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just tax Nvidia, it’s not rocket science. I don’t know why people think w ended some new regime or more of power to do this kind of thing. I don’t know why people think we need some hyperspecific corruption bait law or some new censorial regime. Just raise taxes.

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aly @aly.codes · 5h

trying to git pull on the San Francisco Ferry Building public WiFi is my 13th reason

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aly @aly.codes · 5h

nah + piss smells like cleaning product at a certain point

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aly @aly.codes · 6h

oh for sure

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aly @aly.codes · 6h

BART ad laser targeted at the cleaning lady of a guy who has the phone number of a VC guy, based on what a data broker said about a credit card she applied to in 2013

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aly @aly.codes · 6h

husband said BART was built like the backrooms version of MARTA

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aly @aly.codes · 6h

I like that BART from Airport -> 24th & Mission was more expensive than my steak burrito from El Farolito

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

Our two cities are such mirror images of each other they end up having a lot in common

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

It’s okay I’m just used to stank weed and crack in Atlanta, this is just a different strain!

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

good morning San Francisco

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

I am on Mission rn waiting for my burrito and then we’re trekking to Sonoma lol I will have more time on Sunday when. I find a place to leave my 30 pound bag and catch a red eye at like 9PM

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

it’s kinda in and out but it’s the 10AM sidewalk meth and poop mixture that’s getting me going

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

shaggy that’s not fucking weed

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

oh jeez that’s meth too

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

San Francisco

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aly @aly.codes · 7h

wow people weren’t lying, this city lowkey smell like poop

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aly @aly.codes · 8h

It’s smarta to bart on it

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aly @aly.codes · 8h

did you know the colloquial ad slogan for MARTA is it’s SMARTA Even the official domain is a pun itsmarta.com

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straight up BARTed on that dick

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aly @aly.codes · 8h

Ofc I walk off the plane at SFO and everyone is on their laptops and the entire terminal is built to give people places to use their laptops at

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aly @aly.codes · 9h

thought I was on a flight to the Bay Area (San Francisco) but they turned it around and took my ass to the Bay Area (Tampa) and now they’ve got me locked in a cage in Bradenton wtf

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aly @aly.codes · 9h