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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 01/10/2026
There's loads of guys wearing fedoras hanging round this street in Berlin, anyone know why?
Street sign for Inselstrasse
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 27/09/2026
Are there seriously no arcades anywhere that are Duker than this one?
Photo of the sign for Dukest Arcade, or perhaps Duke St. Arcade
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 22/08/2026
Probably the most mixed display case I've ever seen in a shop.
A glass display case. On the top shelf are a variety of condoms; on the bottom shelf, advanced rat traps and sonic bird and rodent repellers.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 02/08/2026
My message to Amnesty (@amnestyuk.bsky.social) on why I've just cancelled my longstanding direct debit. 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️
With regret, I've decided to cancel my direct debit of over 15 years. This is due to your actions over the 'A growing threat' briefing, and your apparent abandonment of trans rights at a time when they're under constant attack and roll-back in this country.

I'm particularly disappointed that you've also withdrawn the 'Like A Snowball' report which, to my knowledge, hadn't attracted legal controversy. Furthermore, the willingness of your chief executive to meet with Sex Matters - an organisation at the forefront of anti-trans action as (correctly) identified by the briefing - sends a clear message that Amnesty have been cowed by the very groups they should be opposing.

The only conclusions I can draw are that:

- Trans rights are not seen by Amnesty as enough of a priority to be worth fighting legal cases on their behalf; and/or
- You've been reckless with your campaigning on trans rights, to the point that you can't defend your stance legally, handing an enormous & unnecessary victory to anti-rights campaigners.

In either case, I now feel that my financial support will be better directed to organisations who've demonstrated a more solid commitment to fighting for trans rights, in court and in the wider public sphere.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 18/06/2026
Tantalisingly close now
An Imperial Leather label with the faintest hint of soap still left on it, sitting in a soap dish.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 14/06/2026
Oof, this really hit ( @blipstress.bsky.social )
"Knowing what you really want is the hardest thing. Especially for people like us. You spend years thinking you want a certain kind of life, and then boom, you realize you don't want that. So you change everything. And now it seems like you're on the right track, but you know in the back of your mind that you could be completely wrong about everything, even the most basic shit."
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 21/05/2026
I have to admit to being intrigued by this sign indicating my local barber shop isn’t shuttered so much as it is pupating.
We are a 5-star salon on Google, we are taking a short break as Boss Hair Salon.

However...
We will return much stronger with VIP Premium exclusives

Our word is our bond with customer promise.

At the highest level, with exclusive, personalised service.
Very soon, with priority access, we are preparing for a rebirth, a beginning of a revolution that will shape history.

This wait will be a touch never offered to you before placing YOU first.

Just be patient...
this is not just a salon, you will experience a revolutionary change in your lives.

(in bold) What I have done so far is the guarantee of what I will do.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 18/05/2026
Some of us also have this problem with preorders
Two copies of 'Plastic, Prism, Void' by Violet Allen, one on top of the other.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 17/05/2026
Hope nobody was hurt
A red BMW convertible which appears to have crashed into a wall, only on closer inspection it's an abandoned child's toy.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 15/05/2026
If I wanted this, I'd go back on Feeld
Email from Urban Outfitters with the subject line 'Tops that do things differently'
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 14/04/2026
Call me a purist but I prefer when they stick to 100% potato
A bag of crisps proudly emblazoned with the text "Now made with 25% recycled plastic".
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 13/04/2026
Xiu Xiu playing music inspired by Eraserhead, from Saturday night at Rewire Festival.
Two performers silhouetted against a projection of a tunnel
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 08/04/2026
Got a good one for Pet Shop Boys at the Electric Ballroom the other night
Cloakroom ticket number 432
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 26/03/2026
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 01/03/2026
'Enjoyed', 'loved' etc never feel like quite the right words for horror, so I'll say instead that Persona by Aoife Josie Clements ( @ravineangel.bsky.social ) is one hell of a weird, unsettling and raw experience.
The front cover of Persona by Aoife Josie Clements. It has a blurb quote from Gretchen Felker-Martin, calling it "The year's great work of literary horror".
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 22/02/2026
A rare double-ticketer from Loco Klub
Two cloakroom tickets, numbered 454 and 313
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 18/02/2026
Most generic fortune ever. Try harder, cookie.
Photo of a paper slip from inside a fortune cookie. The fortune is "Your dreams can come true".
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 15/02/2026
Remarkable how this paragraph refuses to join the dots between a ban on puberty blockers and avoidable surgeries / medical interventions. Yet another case of GCs trying to scare people off transition by citing the hostile circumstances they've themselves created.
Hilary Cass, the British paediatrician whose review of NHS gender care led to a significant shift including a ban on puberty blockers, warned of “unrealistic images and expectations on social media” when it came to “what transition would really mean and how hard it would be”, including “quite intensive medical treatments” and “sometimes quite brutal surgeries”.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 11/02/2026
All I searched for was 'Bristol world-class'. I know we're an open-minded freaky bunch round here, but I didn't realise we were /that/ good at it.
A search engine result link for "World Class Rim Jobs in Bristol"

Further text reads:

Find World Class Rim jobs in Bristol with Reed.co.uk. Discover World Class Rim vacancies on offer, in and around Bristol, helping you Mondays.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 01/02/2026
Loco Klub, Bristol
Cloakroom ticket number 264
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 27/01/2026
A man in a hotdog costume with the caption "We're all trying to find the guy who did this".
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 06/01/2026
What are the chances of getting this delivery number? 😮 Can't even remember what I ordered, excited to see what it is when it finally comes.
An email claiming I have a parcel delivery that needs to be rescheduled. The tracking number given is a not-very-plausible EVR1234567890GB.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 03/12/2025
ACAB but especially this shiny creep
A fairground ride statue in the form of a policeman directing traffic
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 27/11/2025
Worth noting the BBC’s own style guide entry for 'gender/sex' (from www.bbc.co.uk/newsstylegui...). Hard to see an editorial justification for their recent wording, other than ‘our editors are transphobes’.
Transgender, or trans, is an umbrella term for a person whose gender identity differs from their sex recorded at birth. A person born male who lives as a female, would typically be described as a “transgender woman” and would take the pronoun “she”. And vice versa. We generally use the term and pronoun preferred by the person in question, unless there are editorial reasons not to do so.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 11/11/2025
Simple Things afterparty at Strange Brew, Bristol.
Cloakroom ticket number 140.

