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Johan Bijnens

@alzdba.bsky.social
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Database fire fighter. Started with SQL7 ;-) Also handling SQL Server flavors in the cloud. 🌪️ You can also find me at www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/user/alzdba

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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Then: -- 4. Restart SQL Server service for changes to take effect
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
then -- 2. Drop the old server name entry EXEC sp_dropserver 'servername'; -- use the OLD short name currently in @@SERVERNAME -- 3. Add it back with the fully qualified name EXEC sp_addserver 'servername.location.com', 'local';
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Did you try: -- 1. First, verify the mismatch SELECT @@SERVERNAME AS [@@SERVERNAME], SERVERPROPERTY('ServerName') AS [SERVERPROPERTY]
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Koen Verbeeck @koenv.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
New article: #SQLServer2025 REGEXP_MATCHES Function to Extract Multiple Substrings #regex #tsql www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...
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SQL Server 2025 REGEXP_MATCHES Function to Extract Multiple Substrings
Learn how to use SQL REGEXP_MATCHES to extract multiple substrings efficiently without loops or cursors in SQL Server 2025.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Anyone having issues with #SQLServer 2019 on #WindowsServer2025 (standard edtn) #SQLHelp
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Yes it is!
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Department S - Is Vic There? soundcloud.com/department-s... #EarWorm
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
When you download #SQLServer 2025 RTM Std&Dev Edtn, by default it uses #PID "33333-00000-00000-00000-00000" Is that actually Dev Edtn with only Std features ? #SQLHelp
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Most ( if not all ) of us becoming old farts by now #MayTheFartBeWithYou
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Replacing another #3PAR node. Hoping it finally works as designed, promissed and guaranteed bij HPE. #TheoryVSPractice #SalesVsFieldEngeneers
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Phished accademy? :-)
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
and (original) DBMirroring still works ! ( and in our cases outperforms AG's ) #YMMV
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Brent Ozar @brento.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
TempDB Filling Up? Try Resource Governor. TempDB is one of the banes of my existence. Anybody, anybody who can query your server can run a denial-of-service attack in a matter of seconds just by filling it up with a simple query: DROP TABLE IF EXISTS #big_problem; CREATE TABLE #big_problem (filler…
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TempDB Filling Up? Try Resource Governor.
TempDB is one of the banes of my existence. Anybody, anybody who can query your server can run a denial-of-service attack in a matter of seconds just by filling it up with a simple query: DROP TABLE IF EXISTS #big_problem; CREATE TABLE #big_problem (filler VARCHAR(8000)); WHILE 1 = 1 INSERT INTO #big_problem SELECT REPLICATE('X', 8000) FROM GENERATE_SERIES(1, 100000); This while loop will gradually fill up TempDB, and when one of the attempts eventually fails, that's okay because the session stays open.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A peaceful morning today. #NoDoorbell #Ring #AWS
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
As you know, DEVs will be tempted to just use it because "MS knows what they are doing". Hence my concerns. How many db have we seen with dozens of indexes still having their "index recommendation" name.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Is this #QueryHintRecommendationTool like the index recommendations? Isn't #SSMS pushing people into bad practices using hints?
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Erin Stellato @erinstellato.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🚨 It's another two-for-Tuesday over in the SSMS team! Announcing the release of SSMS 22 Preview 3 and SSMS 21.6! SSMS 22 Preview 3 includes: - GitHub Copilot in SSMS - ARM64 support for core SSMS scenarios Start with Makena's post: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv... Enjoy! 👯‍♀️
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Announcing the Release of SQL Server Management Studio 22 Preview 3 | Microsoft Community Hub
The SSMS team is delighted to announce the release of SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) 22 Preview 3. This latest preview is chock full of exiting new...
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Rob Sewell He/Him @robsewell.com · 13/10/2025
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. Your kindness can be someone's light.
A girl kissing a sad looking elephant on the trunk
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Chrissy LeMaire @funbucket.dev · 13/10/2025
Check out my PowerShell session at @datapopkorn.bsky.social! This tutorial shows you how to use local models to answer questions like "Is Beverly Hills part of Los Angeles" with a simple true or false.
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Chrissy LeMaire - Beyond Regex: When Data Processing Needs World Knowledge #DataPopkorn 2025
YouTube video by DataPopkorn
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Brent Ozar @brento.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Announcing Free MASTERING Week 2025! You’ve been working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon RDS SQL Server for years. You’re jaded. You’re confident. You’re pretty sure you know what you’re doing. You’ve never taken my Mastering classes because you’ve read the blog, watched the live streams,…
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Announcing Free MASTERING Week 2025!
You’ve been working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon RDS SQL Server for years. You’re jaded. You’re confident. You’re pretty sure you know what you’re doing. You’ve never taken my Mastering classes because you’ve read the blog, watched the live streams, and figured you’ve pieced it all together. You can’t imagine there’s anything left to learn — no surprises left in the box.
