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Alx / Ay-ay-ron

@alxrogan.com
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ND dad & husband. Reluctant technomage. He/him

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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 19/06/2026
Post a robot that is not from Star Wars or Transformers.
Image from The Black Hole movie showing VINCENT and BOB robots
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 24/12/2025
Malley does the same 🤣 Does Indy play with it after the squeaker and/or filling is gone?
A white dog lays his head on a laptop keyboard and looks at the camera to the side.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 29/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
A picture of Count von Count from Sesame Street.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 15/10/2025
White chihuahua poodle mix dog sitting and wearing a tie. Small brown dog looking at the camera with a blanket over her head like a hood.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 04/08/2025
AI lie of the day. Pilot got on before the text to say a broken latch needed to be fixed. 🙄 Also on “save the day,” it’s a 100% full flight and the doors are shut so no “late connections” are coming.
Flight UA430 from Denver to Ontario has a new departure time. Your flight now departs at 11:37am on August 4.
We're about to save the day for a few customers with a tight connection. Thank you for your patience as they head to our gate from other flights.
We will get you on your way shortly.
We're sorry for the delay and are working to get you on your way.
Check your flight status and weather map here: https:// gofly.united.com/BPKecnUIRS
Confirmation number:
IZMXWO
(Powered by GenAl)
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 25/07/2025
Charlotte has an opinion.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 11/07/2025
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Screenshot on my timeline showing @marghoul posting “ow my tit” immediately above a Paperback Paradise post with a picture of a man standing behind a pregnant woman with the title “A Third Tit”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 30/06/2025
This guy has started nom'ing his way through the backyard. @nerdpyle.com
A mule deer buck is in profile, about 10 feet away from the photographer. His head is slightly turned to his right. He has some small scars on his head and side.A mule deer buck is standing about 20 feet away from the photographer, looking back towards the camera. He has velvet on his antlers.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 29/06/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
Screenshot from The Last Starfighter where Centauri wishes Alex luck. “May the luck of the seven pillars of gulu be with you at all times.”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 25/06/2025
Couple of chipmunk friends stopped by this morning. One was a real ham. @nerdpyle.com
Photo of 2 chipmunks on a wood fence. Top chipmunk is facing away from camera, bottom chipmunk is standing on hind legs turned halfway away from camera. Photo of a chipmunk on a fence post. Chipmunk is in profile, sitting very flat on the top. It is staying very still while the photographer got close.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 16/04/2025
TYFYS
Screenshot of Safari showing
“Liberated Kinkajou
Product/Service: Telnet
Description: It still exists.
Is Remotely Exploitable?: Yes
Allows RCE?: Yes
Exposes Sensitive Info?: Yes
Allows Privilege Escalation?: Yes
Is Wormable?: No
Other Risks:
Rating: head tilt emoji 
Submitted on: 2025-04-16 17:49:27”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 16/02/2025
What’s your sign?
Types of Knives

