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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Incursions? I'm on vacation. Torch can do it."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I refuse to acknowledge sleeping in my beloved recliner hurt my back. No one can make me admit it."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"If you don't have access to bricks, hands and feet are just as good. That's how you keep your local neighborhood friendly."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"If someone like Fisk is ever elected mayor, I'm changing my name to the amazing putz-man and joining the Avengers."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Love turning the air conditioner on and going bankrupt. I think next time I will send an express punch out when I get the bill."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"That birthday was one in a million. My favorite was when all my favorite suoervillain dropouts conspired against me. It was cute."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Absolutely not. Suffocating out in the open is the pure New York experience. Doing anything about is Rhode Island talk and not to be tolerated."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Litter on the side walk means I know I'm back in good ol' New York. Breath in that smog and don't tell me it's relaxing."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Desperation is thinking a dive in the harbor might be a good idea. Never before has sewage and the lost link of evolution soup looked so comforting."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"I'm more surprised that can still be a part of anyone's vocabulary. Truly a feat on its own."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Saying that word in this economy is a brave choice."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"Someone around here thinks they're real funny when your road trip is interrupted by Big Wheel."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"When MJ said road trip I didn't think it'd be a rescue mission for Ben."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"Being told to have a great vacation as everyone heads out for summer break. One thing though, what's a vacation?"

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"Kinda cute they repaired the door for the bar with no name. I always love knocking when I'm in the area."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"People really gotta get the memo: I don't do the whole Avengers shindig. They couldn't afford me."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Being told the kids have a cool uncle just because he rides a motorcycle. Big whoop. I had a scooter in college. I was trailblazing before any of them even knew how. I'm hip."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"That's the spirit. Slick your hair back, walk up to them and just chat. It's easy peasy, trust in the process."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Interdimensional shenanigans? What kind of yutz would do such a thing? Torch head. Torch head does such a thing."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Okay. Personal space aside, how about just a friendly little hello and asking how their day went. Small talk is the key to all of this. Flap those lips like your life depends on it."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"Oh, and he has two nieces and a nephew that are taking up my phone bill just to talk to him. I'm Spider-Man. Not Money-Man."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"Of all the things I can get mad at my cohort in webs at, it's not just he moved to San Francisco, something I'm trying really hard to forgive him for, it's that he hardly comes by to visit. The debt collectors keep confusing me for him when I'm the good looking one."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"Oh, boy. Was there some kinda cosmic agreement I wasn't around for where we just one word out way into a conversation? We aren't here to schmooz. What comes after this mythical 'hey'? My Miles knows more than 'hey'."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"It's like I'm always telling my kiddos: never trust the government."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"Okay, okay. Nothing a little refresher course can't fix. Alright, you see someone you fancy and want to swing by with a no doubt, charming and dazzling introduction: whaddya say?"

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"I don't do the whole team thing. You want the other Spider-Men."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"Oh, you do the same thing a few of the kids in class do. Great. Anyway, how are your communication skills? If you say poor, then this whole multiverse thing is a sham."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"A lot of hard, mutual work between me and the pretty lady. If that sounds too simple, it's not. Sometimes the couch and I get along real great."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"Having three and a half kids hasn't stopped me yet. Just know if I start sucking up to fun bags, I've been replaced with a lame imposter."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"I always admire how the papers catch my glamourous side. The by-line, I could do without though."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"The day I'm wrong about ol' gear head is the day I'm in a box, floating somewhere in the atlantic."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"He used to call them fork fingers but then he decided knife hand was the way to go. He's nine so who am I to argue."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

"Oh, you got those too. My youngest calls them goop hands and hand forks."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

"Strange probably magiced it from some swiss bank account. Tony? Stark? Fun bags? I'm not going to hold my breath on that one. He'll probably buy the place and call that charity."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

"I can take a few guesses on what the 'whole thing' was. Unless you got a misdirect up your sleeves. Surprise me, bucko."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"We can't all be walking free healthcare like ol' Wolvie. Night Nurse'll need a raise after putting up with everyone's wonderful bedside manners."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"That's just the New York coursing through the veins. And the radiation. Unless you're not from New York, which, pal, as long as you aren't from California or Rhode Island, we're clear sailing."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"This is what I get for thinking I could tolerate Rhode Island. Not doing that ever again."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Hey, you're talking to a pro on the ups and downs of the ol' luck and not to repeat myself here, sunshine, but you're still swinging."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Mayor who?! And I thought a bike lane scandal was all some of us had to worry about. How'd big ol' chuckles manage that? How's double D's blood pressure? Bet he no longer needs to wear them horns on account of how red his face must be."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Unless there's a fellow charming webhead out there that's a quitter, it's not how we do things."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"Chin up because you can do it. Like I tell my kiddos, one hand and foot at a time and you'll get on that rooftop in no time and when it happens again, remember you've done it before. That good ol' luck is like us, it swings around."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"It's all fun and games with the newbies until one of them admits to putting ketchup on their hot dogs. You do that, I don't know you."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"There's that friendly nieghbor volcabulary I usually get as a surprise from a downtown cabbie. Appreciate the enthusiasm, pal."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"Don't I know it, bucko. Hey, chin up. When the going gets down, we tend to climb out of it. It is our trademark."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

"Now I know my sarcasm sense isn't broken because you're going full swing on that one. What's got your leg up on your shoulder, chum?"

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"Oh. We're doing another one of these. Tone it down a couple levels, pal. Noise complaints are the last thing I need on the list of everything else that is my life, capeesh?"

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"Taking the kiddo out for his first web slinging lessons. They grow up so fast. Stop that."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

"I can already feel the headache I'll be having tomorrow."

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