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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Incursions? I'm on vacation. Torch can do it."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I refuse to acknowledge sleeping in my beloved recliner hurt my back. No one can make me admit it."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"If you don't have access to bricks, hands and feet are just as good. That's how you keep your local neighborhood friendly."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"If someone like Fisk is ever elected mayor, I'm changing my name to the amazing putz-man and joining the Avengers."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Love turning the air conditioner on and going bankrupt. I think next time I will send an express punch out when I get the bill."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"That birthday was one in a million. My favorite was when all my favorite suoervillain dropouts conspired against me. It was cute."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Absolutely not. Suffocating out in the open is the pure New York experience. Doing anything about is Rhode Island talk and not to be tolerated."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Litter on the side walk means I know I'm back in good ol' New York. Breath in that smog and don't tell me it's relaxing."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Desperation is thinking a dive in the harbor might be a good idea. Never before has sewage and the lost link of evolution soup looked so comforting."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"I'm more surprised that can still be a part of anyone's vocabulary. Truly a feat on its own."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Saying that word in this economy is a brave choice."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"Someone around here thinks they're real funny when your road trip is interrupted by Big Wheel."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"When MJ said road trip I didn't think it'd be a rescue mission for Ben."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"Being told to have a great vacation as everyone heads out for summer break. One thing though, what's a vacation?"

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"Kinda cute they repaired the door for the bar with no name. I always love knocking when I'm in the area."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"People really gotta get the memo: I don't do the whole Avengers shindig. They couldn't afford me."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Being told the kids have a cool uncle just because he rides a motorcycle. Big whoop. I had a scooter in college. I was trailblazing before any of them even knew how. I'm hip."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Interdimensional shenanigans? What kind of yutz would do such a thing? Torch head. Torch head does such a thing."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"Oh, and he has two nieces and a nephew that are taking up my phone bill just to talk to him. I'm Spider-Man. Not Money-Man."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"Of all the things I can get mad at my cohort in webs at, it's not just he moved to San Francisco, something I'm trying really hard to forgive him for, it's that he hardly comes by to visit. The debt collectors keep confusing me for him when I'm the good looking one."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"It's like I'm always telling my kiddos: never trust the government."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"I don't do the whole team thing. You want the other Spider-Men."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"Having three and a half kids hasn't stopped me yet. Just know if I start sucking up to fun bags, I've been replaced with a lame imposter."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"I always admire how the papers catch my glamourous side. The by-line, I could do without though."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"The day I'm wrong about ol' gear head is the day I'm in a box, floating somewhere in the atlantic."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

"Strange probably magiced it from some swiss bank account. Tony? Stark? Fun bags? I'm not going to hold my breath on that one. He'll probably buy the place and call that charity."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"We can't all be walking free healthcare like ol' Wolvie. Night Nurse'll need a raise after putting up with everyone's wonderful bedside manners."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"This is what I get for thinking I could tolerate Rhode Island. Not doing that ever again."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Mayor who?! And I thought a bike lane scandal was all some of us had to worry about. How'd big ol' chuckles manage that? How's double D's blood pressure? Bet he no longer needs to wear them horns on account of how red his face must be."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"It's all fun and games with the newbies until one of them admits to putting ketchup on their hot dogs. You do that, I don't know you."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

"There's that friendly nieghbor volcabulary I usually get as a surprise from a downtown cabbie. Appreciate the enthusiasm, pal."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"Taking the kiddo out for his first web slinging lessons. They grow up so fast. Stop that."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

"I can already feel the headache I'll be having tomorrow."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"If anyone claims I'm in charge of some kinda team, I don't do the whole team thing. I don't even know half these people. Star-Lord? They're just naming anyone anything these days."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"Not many people can make both my skin crawl and my suit feel itchy but I think we found our winner."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

"If we were to get technical, organic webbing is in fact real but my youngest kiddo calls them goop hands so goop hands is what they're known by."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

"I really need some people to consider for a moment that if I see them in a dark, scary alleyway, cornering someone that I will just swing down and say hello with a knuckle, a foot or maybe even both while switching up the order sometimes. I like to keep things fresh like that."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

"Everyday I'm reminded that Johnny has the chutzpah. Love that hot-headed fella."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

"It's a bagel and cream cheese morning. No, nothing else goes on it. I already have to put up with tourists putting ketchup on their street meat. Show some class. You're in New York."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

"Don't take me to do multiverse get togethers. Take Ben instead."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

"If you aren't putting the crackers in it, I don't even want to look at you. You shift into soup mode or you don't. There are no half measures around these parts."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"I will never let Ben live down moving to San Francisco. I'm fighting every fibre of my being to not disown him."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"The sooner I get these papers graded, the sooner I can go home to my wife. I have simple needs."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

"The only place worse than California is Rhode Island. We don't talk about Rhode Island."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

"Well, it sure isn't California. No one should go to California. As for lunatics, looking and you'll be sure to find some. New York has it all. Even your own smog cloud to really get the lungs to collapse."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

"The thing about having the house to myself in a long time is I don't have to hear anyone call me old over my music tastes. I'm not old. I'm hip."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"Benjy came home from school talking about 'hitting the griddy'. I want nothing more than to unlearn what I just heard."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"My youngest kiddo couldn't stop singing that song for weeks."

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Peter B. Parker @amazingwebs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"I'll have to ask you not to come up with insults for New York. It may be soggy, full of real estate scams and the harbor is acidic but it's one of a kind. It's got flavor."

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