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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 16/09/2026

"Guys mwaybe he no so bad pwease wike 'im 🥺👉👈" Fuck off with puff piece of shit. All this says is he cares more for squirrels than innocent people being murdered.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 26/07/2026

I love Avatar, but the Seven Havens trailer really do be unearthing the worst kind of "fans". Constant reminder to never engage in fandom. Like what you like on your own and with friends. Fandom is the death of joy.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 21/06/2026

Ah shit, here we go again.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 24/04/2026

This is some BULLSHIT

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 21/04/2026

It was down to a Corviknight mirror match, and this mf got the Iron Head flinch proc twice in a row.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 16/04/2026

How Windrose is going (actually great btw)

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 27/03/2026

My cat scratched my nose last night. Was getting her away from the dog who had her cornered. She was still freaking out. I don't blame her, but it's such an annoying place for a scratch. There's a fucking red blob constantly in my vision now.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 26/03/2026

Made my first shitpost in ages. Invincible Season 2 spoilers if you care.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 17/03/2026

DLSS 5 looks like AI garbage. ML for upscaling was fine. Good even. This is actual ensloppification. It's ACTUALLY the fucking Aloy meme.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 10/03/2026

One of the gnarliest physics bugs I've seen. The comedic timing of the fucking electric pole coming down was 👌

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 10/03/2026

Haven't used a sandy in a while. God it feels good, even on controller.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 10/03/2026

Well, I'm starting the path to my first Platinum. Yeah, it looks considerably worse on PS5 than on my PC, but damn do the sights still fucking hit. 12/18 still haven't done The Heist.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 28/02/2026

Did Pokemon Home come out on Pokémon Day? Otherwise it's just a strange coincidence it renews so close to it. It actually charged me on the 27th.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 25/02/2026

Ayyyyy, preload is up. Thank fuck, my internet is so bad.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 24/02/2026

#Pokemon30 Who's your favorite... ...Starter? ...Pokémon? ...Eeveelution? ...Legendary? (www.serebii.net/pokemon30/)

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 28/01/2026

Finished Double Exposure. Went in with lots of preconceived notions, prepared to hate it. There are still aspects of it as well as the development I very much dislike, but honestly? I enjoyed it a lot. I loved seeing Max again. Ending was a low point though. Not terrible, but not good.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 29/11/2025

what? i can't hear you over the sound of the sizzlin'

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 25/11/2025

Literally go fuck yourself with a cactus you 1%er cocknozzle. No one in their right mind would want to dress up for the hell that is airtravel. It's already uncomfortable enough in just a shirt and jeans. I don't give two shits if someone is wearing a bathing suit much less pajamas.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 21/11/2025

It's kind of an E33 sweep, but oh well. It's deserved. Unfortunately, I think ARC Raiders is a better game than Battlefield 6, but I just can't vote for it. Esports basically came down to "Have I played the game?". I voted for Kakeru just because Street Fighter, don't actually know much about him.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 16/11/2025

Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety This is why I barely play games anymore

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 02/06/2025

This should fucking populate the suggestion field with the damn emoji. 😡

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 31/05/2025

I don't think I've posted a photo of myself on Bsky yet. 32 tomorrow. Still a fatass nerd.

A photo of me. Very helpful. I'm uh, wearing Arcane merch. V tall. V fat. Beard. Uh, glasses.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 20/05/2025

Sounds like you need one of these. I mean you are pretty old.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 19/05/2025

I don't really know 2, 3, 4, 6, or 9. I barely know 10 and 12. Powder and Joy is... something. What are they trying to tell me? I'm not crazy, you're all crazy.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 16/05/2025

I'm pretty fucking sure absolutely nothing can come out this year that would even come close to topping Clair Obscur for me.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 11/05/2025

I don't know my file time rn either. Steam says nearly 29, just about half your time. I still have a lot of side shit to go and do in addition to Act 3 whenever I finish Act 2. Can't believe I might only be halfway done.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 08/05/2025

WARNING: Expedition 33 Act 2 Side-Challenge Spoiler

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 03/05/2025

Picto backlog cleared.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 03/05/2025

Time for a new phone wallpaper and layout.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 02/05/2025

It wasn't this was it? Wasn't nearly as hard or even a big deal, but the runback was annoying.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 01/04/2025

Yeah the ending was rushed. Yeah, there are issues. But Aizen was not compelling at all. Dude was just vapid aura farming 24/7. No substance.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 17/03/2025

fucking play the original then you utter fucking dumbasses. "this lighting overhaul changes the lighting" no goddamn shit. it's a free mod. you ain't paid for shit to regret. stop bitching.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 15/03/2025

My ads are trying to trans me.

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 14/03/2025

I've only played (not beaten) two of these Yakuza games. 💀

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 14/03/2025

you can't just buy games and not play them

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AlyxDerNarr @alyxexe.com · 15/02/2025

Lmao, went into work, spent over 2 hours doing busywork because the shit I went in for hadn't been delivered. Ended up just leaving early because I ran out of shit to do. Oh, and I sliced the side of my finger open. C:

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