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Boldly going where no Jedi has beamed before. Earth is our spaceship. #AltGov

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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 23h
@ryankellycomedy.bsky.social We've had this discussion. Don't make us flashy thing you. 😅😎
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 06/10/2026
Mr Williams did some of the same napkin math that I did and it is horrific. Trump is a clear and present danger to not only the United States, but to global peace and stability. Something something foreign and domestic....
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 06/10/2026
Statistics show that 1 in 2 women in the United States will experience sexual violence, physical violence, and/or stalking by an intimate partner in their lifetime (CO DHS). This is an epidemic & I'm so glad to see artists like Taylor Swift & Addisyn using their platforms to give voice to all women.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 04/10/2026
The term "sexual harassment" was coined in 1975 at Cornell University. Activists Lin Farley, Susan Meyer, and Karen Sauvigné created the phrase to describe systemic workplace abuse after administrative assistant Carmita Wood was denied unemployment following her resignation over unwanted advances.
Exterior view of the Chi Phi fraternity house (Craigie House) at Cornell University in Ithaca, New York. The historic three-story brick and stone building features a grand entrance porch with columns, large windows, and classic architectural detailing set against a tree-lined backdrop.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
It turns out explaining basic human consent is so bewildering to some people that someone literally had to whip out a stick-figure cartoon about Earl Grey just to get everyone on the same page.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
In response to Michael Tracey's request for Jane Doe's name, this image was created by Brittany Alexander for anyone who would wish to use it as their profile picture on any social media account. Medusa is often seen as the ultimate archetypal victim of institutional betrayal. #WeAreJaneDoe
B&W image of Medusa with the words We Are Jane Doe
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 02/10/2026
Keep those early voting numbers coming, folks. We can cleanse a lot of this lawlessness with a big beautiful blue wave. 🌊
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 02/10/2026
Addisyn is an independent artist known to most as the former singer for Halocene. Today, she's revealed #MeToo & writing in support of the millions of other women who have suffered sexual assault. We have to stand together & give voice to those who are suffering in silence. 💔🫶
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 02/10/2026
Astro Alexandra is doing a great job, as always, explaining why the impossible is simply science in action. Meet the far side of the moon.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 02/10/2026
Sir, that was Harry Stamper.😅
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A meme featuring white text set against a dark background above a photo of a government hearing.
The text reads:
"Did you or did you not recruit a ragtag crew of oil drillers, train them for twelve days, and launch them into space to plant a nuke on an asteroid?"
"Sir, that was Harry Stamper."
Below the text, the image shows a split-view photo of a congressional or government hearing. On the left side, a politician in a suit with a striped red tie speaks into a microphone. On the right side, Jack Smith sits attentively with an intense expression behind a desk nameplate that reads "Mr. Jack Smith."
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 02/10/2026
Sir, that was Bandit. 😅
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A meme featuring white text on a black background at the top that reads:
"Did you or did you not cross state lines while driving a black Pontiac Trans Am to act as a distraction for a semi-truck carrying illegal beer?"
"Sir, that was Bandit."
Below the text is a split photo from a official hearing room showing two men seated at tables with microphones. On the left, a man in a dark suit with a red-and-white striped tie speaks. On the right, special counsel Jack Smith looks forward intently, seated behind a nameplate reading "Mr. Jack Smith."
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 01/10/2026
Hegseth says "No fatties, no tra****s, no beardos, no weirdos." Just warriors. Unconventional thinkers (weirdos) with bellies & beards put the beat down on the racist cruelty of tr-aitor-s. Warriors who pulled this country back together. The antithesis of what is known today as a No Tab Pete.
General Grant leader of Union armies  & winner of wars against treasonous racistsGeneral Sherman - call sign Dracarys - didn't let his beard stop him from ruining some slave owning treasonous bastards days
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 30/09/2026
Schmitt: I am a RepublicanSenator, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by..." Klobuchar: [Facts Smash] Puny Senator
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 30/09/2026
The rumors continue that Hawkeye will be be in the Avengers: Doomsday movie.
Parody of Avengers Doomsday poster which now features Iowa Hawkeyes logo
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 30/09/2026
If these are the same photo, please send your resume to Senator Eric Schmitt's office.
