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Crystal Frasier

@amazonchique.bsky.social
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Narrative Designer on Universes Beyond for Magic: the Gathering. Writer, illustrator, and game designer. Writer of Cheer Up. Tamer of the Mathmos. Rep: @desir.ee at Looking Glass Lit Opinions are my own.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love Jellystone, and not just because they turned a ton of half-forgotten Hannah Barbera characters into the cuntiest trans girls you ever met…
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once upon a time, I created great works…
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gremlins literally traumatized me. I refused to watched any live-action media for YEARS after I walked in on my parents watching it on TV.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I lost control at the video store… Corgi for scale.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, straight up: Are AI companies just fucking with us at this point? BC, like, this is just fetish content. And I straight-up love all my perverts, but you don’t shotgun ads for it on main. Also… why does she have two thumbs? Is that a thing in the furry cow breastmilk kink community?
I… I don’t even know how to describe this… it’s a badly generated Pixar-style farm scene but with three humanoid cow women with enormous breasts. The two women in back are in short-shorts and tank tops and carrying milk pails. The woman in front is wearing short-short coveralls and coyly smiling as she hands the viewer an ice cream cone.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh shit… am I trans?!
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was definitely NO gender feelings going on at Nickelodeon in 2005.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yessir, it’s a good thing Nickelodeon didn’t present trans kids with a role model with sympathy and nuance, in a show that taught them to question gender essentialism. Could you imagine?
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember how in the first episode, she’s still trying to get her mother to use her chosen name, and the big emotional resolution in the finale is her mom calling her “my daughter”?
Jenny argues with her mother, a mad scientist. Jenny is saying “Jenny! Call me Jenny! I changed my name to Jenny remember?”Two screenshots. The top shows Jenny’s mother shouting at the alien warlord Venus “You’ll never destroy my daughter!”
In the second screenshot, Jenny sits up on the ground, smiling as she says “She called me her daughter.”
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember how her main romantic interest is a creeper who fetishizes her because of her body, constantly gaslights and tries to manipulate her, and gets abusive when she doesn’t live up to his fantasies about what a girl like her is supposed to be?
Jenny, surprised by the sudden arrival of a slug, greasy nerd leering at her
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember how she starts out thinking she’s the only “good one” because her entire social circle are normies, and as she meets other girls like herself she realizes it’s way more complicated than that but also becomes way happier with herself?
Jenny flying in the sky, battling the alien robot queen Venus and some of her scarab-like alien robot soldiersSeveral alien teenage robots, who all look skeptical.Jenny flying and staring down a human-looking robot girl with jets in her feet.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember how every other episode was about Jenny struggling to accept her body or trying to be more like a “normal girl”?
A petulant Jenny lies on her bed, saying “What’s there to respect? Nobody in their right mind would want a body like mine.”Jenny dressed in a synthetic skin to look like a conventionally attractive human girl with red hair and a blue dress.Two screenshots. The upper one shows Jenny sitting regretfully in a bench, surrounded by hallucinated mythical creatures while a Medusa digs around in her head (from an episode where she tries to learn how to dream).
The lower screenshot shows Jenny giggling as her friend pokes at new sensors installed in her body to give her a sense of touch.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember back in the mid-00s when Nickelodeon totally didn’t make a show about a trans girl superhero?
A screenshot of Jenny Wakeman from the animated series “My Life As a Teenage Robot,” speaking to a teacher. A trans pride flag hangs prominently in the background
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is like when autocorrect kept changing “Monster Manual” to “Monster Manuel”
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought it was "Never offer to knit a hand sweater."
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, the normal comfortable position
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who’s got two thumbs and broke her goddam nose?
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss the era when we made RPG books look like fuckin' TOMES.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Captain Simian 4 life
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well that there is eerie...
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Congratulations to Indya Moore for her evolving understanding of herself. But also—absolutely no fault of hers—I am so sick of this shit from supposed allies.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tonight's entertainment is one of the lesser-known classics of Jamie Lee Curtis's catalog of works...
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yep, there she is:
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So yeah: Big news that I haven’t been able to talk about much until now: I was the narrative lead for Magic: The Gatherinng — Star Trek! It was a dream come true to work on this at all and I’m incredibly excited to finally show off some of our hard work!
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am here in Las Vegas all weekend showing off cool Star Trek Magic cards! If you’re at ST:LV, stop by the Magic booth and say hi! *Wizards of the Coast not liable for transporter malfunctions or mirror universe duplicates. If matter stream lasts four or more hours, consult your medical officer
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Greetings from beautiful Las Vegas!
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Had a good hair day.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shoot! Looks like it's missing the Intellect devourer and half the rust monster >_< My fault for not checking the box before buying. Still, these sculpts are just horrible, charming little guys...
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Found some absolute PEAK items at the antique mall today!
A photograph of three small items on a wooden table: A bagged copy of the comic "Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld #1," a copy of the Atari Popeye video game in a pristine box, and a box of 1980 Grenadier Advanced Dungeons & Dragons lead miniature, also in pristine condition.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I painted up some goblins...
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ada loves you.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The only woman in leadership advocates for following proper procedure; gets ignored. Is the only one who still has her job at the end of the movie.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And the art style is just charming! Whimsical and just a little creepy. It reminds me of Raggedy Anne and Andy's Musical Adventure by way of Tartakovsky.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. The only people who remember Project GeeKeR are the people I have forced to watch it. Unfortunately, it's a Doug Tennapal project
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If I won the lottery, I would say anything... But there would be signs.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just had to get a letter from my therapist explaining that my PTSD is well-managed and that I am not dangerous before I can get unrelated medical treatment and god damn if this isn't my current mood.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor: Need you ask? Marina Sirtis proved she had some of the greatest acting chops of anyone to serve on the Enterprise.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I love Star Wars!
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Leafing through the old May 1986 issue of Dragon magazine, and came across this article detailing how luxurious and beautiful are the beards of dwarf women.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ms. Frizzle is actually the time-displaced, adult, post-transition version of Arnold Perlstein, who is using the vast, godlike power entrusted to her by the Timelords to give her neglected egg self a better childhood. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have been reminded that I have a steady paycheck and that bulk candy retail websites are a thing......
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ya’ll, I took the new train into Seattle, and met another trans girl who was also excited about the fact that we have the world’s first (technically second) train on a floating bridge and my wife called it the Trains Day of Visibility.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
TERFs be like "that's a tree!"
A bound copy of Betty Friedan's "The Feminine Mystique", with a plain white cover and black text
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I FINALLY got to field Super Shredder without my opponent immediately countering or exiling him. He turned into a 9/9 in ONE turn and won me the game. It was so much fun watching my opponent do the mental math of what sacrificing food tokens to stay alive meant next round! #WOTCstaff
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
“Kietena, don’t take the fighter’s eyes!” “Kietena, don’t dissect the talking robot head!” When DOES Kietena get to take things out of heads?!
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Man, pull up a chair…
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I don’t expect much from progressive men any more, but man was he a disappointment.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m a trans girl, which means I absolutely read this card title correctly the first time!
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