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Alvalfie

@alvalfie.bsky.social
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NYC based. Scot. Likes dogs. And cake. 🏳️‍🌈

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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it my turn now with the ailing pet situation ? Sadly, it is. Lung cancer diagnosis with my Mr Alfie. 15, so not young, but devastated nonetheless. Never had a dog like him: gazes into your soul every time he looks at you. Ah well, we’ve enjoyed it all, Mr Alfie!! What a life we’ve had together !
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think the Met Gala needs to die. Ostentatious over-consumption. For the last few years it’s been out of touch and, frankly, distasteful. It’s full on Marie Antoinette ‘let them eat cake’ vibes. Read the room.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Vance is clearly useless, except when he’s so far up Trump’s colon that he can clean Trump’s teeth. What hubris to imagine that the Trump touch is a positive force. Most countries think that Trump is a laughable, idiotic moron. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Trump is an idiot.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Trump is a fucking idiot.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Don’t know if I’m going to watch the Oscars today. Haven’t seen any of the films this year (or very few) and so don’t feel very invested.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Scapetta is pretty good. Great acting. Kidman’s face is quite strange though - please stop Nicole! Was a big fan years ago of the P Cornwell books. And while this isn’t a faithful adaptation, it’s good. Recommend.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Watching ‘Age of Attraction’ on Netflix. It’s car-crash TV. But are some of these people partially sighted? I mean, some of these folks clearly look their age. I guessed all their ages +/- 2 years. In fact, I thought a couple of the middle-aged women had shaved a few years off!
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m a 54 year-old homosexual. I have no idea who Bad Bunny is and I don’t think I’ve heard any of his music. Hope he kills it at the Superbowl (won’t be warching, naturally).
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article... Who the fuck gives a fucking shit? BBC, do better. #epstein
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Their parents are in disgrace, what now for Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie?
The princesses will need to step out from their parents' shadow if they are to be an active part of the Royal Family.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What the fuck is happening at CBS.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oof. Shakira has always been embarrassing. Now’s she’s doing New Year looking like she’s trying to shake a full diaper off her ass. Ugh. Awful.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Last of my kitchen responsibilities for Christmas. A very British Christmas cake.
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Jill Belch @jillbelch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Scotland, remember what happened in US when 44% of population didn’t bother to turn up to vote. 22% turnout in Scotland got this #Reform candidate elected. If you don’t want Reform….you’ve got to get out & VOTE
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Cartoon by Siegfried Woldhek.
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JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
www.nigella.com/recipes/lemo... this was delicious. And so easy to make.
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Lemon Polenta Cake
This cake is a sort of Anglo-Italian amalgam. The flat, plain disc is reminiscent of the confections that sit geometrically arranged in patisserie windows in Italy; the sharp, syrupy sogginess borrows...
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I know I’d need a ton of cocaine to even watch Strictly, let alone appear in it.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I did not hate watch ‘And Just Like That’. Sure, there were a few clunky moments but it was good. I was glad to watch it. SJP is still great to watch. But I also see that they might have run out of steam.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Pam Bondi is a fucking joke, in my opinion. Absolute idiot.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Cancelled Paramount+. Fuck you, CBS and Paramount.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Well now we all need to see the Epstein files.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So hold them to account. Be prepared. Do your homework. Call them out for lack of evidence. In short, US journalists, do better.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Don’t make fresh pasta that often but tonight’s tagliatelle was amazing. And I managed to cram in some zucchini and onion to the tomato sauce. It was fantastic (lashings of Parmesan)
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
LEFT: The fake picture of the Department of Defense just posted. RIGHT: The reality. So now the military is not just arresting us on street corners illegally but spreading disinformation. And it's only Monday.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Audra has reached that point in her career where no one will tell her that she’s not doing her best work. #tonys2025
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Love Audra McDonald - her acting is underrated- but her diction tonight was weird. I couldn’t understand a lot of the lyrics. #tonys2025
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Jeez. Someone would have to pay me a lot of money to go and see ‘Dead Outlaw’. #tonys2025
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
www.bbc.com/news/article... couldn’t get any bloody worse, that’s for sure.
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Kemi Badenoch: I'm going to get better as Tory leader
Kemi Badenoch says she is not "shy about self-criticism", as she defends her leadership.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s the season to make this again. Such a great recipe. Crispy pastry. Tonight I made this with blueberries. And I had a piece with some vanilla ice cream. Delicious. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1016...
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Fruit Galette (Published 2014)
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I wish ‘The Fountain of Youth’ were better.
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Watching the new Changing Rooms. Seriously, I’d kill myself if I had to live in these homes. Bloody awful.
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I love the internet
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
If you haven’t already, delete your Facebook, Instagram and Amazon accounts. Now.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The rest of the world needs a ‘never buy American’ campaign, like the Canadians. We need it now. The Cheeto in Chief needs a lesson in consumer power.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Time to bitch-slap all the social media companies in a taxation/tariff situation. Bu-bye Meta and X in the rest of the world. And limit Amazon outside the US while you’re at it. Let’s see what happens then.
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Well, Fran Drescher is a national treasure!
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wordle 1,247 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It’s a throwback!
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Alvalfie @alvalfie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
So glad Paddy McG has finished his cycle ride for Children in Need. Mainly because I don’t want to hear his voice ever again! Although amazing amount of money raised. But the voice…..#bbcradio2
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