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Amabel Holland

@amabel.bsky.social
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She/her. "Widely considered one of today’s most innovative game designers." - The New Yorker Board games: hollandspiele.com video essays: youtube.com/@hollandspiele Patreon: patreon.com/amabelholland sidekicking: youtube.com/@SBPlaysGames

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11h
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 15h
thrown out of vaginoplasty consult for insisting on getting it "gordita style"
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 9h
Even with standing water?
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 9h
learned approximately five seconds before I was going to do so that pouring drain cleaner into a clogged dishwasher drain is like the one thing you should never do glad I doubted myself and did a search
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 15h
God forbid women do anything
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16h
Devil House by John Darnielle
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 16h
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Cole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 19h
Here it is, at long last: the second edition of An Infamous Traffic. www.kickstarter.com/projects/col...
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An Infamous Traffic: Second Edition
A new edition of the acclaimed game of cutthroat capitalism in the nineteenth century opium trade.
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ivy astarael, woodland witch revived @ivyeternal.bsky.social · 20h
i simply do not understand incurious people what do you mean you just walk through life without thinking about it? you're telling me you've opened thousands of door knobs in your life & never wondered how they function? what happened to you as a child to make you so satisfied with being dull?
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 20h
me: (watch 1970s documentary) Samhain (entering): Why don't you watch a good movie? me: I am Samhain: Where are the monster trucks? Where are the giant robots? me: there aren't any Samhain: Is this a commercial? Oh, I get it now. This is a commercial on a TV someone in the movie is watching.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh, for sure, but working with dozens of bank VPs the ones at Bank of America were the dumbest, snottiest, and most entitled
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I talk about being sexually abused as a child, I focus understandably on the emotional impact rather than specifics. But I will share this: more than once I woke up to find it happening. It has made the last two weeks on this site particularly bad for my mental health.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would say this has to be on purpose but back when I had a day job and worked with bank VPs on a daily basis the absolute dumbest of them were at Bank of America
Bofa rewards 
Open or enroll your account
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's an alternate universe where Quincey Morris gets consistently adapted into Dracula movies so pop culture just treats cowboys as the natural enemy of the vampire like mongooses and cobras
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Almost all your critters are mana dorks in this, which means putting guys on the board makes it easier to play cards, and vice-versa. If you're winning, you keep winning, but if you're losing, you keep losing. That's by design but I do want *some* resiliency and support for comeback plays. 🧵
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's kinda crazy, given how important horror has become to me, that Swords Against is really only my second game that could qualify as horror.
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Dan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm relieved to report that the long-awaited second edition of An Infamous Traffic is even better than the original — in gameplay, in narrative, in clarity. My preview: spacebiff.com/2026/10/05/a...
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Again, Opium War, Again
When Cole Wehrle first unveiled An Infamous Traffic way back in 2016, it was a scrappy little devil. Not only was it Wehrle’s second design, it was also the earliest releases from Hollandspie…
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am inordinately pleased with "doctors of philossify"
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think a cheap "bad" creature that generates card draw when killed, or one that allows you to play another cheap card for free, might also be good additions. This would be really egregious in another card game but might work here precisely because creature destruction is also land destruction.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The skeletons were just under the line where I would have given them difficulty recovering from wounds, and it felt a little silly that these boneheads - already quite a good card due to their hellmouth ability - became functionally invulnerable against a struggling player.
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erratrix or treats @chiptune.gay · 05/10/2026
thank you! both for my music and this, I never had a Gameboy, let alone a camera for it as a kid. it's never been about nostalgia for me. it's fascinating to see my music and art evoke feelings for those who engage with it, that I didn't put into it during creation.
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They/Thempress of The Labyrinth @theythem.press · 05/10/2026
i've been loving this gb camera photo series that erratrix has been working on. in elementary school, the gb camera was a really accessible platform for playing with photography, and was also my first into to music-making. she rly knows how to bring out the beauty in old tech, beyond nostalgia.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now, this isn't enough. Clearly I need some cheap stabilizers - things that are a little more stubborn, or cost something to remove. And some high-end critters are too strong. These Doctors of Philossify originally had 3 fight & 3 guard (now 1), which made it easy to pick off any new critter.
Doctors of Philossify cannot be protected, or take damage for a Holy drollery. When played, they return one of your burned cards to your hand.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even if the opponent spends their turn taking out the Mousers & preventing them from actually making aether, that will cost them some tempo - activating resource abilities prevents critters from swinging at enemy cards. And with their speed of "1" the Mousers will get a hit in first.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So on a board where your opponent has some high cost, high aether creatures, dropping a couple of Mousers in a single turn might remove one of them, or prevent something like the Blood Fever Knights from generating aether.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mousers is pretty weak, and if none of the other player's drolleries are wounded, it will defeat itself immediately. And wounds usually go away at the end of the turn. I say "usually" because the bigger, tougher creatures tend to not remove their wounds or have restrictions on their removal.
Golden Stag doesn't remove wounds, Blood Fever Knights only removes one wound at a time and doesn't generate aether when wounded, Great Snail doesn't recover.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Both these cards have enough drawbacks that it really doesn't make sense to deny them resource-generating abilities. Bullied Bunny really can't be played when you have an empty board, and is prone to being bounced.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here are two such cards - Mousers and Bullied Bunny. I've given the Mousers the aether ability (that's the circle) and the Bunny a card draw (that's the diamond).
Mousers: when played, this does one damage to a wounded drollery, or one damage to itself.
Bullied Bunny: This drollery cannot attack when you discard a card from your hand. If you ever have no other hares in play, return this card to your hand.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The general rule I was using is, "okay, if the card costs 3 or 4, it can make one aether; if it costs 5 or more, two", with some wiggle room for odd critters. This meant the critters that cost only 2 didn't make aether at all. But because they cost 2, they're already pretty marginal/have drawbacks.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You pay for cards with aether (the resource dorks generate at the start of your turn) and/or discards from your hand. So one way to stabilize is to play cheap, shitty critters with discards. But my cheapest, shittiest critters didn't generate resources, so they don't help stabilize. Time for tweaks!
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(would love it if Bsky stopped disappearing my skeets when I press the button)
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Almost all your critters are mana dorks in this, which means putting guys on the board makes it easier to play cards, and vice-versa. If you're winning, you keep winning, but if you're losing, you keep losing. That's by design but I do want *some* resiliency and support for comeback plays. 🧵
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yesterday Noted Rat Enthusiast Samhain showed me a video with the names of all the Rat King's rats, many of which were quite excellent but "here's Gumdrop's whole ploycule" absolutely knocked me out
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Samhain is asleep and started doing tiny little claps to an upbeat song: clap clap clap clap-clap clap, clap clap clap clap-clap clap It is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She eventually gave me a spray bottle full of something (I'm sure mostly water, but it was scented and colored, so she mixed something into it) to keep by my bed that I could spray at Freddy to keep him away. She said she got it from the Ghostbusters. This made sense to little me; he *is* a ghost.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not quite the question, but: no idea how I became aware of him (because I definitely hadn't seen any of the movies), but somehow I became TERRIFIED of Freddy Krueger as a child. Mom tells me that one Halloween I saw a teenager dressed as him as we went out and I ran inside and wouldn't go back out.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I sigh, then ask my final question, though I already know the answer: is it actually for TTRPGs, or is it just where people post the loredumps and magic systems for their homebrew 5e?
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e e @a-cute-nausea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We had free HBO for a week & I loved the Dragnet movie because I was a dumb 7 year old and the next movie was Friday the 13th Part V which I assumed was a sequel starring Joe Friday and uhhhh turns out it wasn't
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s all been leading to this
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is such a good video, because like a lot of her work it's about six other things too, namely the ghosts of show business and being slowly smothered by your own success.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No apologies necessary! And I can't imagine having to deal with it at the scale you do.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
now that the video's out in the world, please allow me to share the alternate thumbnail I made specifically to agitate Professional YouTuber @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social :
It's the thumbnail for "Skittle: the failed board game series that destroyed its publisher", only "failed" is in red text, "DESTROYED" is in yellow text for no reason and also in all caps, there is a red arrow pointing to a Skittle-Bowl set in case you were unclear what board game series the video was about, Frankenstein now has googly eyes, and there is a red dashed line drawn from one of the yes to the Skittle Bowl set.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Got email this morning upset about the off-center & faded/rubbed die faces for cross4. When I told him it was on purpose he said he wouldn't buy any games with wood dice from us again. I said "okie dokie, thanks for telling me I guess" & he said I was "flippant" & he was trying to be helpful. 1/3
I sincerely wasn't trying to be flippant. Sorry if it came across that way.

