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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

During WW1 The HMS Carmania encountered something she’d never expected… the HMS Carmania. Really the Cap Trafalgar disguised as her. Here’s the story of the battle between two ocean liners!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

So here’s a current event that happened earlier this morning. Russia vs Poland could invoke NATO’s article 5. This is a wild time that could be history defining. Enjoy some wild and weird history and current events with a cameo from Canada!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

integza on IG is out here creating the most confusing scenes for future detectives. Here’s the wild and weird creation of the Axe🔫. Enjoy this wild and weird recent creation!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Here’s a throwback to Bishnu Shrestha being a hero of an entire train. In 2010, the former Gurkha taught a lot of bad guys the "find out" part of the saying. Here's some wild history and why Gurkhas are the deadliest people on earth.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Anyone else ever done flooring installation or removal? If so you know what these carpet strips are and getting them up without catching nails to the fingers is nearly impossible. Try moving a stack of these without stabbies. Here’s a little video about being thankful for flooring people!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

ROBLOX can just not catch a break and to be fair, nor should they! Enjoy this wild and weird news that somehow means children’s gaming has made it into official court documents.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I can’t be the only person who read this headline wrong, right? Anyway turns out Savion Hiter is debuting in Germany, and no one writing this headline saw how close this was to a really scary alt history!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Florida has a massive scam operation in the state that I cannot seem to get any help with. I’ve got cyber data, witnesses, laws, fake addresses, fake names, the works. Here’s some wild and weird current events and cybersecurity that hasn’t broken yet but could!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Captain Patience, the superhero everyone asks for from other people but would be terrible at his job. He’s just a chill guy waiting to see how it plays out. Maybe we should ask for less patience in our heroes?

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Texas lost a person that ended up in Scotland. They claim to be part of a lost African Kingdom and led by the messiah… so ya know things are going well. Here’s some wild and weird current events and news!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

All of this is purely alleged and hypothetical for… reasons. Here’s how you can turn the tables on scammers with a little cybersecurity fun!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

A weird benefit of having instant access to international news is that you can find the craziest stories from everywhere! Here’s some wild current events from India!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

A massive social security leak appears to have happened and you could be at risk, follow these steps and you can freeze your credit by calling any of the Credit Bureaus. Please stay safe.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Roblox is in quite a bit of well deserved hot water for being the absolute worst! Here’s how Roblox, a massive platform for children, is protecting no one but bad guys. Here’s some wild and weird corporate current events.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

The quote, “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” comes to mind. Thankfully, this was just a very funny April Fool’s joke by a plastic surgeon but man it gives real vibes!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Cracker Barrel got rid of the Cracker and the Barrel. Who thought this was what they needed to be more relevant? Here’s a dumb company current event that lead to wild blowback and drama.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

The full video is up now with all the sordid details of Bayer. It took 14 minutes just to scratch the surface! Enjoy this wild and weird corporate history that just keeps going and going!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

No you don’t want travel, you want to be at cool places! Travel is the worst part of traveling! Here’s my story of how my next two weeks just got flipped upside down.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

@Walmart had to recall some Great Value shrimp because turns out the value came from Radiation! Here’s a wild current event that leaves more questions than answers!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

A company from Texas, called Empty Shell, made the most Texas 🔫 of all time! Enjoy the weird history of the smallest answer to suppressive fire! It’s the handheld version of the GAU-8 Avenger that even General Electric would be proud of!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Air Canada had a massive strike recently and it sounds like their employees dislike them as much as the customers do. Here’s how I missed 3 flights, back to back to back, thanks to Air Canada who wouldn’t cancel it to refund us but said don’t go, it won’t take off 🤷‍♂️

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Nammo made the Scalable Offensive Hand Grenade and it’s as bonkers as it sounds! Enjoy this crazy engineering to add more grenade to your grenades.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Amazon’s Alexa should not be used as therapy replacement, I’m starting to think AI’s don’t like humans. I think she’s trying to same day delete me.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Taser somehow made a non-lethal (I suppose less lethal) taser sniper rifle. The XREP is for long range buzzes while the shockwave is so everyone can try. Enjoy some weird gadgets with a weird history!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Tommy Prince could have an entire series about his exploits but this was for sure the funniest. He went undercover, in the middle of a battle and it paid off big, but that’s just kinda what Canadians do during wars! Here’s some wild and weird WW2 history!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Australia has the Metal Storm, which has both the coolest name ever and a bonkers design. Here’s the anti-everything box, with some wild engineering! It’s the WW3 surprise box!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

