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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 8h

Lucas's constant changes were awful, but Disney's latest revisions might have finally fixed this scene... youtu.be/xcvue1y9B7o?...

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Han Shot Never (Definitive Special Edition)

YouTube video by Auralnauts

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Reposted by Peter Amant

Jordan Lubov @jordanlubov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A true story about the way I like to wake up in the morning. I wrote it after being woken up this way, hehe. Check it out here:

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Favorite Way To Wake Up

The joys of morning sex.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anyone ever see that movie where Steve Martin plays an ex mobster in witness protection who winds up strangling a small child played by McCauley Culken? I think it was called "My Blue Kevin"

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Always... amused... by the level of entitlement of some.of my fellow New Yorkers. On line at the Walgreens just now. Two people ahead of me. Cashier working quickly. Older lady with a toddler comes up behind me and immediately starts complaining about the lines...

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The problem with the world is that people fucking suck. But never when you want them to.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I really need to stop eating the emergency candy in my desk. It's only been a week and the bag is rapidly growing empty...

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SML Patrick Eating Gummy Bears

ALT: SML Patrick Eating Gummy Bears

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I feel like I'd be more willing to exercise if I had access to the Aggro Crag...

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wanted to play some guitar tonight, but a string broke and I'm too lazy restring it right now.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nothing worse than being horny but to tired and to busy to fix it

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Chaperoning a bunch of 13 year old girls having an end-of-sunmer s'mores roast in my backyard. I've been awake since 4:30 this morning. I'm so tired. I wish I could say I'm falling asleep, but they are so loud, the airport called to complain about the noise.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There are some lines in songs that are just incredible. The perfect use of language & rhythm & a few words somehow magically capture some deeper truth about life. Anyway, last week I listened to Wichita Lineman. "And I need you more than want you, And I want you for all time..."

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Niece's engagement dinner tonight. Currently watching my BIL and his future in-law try to figure out seating for the Russian and Albanian speaking families and no one wants to sit next to someone from the other family. It's like musical chairs in 3 languages and a middle school dance.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My 9 y.o. is really into music. It's interesting watching and listening as she discovers various artists and songs. This morning, she's listening to "All the Things She Said" by t.A.T.u, over and over again, learning the lyrics and recording herself on video.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Ever have one of those days where you just can't get out of your pants and into your bed fast enough?

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So on top of everything else, I think I have a hernia

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Things you can say about your entree but probably shouldn't say about your partner: It's good, just not as big as I was expecting.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ordered some pizza for kid's b-day party today. Delivery guy shows up with the 6 pies and a complimentary bottle of wine. He then sees a dozen pre-teen girls and is very uneasy to be bringing the wine. I reassure him it's fine, the adults will give it a good home. Anyway. Free bottle of Cabernet.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sheryl Crow: 🎶If it makes you happy It can't be that bad... 🎶 My wife: What of you're a serial killer?

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Caption this. Best caption wins a prize*.

Two small statues of Dutch children. The boy's back is to us, his hands smugly on his hips. The girl is facing him (and us), head tilted, hands behind her back, a bemused smile upon her face.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

King size beds are nice in principle, but in practice, they're too big. She's so damn far away!

Me and her in a king sized bed in a hotel. She's coloring on the other side of the bed, but it's so freaking huge she might as well be in a different room. I miss her.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The sexiest thing she can wear is just a tank top and panties.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Everything reminds me of her...

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this but the melody and lyrics to "Amazing Grace" are completely interchangeable with "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

What are the shapes of your dangerous delights?

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sometimes it really helps to just take your pants off

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Tired and frustrated and I just want to lay in bed and make out about it.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Nothing caps off an early summer day light kids catching fireflies on the lawn.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I have a student right now playing with one of those damn squishy toys. It's purple, translucent, and shaped like a baby. Damn thing looks like an aborted fetus. So gross.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Stuck proctoring final exams all morning and grading all afternoon. I'm already out of coffee with 1.5 hours left in this exam, and I forgot my headphones. Gonna be a long one, folks.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I really should be doing more grading. But it's such a lovely day and I've got a book to read. Technically my grades aren't due until next week and I've got all tomorrow afternoon free at work...

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

She's gone. She's not here and I don't know where she went. No Reel, so she could be anywhere!

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Every time my wife goes into the bathroom, she sends me a Facebook Reel. I like to think it's because she doesn't want me to think she's left and forgotten about me.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Took the kids into the city today to see a show. Of course it's overloaded with tourists because of the World Cup. Even for Times Square in June it was crowded. That's the set-up for this dad joke: The restaurant we ate in was so crowded. There were, like, 20 Brazilian people in there.

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Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka!

ALT: Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka!

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

As a child of the early 90s, it'll never not be weird to me to come into Manhattan and not see hookers and $1 pizza on every corner. Damn Giuliani...

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Why do theaters always have naked baby statues?

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Real conversation just now- Me: OK, here's what we're gonna do... Wife: (looks curiously) Me: Each other! Wife: (looks less than enthusiastic) Me: Alright. Fine. I'll just find someone else to do. Wife: (looks upset) Me: As if anyone else would have me... Wife: (laughs hysterically)

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Not feeling well today. But as always, not unwell enough. Like, I feel unwell enough that I don't want to do anything, but so unwell that I can't do anything.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I've come to the conclusion that I know too many dead people, and it's very upsetting.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is your reminder that Edgar Bergen rose to fame as a radio ventriloquist. Not a voice actor. A. Radio. Ventriloquist. Puppets and all. On the radio.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Yes, I am grilling in the rain. This is America™️, dammit.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Frank's 2000" TV is an underrated track, arguably one of the finest things Al ever wrote, and you've all been sleeping on it for 30 years.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The band at my daughter's school is playing the classics: the Theme to Sanford & Son

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Red Salvage Truck Drive By

ALT: Red Salvage Truck Drive By

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I hate it when I install a new app on my phone and it shifts where all the others apps are so now I can't find anything because they're all on the wrong place now.

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Peter Amant @amantpeter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

They're even fucking uglier up close. And a disturbing number of them are now being driven around here. Do my neighbors really have that high an income AND that low an IQ?

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