The game's production was carefully planned to capture the "feel" of coming across an older crossword dice game from the seventies fifty years later, and the production issues/fading that come with it.

I understand if that's not your cup of tea. I knew there were people who would not enjoy that choice when I made it. That doesn't change that it does what I intended it to do. So in that sense, while the feedback is well-intentioned and therefore appreciated, it is not necessarily of use. I do not see it as a problem to be solved or improved.
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
this cracked me up so much and when I reminded her she had done it it cracked her up so much and then she said "IT'S SO DUMB AND MAKES NO SENSE" and yes that's true that is that's why it's good and now it's cracking me up AGAIN
YouTube Video title: SB And Amabel Play Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines 23 - I Hope You Like Punching
description: BECAUSE YOU'RE IN ONE
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
who among us hasn't yelled this at a train
The Black Knight, lance in hand, floating on some kind of robotic personal vehicle, yelling at a green space train "Someone, please be my friend!"
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this fuckin show man
Glowing sad skeleton who says "I'm trying to save up money to get my girlfriend back!"
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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first thing I ask when talking with someone I'm going to potentially be intimate with is ask "are there any words you like or don't like for that part of your body?" Anyone who defaults to calling mine something without asking I give the side-eye to
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Dario Argento’s Stephanie Crawford 🎃 🍂💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A big rest in peace to the wonderful Marjoe Gortner. Such an energetic actor in so many interesting films, several becoming instant faves for me, but you gotta see the documentary MARJOE, where he unravels the evangelist scam he was raised in. Talk about life well and fully lived!
Marjoe on DVD, with an Acapulco Gold Blu-ray peeking out, also starring Marjoe. Baby preacher MarjoeMarjoe and Lynda Carter in Bobbie Jo and the OutlawCaroline Munro, Marjoe, and David Hasselhoff in the wonderful STARCRASH
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