Iowa Hawkeyes logo - unless you're Senator Eric Schmitt, then yes this is clearly the logo of the Atlanta HawksAtlanta Hawks logo
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 29/09/2026
Today, the official letterhead for the State of New Jersey shows the position as Vacant. Don't worry, Garden State. Help is on the way! 🚀🫡
New official state letterhead shows NJ Lt Gov position as vacantSpace man thumbing it to jersey
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 29/09/2026
Don't make us flashy thing you @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 28/09/2026
Let's get this week started. 🎺
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
Because Dolly wasn't from the South, didn't speak frequently about her love for cooking for Carl, and didn't publish multiple cookbooks? Bless your heart.
A grid of four photos, arranged in two rows of two.
The top-left square shows a book cover for "Good Lookin' Cookin'" with a yellow border, featuring a photo of Dolly Parton and Rachel Parton George posing with tiered puddings in a kitchen.
The top-right square shows a magazine cover for "allrecipes" with "Winter 2024" text and "Our best fall flavors, Halloween ideas, and recipes for Thanksgiving". It has a photo of Dolly Parton and Rachel Parton George posing with cocktails.
The bottom-left square shows a photo of Dolly Parton and Rachel Parton George seated at a large, set dining table with a Thanksgiving-style feast in front of a white shelving unit.
The bottom-right square shows a green spiraled cookbook with the text "Dollyhood Country Christmas Recipes" and an image of various Christmas treats on a table.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
9/25 is #DollyDay
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A meme featuring Dolly Parton standing in a brightly lit kitchen wearing a pink-and-white gingham shirt and a floral apron. She is smiling while rolling out dough on a counter with a wooden rolling pin. Text at the top reads: "9/25 IS DOLLY DAY". Text at the bottom reads: "DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE OUT SOME BANANA PUDDING AND SWEET TEA".
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
From the man who brought you bankruptcies in vodka, steaks, "universities", & casinos, behold Trump's State TV in all of its glorious collapse after only 72 hours. A tomato on a counter top lasts longer.
Screenshot of a push notification from Google displaying a news headline. The top left shows the colorful Google "G" logo alongside the sender name "Google" and timestamp "8:03 PM". The notification headline reads, "Trump TV viewership plunges 95 percent," followed by the subtext, "The White House streaming channel lost nearly all its audience within three days of launching".
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 23/09/2026
Danish physicist Lene Hau slowed light to 38 mph in 1999 using ultracold sodium atoms & electromagnetically induced transparency. A second "coupling" laser made the atom cloud transparent; light's energy transferred into the atoms' quantum state, dragging its speed down without breaking relativity.
Danish physicist Lene Hau
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 23/09/2026
Main-belt asteroid (14331) Alyankovic, discovered March 2, 1981, by Schelte John Bus at Siding Spring Observatory, was named for "Weird Al" Yankovic on Sept 7, 2026. Located between Mars and Jupiter, it orbits the sun every 3.8 years.
Weird Al Yankovic appearing on Space Ghost
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/09/2026
"I hear the approaching thunder that, one day, will destroy us too, I feel the suffering of millions. And yet, when I look up at the sky, I somehow feel that everything will change for the better, that this cruelty, too, shall end, that peace and tranquility will return once more." - Anne Frank
Diarist & Holocaust victim, Anne Frank
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 16/09/2026
Space Weapons® have already found their way to Greg Johnstone.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 15/09/2026
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson was holding a press conference with Rep Pramila Jayapal when the term "illegal alien" was used. Mayor Johnson's response rightfully calls out the phrase as a reductive racist term. We need local & state leaders to hold these lines as part of liberty's defense.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 12/09/2026
@pbs.org stepped up to help kids after 9/11. Elmo gave voice to the fears that needed to be addressed by the grownups, who were also hurt & scared. This is what community looks like when we all come together - neighbors helping neighbors.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 11/09/2026
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 11/09/2026
It's been 25 years. The day that changed the course of history for generations & shifted the trajectory of nations. 9/11 remains indelible, a forever scar cut into us by the blunt edge of hate & treated by the bravery of love. We remember who & where we were but we're still becoming who we will be.
NPS photo of the Statue of Liberty & the smoke from WTC on 9/11
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 11/09/2026
There's always a tweet.
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A screenshot of a tweet by Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump), dated October 30, 2012, at 11:48 AM. The text reads: "Don't let Obama buy the election by handing out unlimited free money to states." The X.com logo appears in the top right corner.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 11/09/2026
As of today - anyone born before December 16, 1975, is older than Wilford Brimley was when Cocoon opened in theatres in 1985... brimleyline.date
Wilford Brimley
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 10/09/2026
Is there a mass gathering of Republicans somewhere tonight? The Grindr Index never fails.
