Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is it my turn now with the ailing pet situation ? Sadly, it is. Lung cancer diagnosis with my Mr Alfie. 15, so not young, but devastated nonetheless. Never had a dog like him: gazes into your soul every time he looks at you. Ah well, we’ve enjoyed it all, Mr Alfie!! What a life we’ve had together ! 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I think the Met Gala needs to die. Ostentatious over-consumption. For the last few years it’s been out of touch and, frankly, distasteful. It’s full on Marie Antoinette ‘let them eat cake’ vibes. Read the room. 040
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026 Vance is clearly useless, except when he’s so far up Trump’s colon that he can clean Trump’s teeth. What hubris to imagine that the Trump touch is a positive force. Most countries think that Trump is a laughable, idiotic moron. Everything Trump touches turns to shit. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Don’t know if I’m going to watch the Oscars today. Haven’t seen any of the films this year (or very few) and so don’t feel very invested. 010
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Scapetta is pretty good. Great acting. Kidman’s face is quite strange though - please stop Nicole! Was a big fan years ago of the P Cornwell books. And while this isn’t a faithful adaptation, it’s good. Recommend. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Watching ‘Age of Attraction’ on Netflix. It’s car-crash TV. But are some of these people partially sighted? I mean, some of these folks clearly look their age. I guessed all their ages +/- 2 years. In fact, I thought a couple of the middle-aged women had shaved a few years off! 010
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I’m a 54 year-old homosexual. I have no idea who Bad Bunny is and I don’t think I’ve heard any of his music. Hope he kills it at the Superbowl (won’t be warching, naturally). 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026www.bbc.com/news/article... Who the fuck gives a fucking shit? BBC, do better. #epsteinbbc.comTheir parents are in disgrace, what now for Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie?The princesses will need to step out from their parents' shadow if they are to be an active part of the Royal Family. 020
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Oof. Shakira has always been embarrassing. Now’s she’s doing New Year looking like she’s trying to shake a full diaper off her ass. Ugh. Awful. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Last of my kitchen responsibilities for Christmas. A very British Christmas cake. 010
Reposted by AlvalfieJill Belch @jillbelch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Scotland, remember what happened in US when 44% of population didn’t bother to turn up to vote. 22% turnout in Scotland got this #Reform candidate elected. If you don’t want Reform….you’ve got to get out & VOTE 68537
Reposted by AlvalfieJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Cartoon by Siegfried Woldhek. 14756220
Reposted by AlvalfieJD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read. 1555143153477
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025www.nigella.com/recipes/lemo... this was delicious. And so easy to make.nigella.comLemon Polenta CakeThis cake is a sort of Anglo-Italian amalgam. The flat, plain disc is reminiscent of the confections that sit geometrically arranged in patisserie windows in Italy; the sharp, syrupy sogginess borrows... 010
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I know I’d need a ton of cocaine to even watch Strictly, let alone appear in it. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I did not hate watch ‘And Just Like That’. Sure, there were a few clunky moments but it was good. I was glad to watch it. SJP is still great to watch. But I also see that they might have run out of steam. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Pam Bondi is a fucking joke, in my opinion. Absolute idiot. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025So hold them to account. Be prepared. Do your homework. Call them out for lack of evidence. In short, US journalists, do better. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Don’t make fresh pasta that often but tonight’s tagliatelle was amazing. And I managed to cram in some zucchini and onion to the tomato sauce. It was fantastic (lashings of Parmesan) 000
Reposted by AlvalfieSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025LEFT: The fake picture of the Department of Defense just posted. RIGHT: The reality. So now the military is not just arresting us on street corners illegally but spreading disinformation. And it's only Monday. 34762152577
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Audra has reached that point in her career where no one will tell her that she’s not doing her best work. #tonys2025 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Love Audra McDonald - her acting is underrated- but her diction tonight was weird. I couldn’t understand a lot of the lyrics. #tonys2025 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Jeez. Someone would have to pay me a lot of money to go and see ‘Dead Outlaw’. #tonys2025 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025www.bbc.com/news/article... couldn’t get any bloody worse, that’s for sure.bbc.comKemi Badenoch: I'm going to get better as Tory leaderKemi Badenoch says she is not "shy about self-criticism", as she defends her leadership. 010
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 28/05/2025It’s the season to make this again. Such a great recipe. Crispy pastry. Tonight I made this with blueberries. And I had a piece with some vanilla ice cream. Delicious. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1016...cooking.nytimes.comFruit Galette (Published 2014) 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Watching the new Changing Rooms. Seriously, I’d kill myself if I had to live in these homes. Bloody awful. 000
Reposted by AlvalfieRachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I love the internet 224102962302
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025If you haven’t already, delete your Facebook, Instagram and Amazon accounts. Now. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The rest of the world needs a ‘never buy American’ campaign, like the Canadians. We need it now. The Cheeto in Chief needs a lesson in consumer power. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Time to bitch-slap all the social media companies in a taxation/tariff situation. Bu-bye Meta and X in the rest of the world. And limit Amazon outside the US while you’re at it. Let’s see what happens then. 000
Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024So glad Paddy McG has finished his cycle ride for Children in Need. Mainly because I don’t want to hear his voice ever again! Although amazing amount of money raised. But the voice…..#bbcradio2 000