Paring knife Small knife perfect for chopping veggies or hiding in a coat sleeve for self-defense.
Carving knife Gives a smooth, clean cut. Good for taping to a bunch of Roombas so you can watch them fight to the death.
Steak knife All-purpose table knife. Try holding a few between your fingers and yelling,
"I AM WOLVERINE" until your waiter asks you to stop.
Fish filleting knife Good for cutting fish. Bad for trying to juggle in your kitchen to impress a date.
Boning knife THROW ONE OF THESE AT A DARTBOARD IT WILL BE COOL!
Soup knife Used for cutting soup. Haha nah jk soup is a liquid! I'm just goofing - this is for bread.
Switchblade These are illegal. If you use one of these to slice a ham then I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE HAM POLICE (seriously, don't do it).
Stone Dagger Used for performing forbidden rituals in the woods at midnight.
Cutlass This is technically a sword, but you can use one to put mayo on a sandwich or whatever.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 13/02/2025
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery if you have one
Selfie of a man at South Beach Miami. He is wearing a Houston Astros ball cap, sunglasses, and a tie dye shirt.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 26/01/2025
If you see this quote with flowers from your gallery.
Very interesting plant seen at Barclay’s campus in Knutsford.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 24/01/2025
Friday working with Malley & Charlotte
pov photo taken of a laptop on a lap desk with 2 dogs on the left. The white dog is laying his head on the mousepad while the brown dog lays alongside the persons shirt.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 05/01/2025
Thank you Team Awesome Force.
Video still of Davin Jaquobis, Dutch, and John Jaquobis (left to right). From the TV show, “Killjoys”.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 17/12/2024
Dog frens allowed?
A white dog lays on his back in the green grass. His paws are up and he’s smiling.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 13/12/2024
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
Screenshot of the closing credits of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 02/12/2024
Barely posting with images but 1/1 in 21 days 🤣
Screenshot of alxrogan 21 days posting insight from skyzoo.blue showing 1 of 1 image posts having alt-text.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 30/11/2024
Photo of a canal from Gas Street in Birmingham, England
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 21/11/2024
Boop! Charlotte is very selective of her boops.
Photo of brown chi-weenie in profile, with a partial background of Aaron.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 31/10/2024
Early voting + candy! Failing democracy but gummy bears!
Photo of Haribo Goldbears with a sticker saying “Fort Bend Votes!”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 18/10/2024
Welcome? Here’s a smol lizard.
Picture of a lizard clinging sideways on a wooden plank.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 14/09/2024
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A poster showing a wolf with the following text, “COYOTE ALERT
Coyotes have:
Bushy
black-tipped tails
Some fur
An EAR
The respect of Dwayne "The Rock"
Johnson
IF A COYOTE APPROACHES:
-DO NOT TRY TO RIDE IT
-Stand tall with arms overhead
-Shout in loud, aggressive voice: "I LOVE EGGS"
-Stomp your feet and repeatedly chant:
"EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!"
-Do not turn your back or run
-Keep shouting "EGGS!"
-Eventually, the coyote will think you are crazy and leave
COYOTES ARE ATTRACTED TO:
-Trash
-Compost
-New age mysticism
-Outdoor pet food
-The pan flute
-Discarded blood
-Wizards
-Dwayne "The Rock"
Johnson
If you see a coyote, please contact your friends and tell them how cool it is, trust me, they want to know.
obvious plant”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 02/08/2024
Post a picture of you, that’s not actually a picture of you.
Headshot of Guy Fieri looking a bit down.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 21/04/2024
My daughter told me that this was a liminal space photo. Love the lobby, could be anywhere.
Photo of a hotel from the courtyard, with two long sides and the short side at top. The buildings are black and white, the sky is pale blue.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 22/01/2024
Are those sweaters XS or XXS? Our 5lb chiweenie wants to know.
Small brown chiweenie standing in green grass.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 07/01/2024
Dad mode engaged
Photo of a man from the waist down. He’s wearing blue tartan pajama pants and black Crocs. He  has a tool belt around his waist with a Bosch cordless drill holstered.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 03/01/2024
Settle down tummy!
Modification of Don’t Tread On Me flag with cobra curling around hand grenade. Text reads, “I swear to god I’ll kill us all if you fuck with me.”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 02/01/2024
This one is pretty awesome Happy New Year to you and Grace!
Motivational photo from behind the subject facing a sunrise. Text says “Don’t agree. Kick ass.”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 02/12/2023
Charlotte and Malley are sending hugs and snuggles.
Charlotte (a brown chihuahua & daschund mix) is facing the camera under a cozy blanket and licking her front leg.Malley, a white long hair chihuahua and poodle mix, is laying on his back in the grass with his paws up and scratching his back.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 02/12/2023
The Count from Sesame Street meme saying “twenty-two times … ah ah ah”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 23/11/2023
Looks yummy! Pardon the manspreading on ours.
Photo of smoked turkey with drum sticks spread open. The skin is crispy and brown.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 21/11/2023
I suck at memes, here’s Charlotte to give you snuggles and happy groans. ❤️
Brown chihuahua-daschund mix with white face looking at camera under a soft blanket.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 19/11/2023
Volunteered at blacksmithing class yesterday and very proud of a student's very first project with 3/8" square bar.
A person in a green long sleeved shirt with yellow leather gloves is holding an iron fire poker that has 3 ornamental twists with a small oval handle.Closeup of the handle of an iron fire poker. It starts straight then curves down into a teardrop shape with another smaller teardrop at the end of the handle.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 14/11/2023
Don’t have any comparable memes to those posted, but here’s a bun from a cafe in Vancouver.
Photo of cute gray bunny sitting in front of a small cup
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 05/11/2023
You can get through this
Photo of chihuahua with a sad face wearing earphones. Caption is “When you’re sad and start listening to sad songs”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 29/10/2023
@themckenziest.gay @acab4cutie.top Thought of y’all, went to Taco Bell and this came on.
Screenshot of Apple Music for blink-182’s FELL IN LOVE song.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 22/10/2023
reskeet with an entire fucking album that still fucking fucks
The cover art for Jimmy Eat World, “Bleed American”
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 19/10/2023
All we’ve watched in the last year is Witcher and Virgin River. Rather spend 1/4 of that on a seed box.
Screenshot of Netflix cancellation page. Shows member since January 2015.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 17/10/2023
Search your camera roll for “hell”
4 panel comic
1. JOGGING FROM THE
PERSPECTIVE OF ANIMALS

2. WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM APEX PREDATOR? asks a wolf seeing someone jogging. 

3. ARE YOU CHASING PREY?
YOU NEED TO CONSERVE ENERGY the wolf says. 

4.  THE HELL IS THAT GUY DOING? Asks a bear from right side of the panel. 

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND states the wolf.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 14/10/2023
Photo of shadows cast by oak leaves during annular eclipsePhoto of shadows cast by oak leaves during annular eclipse
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 08/10/2023
Skeet an album you know every word to: blink-182 “Dude Ranch”
Cover image for Dude Ranch by blink-182. Shows a black bull facing away from viewer, with stylized brand of BLINK*182* on the rump.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 25/09/2023
The women who raised me
Photo of Erin Gray as Colonel Wilma Deering in purple jumpsuit from Buck Rogers.Photo of June Lockhart as Maureen Robinson from Lost in Space.Heather Thomas as Jody Banks from The Fall Guy.Image of Lisa Hayes from Robotech S1
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 19/09/2023
Favorites playlist is dominating today.
Screenshot of Apple Music playing “Memory” by Sugarcult
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 18/09/2023
Screenshot of Apple Music showing the track “Take this to heart” by Mayday Parade.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 28/07/2023
Malley and Charlotte say, “Sup?”
White chihuahua-poodle mix dog looks at the cameraBrown chihuahua-dachshund dog lays daintily on a couch.
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Alx / Ay-ay-ron @alxrogan.com · 25/07/2023
Just one more thing
Picture of weather station showing 94.8 & 54% at 7:07 pm CT
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