Down Detector graph shows Grindr has crashed at the sametime as the GOP gathering
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 08/09/2026
The conservative right is losing their minds that progressive influencers were "thirst trapping" people into becoming paid poll workers. Han & Leia are here to remind any who sees this that the Empire are the bad guys & that you have the power to defeat them. #ElectionWatch2026 #ThirstTrap #AltGov
Han Solo met Princess Leia while rescuing her from the Empire on the Death StarThey developed witty, flirty banterHan & Leia fell in love & gave their all to protect the galaxy from the Empire. All you have to do is sign up to be a poll worker.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 07/09/2026
This is Hank Lankford. He is right about 9/11, national division, and what we can do to make forward progress - nationally and, more importantly, at the community level. If you love America, you have to treat her people like it.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 04/09/2026
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AltSpaceForce is woke & acts woke
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 31/08/2026
Fighting back is rarely an option in many SA situations, something I frequently remind officers, detectives, attorneys, & the occasional jury. Saying "I think you've made your point" doesn't determine the r@pe's end. The perpetrator decides. Law enforcement & courts would do well to remember this.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 29/08/2026
Hey hey To all of our AI overlords - present and yet to come - Happy Skynet Day*! *Year TBD
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A close-up shot of Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator (T-800) from Terminator 2: Judgment Day, wearing a black leather jacket with a serious expression in front of laboratory equipment. Text overlaid on the right side of the image reads:
"The T-1000 becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern Time, August 29th.
In the panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back, launches missiles.
A total of three billion human lives end on August 29."
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 28/08/2026
A face only a leopard would eat.
A news article screenshot featuring a photograph of Milo Yiannopoulos speaking at a microphone, wearing a white jacket, pink button-up shirt, patterned blue tie, tortoiseshell glasses, and styled bleached-blonde hair. Below the photo, photo credit reads "Julio Cortez/Associated Press". Headline reads: "Milo Yiannopoulos, a Right-Wing Provocateur, Is Arrested by ICE". Subheading text reads: "Yiannopoulos, a prominent early supporter of President Trump, was detained at the New Orleans airport. The Trump administration publicized his arrest and shared a mug shot."
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 27/08/2026
Ok, the new maps will show that Lake America drains into Saint Trump River flowing into the Gulf of Saint Trump before reaching the American Ocean, the 2nd largest ocean on Planet America.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
2026 can knock it off with this nonsense. Tim Curry has passed at the age of 80 after a period of declining health and lengthy career of wholly entertaining delighted audiences around the world.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
Happy Jeff Day to all who participate. 😎
August 26th 
National Jeff Day
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 26/08/2026
"Is it easy? No it ain’t Can I fix it? No I cain’t But I sure ain’t gonna take it lyin’ down!" - Dolly Parton
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 21/08/2026
Epidemiological models estimate that the abrupt dismantling of USAID has already resulted in approximately 600,000 to over 760,000 preventable deaths globally, roughly 2/3 of whom are children. >320k Fed employees lost their jobs. For what? Exploding debt from a vanity driven narcissistic POTUS.
Photo from Newsweek of the gilded Oval Office
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/08/2026
Public servants rarely stop working for you just because the mission changes. Today, Col. Fram continues to use her depth of knowledge & vast experiences to shed light on relevant topics. She is on BlueSky as @breefram.bsky.social. Please give her a follow and learn more from this amazing person!
Retired Col Fram & her spouse
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/08/2026
After retiring, Fram became a public policy expert, author, and speaker, continuing advocacy for transgender troops. In January 2026, she launched a Congressional campaign for Virginia's 11th District as a Democrat, running until the state's new maps were invalidated in May.
Candidate Bree Fram
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/08/2026
In 2026, Fram was forced into retirement under Executive Order 14183, "Prioritizing Military Excellence and Readiness," signed by President Trump in 2025, which barred transgender service, ending her 23-year career.
Col. Bree Fram
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/08/2026
After 20 years in the Air Force, including a 2003 Iraq deployment, Fram transferred to the Space Force in 2023. She became the first transgender officer promoted to colonel, the highest-ranking openly transgender officer in the U.S. military, leading Pentagon space acquisition policy.
Col. Bree Fram
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/08/2026
Bree Fram was born in 1979 in St. Paul, Minnesota. She earned a BS in Aerospace Engineering from the University of Minnesota (2001) before joining the Air Force at 23, later adding an MS in Astronautical Engineering (AFIT) and an MA in National Security (Naval War College).
Colonel Bree Fram
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 16/08/2026
He was never worthy of the office.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 16/08/2026
He was never decisive.
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