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Peter Amant

@amantpeter.bsky.social
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I don't particularly care for labels. I like whisky, good music, the works of Jean Shepherd, and providing inspiration for my wife's erotica. Oh, and gardening. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻ally

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The beard hides the additional china, and I have to hide the wrinkles to maintain some anonymity
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Blues Traveler- But Anyway Who knew the CD would long outlast The Wall? youtu.be/XjYGpTkoRVw?...
The back of Blues Traveler's self-titled debut album, featuring a lifetime music guarantee sticker from The Wall. Because there was a time when buying meant ownership, and companies supported that.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Caption this. Best caption wins a prize*.
Two small statues of Dutch children. The boy's back is to us, his hands smugly on his hips. The girl is facing him (and us), head tilted, hands behind her back, a bemused smile upon her face.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I feel seen
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
King size beds are nice in principle, but in practice, they're too big. She's so damn far away!
Me and her in a king sized bed in a hotel. She's coloring on the other side of the bed, but it's so freaking huge she might as well be in a different room. I miss her.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Everything reminds me of her...
A box of Little Debbie Creme Pies. Everything reminds me of her...
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Look at my butt
Bone in pork shoulder, "brined" in Dr. Pepper overnight, covered in a dry rub and ready for the smoker.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why do theaters always have naked baby statues?
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They're even fucking uglier up close. And a disturbing number of them are now being driven around here. Do my neighbors really have that high an income AND that low an IQ?
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
The dog from Frasier riding the dolphin from SeaQuest.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Cherry-berry pie.
The pie I baked. It has cherries and berries in it.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Trying to get healthy. I'm 45, 5'11" & 234 lbs. Thanks to better eating & meds, cholesterol is well controled, but BP isn't. Need to lose weight & improve my overall cardio health. This week, I started on the rowing machine. Pics for starting point & (hopefully) encouragement to keep me going.
A nude, middle aged man, pale and flabby. Privates are covered by an blushing emoji.Pale, flabby, and middle aged, but this time in profile. A cartoon hotdog hides what must be hidden.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I'm a grown-ass, 45 year old man with high blood pressure and two bad knees. But seeing this absolute mountain of snow made the 12 year old in me scream "climb that thing!" Thankfully, my sense of self-preservation stopped me. But the pre-teen me inside my head is really mad at me right now.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The sex was going great until I was in the hospital.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
So my new jockeys have this weird horizontal fly, which I'm realizing is basically a sun roof for my cock...
A 1/4 front view of Peter's new boxer-briefs, showing the unusual fly opening.An overhead view of the fly opening. Nothing much else to see...And now a bit of a peak inside, but too dark to see anything Trust me, in the unedited version, little Peter is peaking out to say hello
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Tease me all you like, but my union suit is super warm and incredibly comfortable.
Peter in his bright red union suit. Much of his torso is exposed, but his face is hidden.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
These ads are getting a little too personal...
Underwear ad asking if you have a penis.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
You mean fun holiday beer time
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Time for some eggnog
Real, homemade eggnog, aged since Thanksgiving, with freshly grated nutmeg.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We made cookies
Some Christmas cookies sitting on a copper cooling rack, next to a stand mixer.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Is Flannel Friday still a thing?
Peter is showing off his new flannel shirt. It's a black a white photo of a middle aged father of two wearing an open flannel shirt and some white boxer briefs, standing by his bed. I swear, it's all very tasteful.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Yes, I made myself dinner for my birthday. Because who knows what I want and deserve more than me?
My birthday lasagna. Sausage and peppers inside. And lots of cheese.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Young people don't know how easy they have it!!! When I was young, the only thing I had to goon to was... (Keep it going! Quote post something you had to use as porn that wasn't.)
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The record I didn't buy this weekend, though maybe I should have...
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Strap in. This is a wild fucking ride.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Fun has commenced
Sexy time about to commenceLaissez les bons temps rouler
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It's a nice padded headboard. Safety first.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Plan for the weekend: make @jordanlubov.bsky.social fit this description
Filled soft cookies. A description of both Stranger Things edition Chips Ahoy! And what my wife will be by the end of the long weekend.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My favorite way to spend a brisk autumn morning
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This afternoon's activity: making crab chowder. The soundtrack: Songs in the Key of Life
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The older woman, on the other hand, was obviously in over her head. She seemed confused by her own order, and kept giving the poor kid working the register the worst attitude. The she started demanding a receipt "for her donut."
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You, but no face
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The guy at the music shop knocked $5 off the set-up of my guitar last week.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It's like staring at the sun. I know I should look away but...
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Who wants to see a picture of my meat?
Baby back ribs after many hours of smoking.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Ranch is good and all, but the whole world is sleeping on Catalina dressing.
A bottle of Kraft classic Catalina salad dressing
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I made a spoon.
A hand-carved wooden spoon sits freshly oiled on a paper towel.My first attempt at carving a wooden spoon (or anything, really). The spoon sits on a pile of wood shavings next to the knives used in its creation. Very artistic.It's not a very big spoon. But it'll do for stirring coffee or something like that.My first go at whittling since I was a Scout 30 years ago. Did much better this time. The spoon sits atop wood shavings, freshly sanded and awaiting a coating of mineral oil.
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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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