can you IMAGINE him reviewing the reports of what his predecessor did
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tempted
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As someone diagnosed adhd in 2018 and autistic just this year, I still feel this. Diagnosis wasn't a relief because I still had to figure out things, and it wasn't like I could wear a big "AuDHD" sign and have people be more considerate and patient with me.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg yes Might have to see if itll run on my laptop though, my desktop's been an ass lately
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ValerieFatality, Who Lusts for Death @valeriefatality.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Im still so mad
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone randomly liked this old Tumblr post I made and honestly it's still a mood www.tumblr.com/theambivalen...
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💬 2  🔁 349  ❤️ 567 · Me, about to draw: I’m flooded and have nothing on board, I need literally anything but a land to not lose this game. My 8th Mountain:
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me and @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social sit down and ACTUALLY JUST READ THAT ESSAY that everyone uses to defend shit it doesn't talk about at all.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can't wait to see people casting this while yelling "go the FUCK to sleep"
Teferi's Reproach
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drew the bumpers of two cars I've seen recently
Car with custom plate reading "scuzee" and two bumper stickers, one which reads "hot girls hit curbs" and another that reads "when you honk at me this is who you are honking at" followed by a picture of that wide eyed hamster meme wearing a bow Truck with bumper sticker reading "buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car" and another sticker of a Bigfoot outline colored in with the american flag
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*narrows eyes* Montresor....
Fridge with sign "psst...the cooler has MORE beer, walk on in"
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've heard so many great things about having a live aloe vera in the home but unfortunately I have a cat who is Orange
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The second a cockroach dies in front of Liliana it's going straight up Jace's ass huh
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Correction, it was Explorer, not Pioneer
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So there was a Pioneer (?) deck that used Thalia and Quint, because Quint's discover ability got around her tax and he can use it to also get Thalia out and all People were already meme-ing Quint's discover ability as him giving birth, so... (At least that's how I remember it)
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It occurs to me this comic might not be as widespread as I thought and so when someone asks “how are you doing” the response “im dying squirtle” is a teeny bit confusing
Four panel comic with Bidoof and Squirtle.
1: Bidoof is on fire. It says “Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof is on fire”
2:Squirtle says “we dont need no water let that pokey-man burn”
3: Silence
4: Bidoof says “im dying squirtle”
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Meet the CEO. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Chicken in suit says: "Hello. I'm a CEO. I make the same decisions as every other CEO in the world, based on vague notions I overhear at golf courses. I make more money than anybody else at the company."
Caption: If you're looking to save money by replacing employees with A.I., I have a suggestion.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also this reminds me of a fun fact I learned at the natural history museum recently
Male giant slipper limpets stack on top of a female in "mating chains." When the female dies, the lowest male changes sex to become the new female.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My time in late game Pokopia has been spent basically pushing the game's definition of a "house" as far as it will go. First one is a tree house for the Rowlett line, second is a structure I made for my Cut Bug Bros (Scyther, Pincer, and Heracross)
Treehouse in pokopiaBug house in pokopia
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As a dog groomer I would like to compliment you on somehow having an adult small white dog with very minimal brown eye/lip crusts
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I like it, it's a sweet story and I'm tempted to brew this, but I still stand with my point. I remember Olag from previous cards, just not sure about going with him specifically.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They could have made Olag an Ahmonket mummy and this card would have made so much more sense
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
, what's this?!
Uugguu
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Damn, I really am a Dragonite huh
Pokopia Dragonite: With five alarm clocks, I'll probably definitely be able to wake up earlyyyy...
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@truphantomangel.bsky.social watching a video on the LA auto museum: *loud, tired sigh* Me, briefly in the other room: What's wrong? Him, speaking sternly and loudly to the TV: BUMBLEBEE WAS NOT A CAMERO.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Also I read the "Heat Advisory•Wisconsin" like Wisconsin was a level of heat advisory
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Help
Weather
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Him
Stardew Valley mtg card "Valley Farmstead"
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'd love to know how this selfie looked to passersby
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One thing that bothers me with this graph is that of COURSE older generations would have statistically more sex partners than younger. The longer you live, the more likely you are to encounter sexual partners. It's like showing a graph about how cancer is more common in older generations.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@truphantomangel.bsky.social just showed me this post and I'm still fucking laughing holy shit
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Been watching TOS with @truphantomangel.bsky.social and I keep making this stupid joke every time Spock has to see Kirk up to his shit again.
Spock thinking "I really need to get Jim neutered" as Kirk flirts with a female officer
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guy on a spaceship talks to himself.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Brown black and red only if I get to choose a dragon tail and those cool fan ears, otherwise pink if it can affect texture too
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When I find myself in times of trouble Captain Kirk comes to me Speaking words of wisdom
Kirk saying "we're not going to kill...today," an actual quote from TOS
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TrivialEncounters 🪨 🗡️🚙➡️MCATL26 @arnettjonathan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hey other other Alex @nerdtothecore.com I can't be trusted with this. in Pendragon mtg this is busted but able to be staved down due to a few factors, now I see how busted this is id hate to see when you can run 4 copies know what I blame @gavinverhey.bsky.social hey Gavin... it's your fault :p
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
New copypasta just dropped
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Lyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oh, hello Scroller. It is not often that I encounter another soul when I'm this deep down in the Sauce Mines. Are you lost? Well, while I have you, have you ever considered how Earthbending and Changelings can help you loop Trenzalor Clocktower without ever having a Time Lord in your deck? #EDH
A mine cave with Lyght as a miner pushing a minecart full of various sauces. Overlayed are a variety of Magic Cards:
- Trenzalore Clocktower
- Formless Genesis
- Ba Sing Se
- Ojer Pakpatiq/temple of cyclical time
- Nesting Grounds

There are circles and arrows pointing around at different parts of card effects that ultimately show how you can loop Trenzalor Clocktower with earthbending and changelings
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I can see that I'm starting to slide into some serious burnout and I don't know how to stop. Can't afford to take time off work. Can't even really afford to reduce my work hours. Thinking about having to start my work week tomorrow is overwhelming.
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Ambi @ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Currently sitting in the back of my work van with two bulldogs wandering around my legs making pig noises. You will be washed soon dogs. As soon as my vision isnt as spotty.
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