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I mean, who among us hasn't fallen down drunk and awakened to find a bruised handprint around our throats?!? Oh... wait...

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Went down to the store to get some wildly overpriced bleach... and only bleach. Then this $9 fudge happened! 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

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He's a rapist. And, yeah, if I had my way... they'd all do exactly that. They should do it before they rape anyone. The world would be a far better place without 100% of them. That is an objective fact. Make men as afraid of saying things like this as we are of being raped by them...

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I will never, ever, ever stop making fun of you if you get a Clapper. MADAM! 🤣

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You... particular?!? NO WAY! BOOP! 😜

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Properly cooked bacon... it's good to be back in Green River. 😆

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Back in Green River... view looks a bit familiar. Oh, right... that's because I'm in the same room I was in last time I was here. 🤣

I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 02/10/2026

Driven just over 7000 miles on this trip so far... averaging just over 40 mpg. Not bad, considering how much of it has been mountain driving with the a/c running in 100+ heat. And Hope is 16 years old!

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 02/10/2026

There are worse places to be stuck in traffic...

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 02/10/2026

Last morning in Steamboat Springs... a cold & hanging-fog sunrise to start the day.

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 01/10/2026

America is a beautiful place. Don't let the GOP destroy it in a quest to satiate their malignant avarice and psychotic ambitions.

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 01/10/2026

Fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA. Fuck the GOP. For fuck's sake... VOTE!

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 01/10/2026

Panorama of a gorgeous Steamboat Springs sunset, anyone?

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You're just gonna ignore the part about the voter ID poison pill Republicans attached being the reason Democrats voted against it... huh? You're a dime store propagandist. And you should feel bad about that.

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I told her Ty at the front desk made a joke as I was leaving that it was like I was moving out. 😆 I am a hoot. And, contrary to whatever claims you may have heard, I can be quite charming... when I wanna be. 😜🤣

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Right?!? I kinda love that about them. And I feel like the creme to cookie ratio is just spot on. I'd never lie to you about Oreos, sir. I might to and about you, your sister, and your mother, but never Oreos. 😜 BOOP!

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We're now being ruled by downright morons...

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 29/09/2026

We've seen how that plays out... twice. Both times it played in his & the GOP's favor. That there are still people arguing doing it for a 3rd time is a good thing shines a bright spotlight on how this country got where it is. They care more about their personal feelings than America's future.

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This cold, gloomy, rainy weather is putting me in a wretched go-to-bed-at-sunset-and-don't-get-up-until-sunrise headspace... not good. Luckily it's supposed to warm back up and be sunny again by Thursday.

I don't think I'm crazy to think I look younger than she did at my age. The hair definitely makes a big difference. And the glasses make her look old as shit. But even if I hadn't gone back blonde, I wouldn't be gray like she is here... I have *some* gray, but it's not noticeable from afar.

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YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR THAT! 🤣 She'd have laughed at that, though... boop...

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Okay, it's kinda freakin' me out how much Jesse Minter (Ravens head coach) looks like Brandon Blackstock. I cannot be the only one who's ever noticed that...

So... this is where I stand to smoke here in Steamboat Springs. Note the yellow bear sign in the first pic, which I presume is left there all the time. What's not here all the time is what appears to be this bear paw print that was at my feet when I looked down just now. 👀

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Internalized misogyny. That's all this is. Any woman who blames other women for being assaulted by men—regardless of the circumstances of that assault—is a woman who will twist herself into an intellectual pretzel to blame fellow women for all men's behavior. She needs therapy... a lot of it.

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I shouldn't have done this for ya, Howie... knocked me outta the top 5, ya son of a biscuit eater! 😜🤣

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Oh, if we're gonna do "Blocked By" next... 😆

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A happy Sunday morning to ya, from Steamboat Springs...

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IT IS... somehow... and I'll let you know when I figure out how exactly. And... maybe I do, maybe I don't. BOOP!

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Yep... the quarter-zip was almost too much for me a couple weeks ago. Sir, please... you're married and I wanna respect that, but you're making it very difficult. You need to stop.

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Yeah, you're welcome for the rabbit hole you're falling down right now... don't say I never did anything for ya. 😜 BOOP!

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Yeah... I thought it felt a tit bit nipply this morning. Had I looked at the weather before I went downstairs, I might not even have gone outside. 😆

You deserved that! 😜 Also, this... BOOP!

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Hoo, boy... invasions from this it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin super creep are becoming more frequent. And stupid.

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