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Reitse Eskens @2meterdba.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Blog alert! A new installment in the DP-700 certification series, this time on implementing database projects. #DP700 #MicrosoftFabric #CICD #DatabaseProjects #VisualStudio #SSMS
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DP-700 training: implement database projects
Some of you might recognise database projects from either Synapse Analytics or SQL Server. Yay for the latter ;). A long story, very short, database projects are a way to develop and deploy your databases using a CI/CD (Continuous Integration/Continuous Development) approach. For each database, the code you've written is saved in a specific project file and when you need to deploy a database, you don't have to go find all the scripts from the database that's running, but all you need is (yes love, that too) the project file that should be up to date with the latest code.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
If anything I want AI to do, it is generating an application ... it still cannot generate a powerbi app based on a provided ddl. All it does is giving me a nice HowTo and the advised steps to keep in mind. Draw me a nice picture, right
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Rob Sewell He/Him @robsewell.com · 23/09/2025
A sticker saying You can be anything be kind in rainbow lettering on a black background
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Well, there's your problem..." #DonaldTrump #Escalator
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Jaap "Jaap" Brasser @jaapjaap.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
DuPSUG is back! 🎤 We're hosting our first edition of 2025 in Leusden at Rubicon, read about it on our new site and sign up to reserve your seat! #PowerShell #DuPSUG #DevOps dupsug.github.io/dupsugsite/
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DuPSUG - Dutch PowerShell User Group
Created for the Dutch PowerShell User Group (DuPSUG) - a community for PowerShell enthusiasts in the Netherlands.
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Koen Verbeeck @koenv.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
New article: #SQLServer2025 REGEXP_COUNT Function to Count Occurrences in Text www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...
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SQL Server 2025 REGEXP_COUNT Function to Count Occurrences in Text
Learn about the SQL Server 2025 REGEXP_COUNT function and how this could be used in SQL queries to count occurrences in text.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
So sad to read this ... #RIP Andrew Clarke a.k.a. #PhilFactor www.red-gate.com/simple-talk/...
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Rob Sewell He/Him @robsewell.com · 08/09/2025
A kind word can make someone’s day. Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of people.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
How to consume a large #sqlserver stored procedure resultset with #Databricks? Is this product mature enough to handle this?
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Why can't #SSMS21 open a solution/project whilst a query is executing? #sqlhelp #SSMS
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Very annoying that you have to click '...' to see the attribute length #DesignSchema #SQLServer #VSCode
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Did someone forget to use the correct ICON for #SSMS with #SSMS21 ?
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Still missing TF: fix performance issues since (2017) 2019
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
@koenv.bsky.social Looking for this or alike?
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
#Congrats Ann Telnaes! www.pulitzer.org/winners/22684
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
using firefox the page doesn't load. ( following the link on your blog page. Blog page is ok, clicking "download" results in a page than doesn't load ) copying that url and load it in Edge did complete the load.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In the meantime I have been able do download it via your email #ThankYou
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Using the latest Firefox it still does not work. Using Edge I get
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I tried to download the sdutools, but it did not succeed. Since it works at your site, I guess I'll have to disable our "always on vpn" temporary and try again.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
it appears "https sqldownunder myflodesk com/sdutools" is stuck (does not respond with a result)
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Dr Greg Low @greglow.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
SDU Tools v25 is now available for download (free SQL Server tools) blog.greglow.com/2025/04/30/s...
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
RIP Chris Cauwenberghs / #KabouterLui www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/20...
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
1713 reads and counting for the first day on which my article has been published. "Windows Clustered MSDTC and SQL Server 2019 mishap" #SQLServer #MSDTC www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/win...
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Presented "Mantrailing 101" at my local doggy school. Great to open the wonderfull world of a dog's nose to an enthousiast public.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
www.instagram.com/p/DHN0RstKMq3/
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Migrating another biztalk2010 instance. Because hardware is finally failing (18y ) Things made complex that could be very simple.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
What kind of havoc are we in for today? #JustAsking
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Hidde Bouwmeester @hiddebouwmeester.nl · 10/03/2025
Als Washington van afstand de F35s kan uitschakelen of manipuleren, dan begrijp je het probleem. De VS zijn op geen enkel vlak meer te vertrouwen en dat, lijken Europese, vooral Duitse veiligheidsdeskundigen nu zich goed te realiseren. Nederland lijkt te doen alsof er niets is veranderd.
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Wine o clock
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Johan Bijnens @alzdba.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Als je financiële instelling een eenvoudig autokrediet niet op 5 dagen verwerkt krijgt. Dan zit je wellicht bij #Fintro. #FirstworldProblems
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