In the background, the blurred head and claw of some kind of lizardy artwork.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 08/11/2025
This ticket being handwritten makes it extra special
Cloakroom ticket 69, handwritten, against a blurred backdrop of a stage with a band playing
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 01/10/2025
Where I work we call these 'clients'
Sign reading 'Buggy users'
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 13/09/2025
Well this was a lovely surprise @supersonicfest.bsky.social
A gold-on-black, numbered print for this year's Supersonic festival.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 10/09/2025
If you know, you know
A woman sits strapped to a chair, wearing a long dark crimson dress, one leg exposed. Her head is tipped back and she has a trance-like expression. Behind her is a giant octopus rising out of a tank, two arms extended and wrapping her wrists.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 08/09/2025
Always feels good to make a difference
Thank you for your order!
Here is the impact you made by shopping with us

Saved 0 Kg of CO2
Saved 0 litre(s) of Water
Saved 0 Tree(s)
0 Books donated to global literacy projects
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 24/08/2025
So close
Cloakroom ticket number 96
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 27/04/2025
So close to lucky number 237. Stupid phone camera wouldn't focus on the ticket.
Cloakroom ticket number 239. The ticket is out of focus: in focus in the background is some sort of messed-up mannequin, with fake blood spilling down its front and jigsaw pieces for nipples.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 23/04/2025
Frame from the film 'Airplane!' with the caption "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sertraline"
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 21/04/2025
Well done Cardiff for today's trans rights demo.
A large crowd of people gathered in the square outside BBC Wales / Cardiff Central station. Lots of trans flags and placards are being held up by people.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 20/04/2025
Trolley problem: cis edition
Trolley problem: cis edition

A trolley car approaching a fork in the track. Straight ahead, a group of trans people are tied to the track. The other fork is completely clear. A figure holds a lever which controls where the trolley will go, looking unhappy at the choice they must make.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 18/04/2025
Bristol trans liberation protest tomorrow (Saturday), 2pm College Green. If anyone wants to go but would feel safer/more confident with company, give me a shout. (Thanks to @spiketta.bsky.social for the original graphic)
Text:

Trans liberation protest Bristol
Saturday 19th April, 2pm at College Green.
Peaceful protest
We're not going anywhere!

Graphics of participating groups/organisations:

- Bristol Leading Against Transphobia (BLAT)
- Bristol Ballroom community
- a logo for someone I can't identity, but it's the letters HB separated by a mushroom
- D.IRT
- Trans Pride Bristol
- CWU Bristol & District Amaglamated Branch
- TRAN+
- Queers For Palestine Bristol
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 03/04/2025
Performance of 'Maritime Rites' by Alvin Curran at Rewire festival.
Photo of a number of rowing boats on a lake, each containing several musicians with various instruments and sheet music. The boats are all heading in different directions, lit from within.Photo of a number of rowing boats on a lake, each containing several musicians with various instruments and sheet music. The boats are all lit from within.Two rowing boats on a lake. The closer one contains several musicians playing brass instruments. In the one further away, someone is photographing the musicians. Both boats are lit from within.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 03/04/2025
I'll bet my life that reviews of this place describe the food as "mouth-watering"
Photo of an establishment named 'bar & restaurant Pavlov'
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 02/04/2025
I thought the 'pet kennels' channel on my ferry cabin's TV might be a cute way to wind down for the evening, but turns out it's one of the most sinister things I've seen in ages.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 02/04/2025
I could've sworn I asked for a non-binary cabin.
Stub for a ferry cabin

Cabin number: 10110
Deck: 10
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 02/04/2025
Same same same
Photo of text on a carton with barcode:

In my next life I want to be another useful object - please recycle me!

I'm Actual Size.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 30/03/2025
Tribe of Frog
Cloakroom ticket number 318
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 23/03/2025
Didn't get the triple-2 this time, should have arrived a few minutes earlier.
Cloakroom ticket number 227. In the background is a skull with flowers for eyes.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 20/03/2025
Do I buy the Aldi Black Lodge mat?
A mat with alternating black and white zigzags, reminiscent of the floor pattern in the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 02/03/2025
I know sharks are aquatic creatures, but I'm not sure Blåhaj likes it in the washing machine
Blåhaj (blue shark) plush toy in a washing machine, with its eye pressed up against the glass.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 02/03/2025
Keep seeing these VLC sculptures dotted round my neighbourhood. Viral marketing of some kind?
A real-life model of the VLC logo, next to a tree. It's a cone shape with vertical orange and white bands, and a wide flat base.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 01/03/2025
Got a good one last night
Cloakroom ticket number 909
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 16/02/2025
A sticker reading "Exist to resist" stuck on wire mesh glass.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 12/02/2025
But when tho
Fortune cookie fortune:

You will enjoy true bliss in whatever you do.
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alxyz @alxyz.900535.xyz · 06/02/2025
Holy Tongue meets Shackleton @ Strange Brew, Bristol. Shame to not quite break the 700 barrier, but maybe next time.
Cloakroom ticket number 698
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