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Amanda

@amandadbc.bsky.social
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Mom, librarian, non-ladylike sense of humor.

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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 21h
It was a gift-with-purchase and it would have been rude to refuse.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Alf Says Ok
ALT: Alf Says Ok
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
80 is NOT the new 50.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Until today, I thought Sasquatch Sunset would be the most unsettling documentary I would ever see.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I use play doh.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes!
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LibraryThing @librarything.com · 17/09/2026
Today is #ReadAnEbookDay! Started in 2014 by OverDrive, one of the largest providers of ebooks to libraries, this day is a celebration of digital reading. Which titles have you read as ebooks, and how do you access them? #ebooks #💙📚 #Booksky www.librarything.com/tag/ebook
A photograph of an ebook reader with a mug and phone, on a table.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did they program that Teddy Roosevelt hologram to tell him it was a good idea?
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of the funnest sports I’ve watched on The Ocho
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MLive @mlive.com · 18/08/2026
Hospice of Michigan needs volunteers to visit hospice patients with their pets across southeast Michigan, offering moments of joy
mlive.com
How to become a pet volunteer for hospice patients in southeast Michigan
Hospice of Michigan needs volunteers to visit hospice patients with their pets across southeast Michigan, offering moments of joy
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We have to use all that coal for something…
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ancient Aliens guy saying, “aliens”.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“They’re going after law abiding citizens.” Umm, no. Clearly she wasn’t a citizen. What does he think “citizen” means? People he personally likes? Idiot.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Next, please sue on behalf of the Boomers who can’t judge the validity of the content on FB.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A battery you can’t remember if it’s good or you meant to take it to be recycled.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dumb Donald from Fat Albert, wearing a large pink hat over his face.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Two men in a car, one with a large red duffle.  Hitchhiker scene from There's Something About Mary
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm Team No for selling, but wishy washy about donating.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"You spell science with a y, and what's upsetting about that is I don't think you know that that's wrong."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
A chart showing an immediate spike after the headline hit the front page of Wall Street Bets.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Aelf
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with glasses is surrounded by a green glow
Alt: a cartoon character with glasses is surrounded by a green glow
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is this Waste, Fraud, or Abuse?
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Olive jar OR the bf who liked to work on digging a hole in his free time.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s the final evolution of “yes, and”
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I would like to post my initial response, but my mom-brain is telling me that all bodies are beautiful.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
So so many otherwise intelligent people believe this.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A champagne truck would really fill a market gap.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And now a dog :(
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Zero *is* a number
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves “Because it’s dull, you twit. It will hurt more.”
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
For years, Trump took a hair-loss drug — Propecia (finasteride). Now it’s no longer on his medical reports. I asked the White House if Trump still uses it, and officials said they’re not obligated to disclose all his medications.
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The hair-loss drug Trump took for years is now absent from his medical records
The president's past doctors said he used Propecia, a drug to stem hair loss. The White House has been pointedly silent on whether he is still taking it — a reflection of the gaps in Trump's recent he...
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I laughed and critiqued other people's life choices. Seemed like a relaxing night to me <shrug emoji>
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Detroit Free Press @freep.com · 02/06/2026
Read the story and see the 90 sticker options: bit.ly/4x52Uay
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Michigan 'I voted' sticker choices are revealed. Here's how to vote.
Michigan's "I voted" sticker contest has narrowed to 90 options ahead of the 2026 midterm election. Now you can pick your favorites.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
But the president said, “Harambe”. I don’t know what to do. Is this cognitive dissonance? 42
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I, too, will agree to stop criticizing XYZ for a set period of time in exchange for large sums of money.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A Monster Calls. Even my two teenage sons were crying.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is the content my heart needed today. Or my left tit. One of those.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“I’m surrounded by assholes!”
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Incredible thread. I had no idea where tipping came from. Whew.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
He’s been saving his best work for Troop Beverly Hills 2.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m mentally calculating how much I would pay to add people to this list.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My grandfather knew a million verses to “Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit”. This is the wisdom I have shared with the next generation.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When did “ancestors” replace “descendants” and why?
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If they can do it this way, why did they strike Gaza first? This seems like it would have garnered more worldwide support and wouldn’t have had the civilian casualties.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love a man who spent half a billion dollars on a yacht and 55 million dollars on a wedding scolding us about having a spending problem.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Reminds me of the time John Madden said, “To win this one, they’re either going to have to run with the ball, or pass the ball.” Yes.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I saw a NIN bumper sticker on a Lexus.
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Jfc
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Amanda @amandadbc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No shit, Sherlock.
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