The story of Fred Smith’s literal gamble to keep @FedEx afloat is how the shipping giant came to exist today. Here’s the wild and weird history of how a little Blackjack know how changed shipping!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Germany has wildly increased its defense spending and used some of it to fund an army of Spy Cockroaches. WW3 may get crazy if the cybernetic zombified cockroaches get activated. Here’s some wild and weird current events!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Juliane Koepcke has one of the craziest survival stories of all time! Here’s how flight 508 of LANSA, became the ultimate survival story. Enjoy this wild and weird history! Thanks @danontheguitar for the epic riff!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Anybody else feel they give off NPC vibes? Like not a bad existence but a really weird one! Here’s the truth behind feeling like I could at any moment clip through walls due to a glitch.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

During WW2, the United States answered the question that no one asked. Could a pigeon pilot a 💣? Yes, yes they can, but they really really shouldn’t. Here’s some wild and weird history!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Gurkha Dipprasad Pun lived up to the crazy and iconic legacy Gurkhas have attained. Here’s the wild and true story from history, and a friendly reminder to never mess with anyone who’s from Nepal.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Hey IG maybe not the most top tier idea. The safety and cybersecurity aspect of this isn’t great especially with other things to work on. Also, who asked for this?! My theory is it’s a big data way to make more money.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

My sweet boy cat Winston is both a cute new scarf and a ghost hunter! I love cats so much but especially my babies that love hanging out on my shoulders!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Great Britain decided to combine the weirdest things for a weapon of war. You forget how wild the the ideas of the past were. Enjoy this wild history of the Cold War!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I think I watch too many WW2 documentaries, because it may be affecting too much of my life. What hobbies do you have that works its way into your brain constantly? Enjoy a history Pokemon crossover!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

The Bearded Bard got scammed, I’ve looked into it and we’re at least moving in the right direction. Here’s how to find some of this information and stay cyber safe! A little cybersecurity can go along way but it’s not magic so I can’t just pull it back!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

KFC went to China and tried to translate their, “finger lickin good” slogan. It did not become that. Here’s how Kentucky Fried Chicken goofed on their cultural exchange! Enjoy this wild and weird history!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Gatorade really fumbled this marketing campaign. Really nobody thought the slogan “let her cook” for the WNBA could be taken any other way?! How many people worked on this, blindly saying yes? Enjoy these baffling current events.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Lillian Cross saved President Franklin D. Rosevelt from his assassin in 1933, here’s the story!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Astronomer, the company that employed Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot, is now doing a weird and petty thing. Here’s how getting caught at a Coldplay concert keeps spiraling, in these current events!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I faked it til I made it. I’m just the most generic white guy who went to Christian school for a while, but the Youth Pastor Ryan tag comes from a joke I had about it. And now I do weddings if I’m in the area so 🤷‍♂️

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

ZeFrank does great videos but my brain always wants me to do the voice so here I am! Anybody else get stuck in impressions and it ruins your life?

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Technically it’s radiological but here’s how the USA and Panama have teamed up to fight the flesh eating new world screwworm fly. What a weird crossover from warefare to science in this history dive!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Reddit and JeffsNuts ended up solving a crime by having way too much oddly specific knowledge! Enjoy this wild and weird history that proves “useless” knowledge is only useless til it isn’t!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Fortnite decided to do a crossover with the Fantastic Four… the verbage was not well thought out. Here’s how Fantastic Four Skins for video games isn’t the best.

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Sweden’s Göthenborg ship managed to be the best maritime rescuers I’ve ever seen. Enjoy this wild and weird history of when a 3 masted galleon saved a sailboat in 2023!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Look, it’s important to specify which breakdown their looking for while at work. I can provide both types but the emotional breakdown tends to come more naturally!

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

You could say he boldly went where no one had gone before. Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek after surviving WW2 and multiple plane crashes. Enjoy these crazy stories of survival from history! @startrek

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Ryan Kelly @ryankellycomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

CEO Andy Byron and Chief of People Kristin Cabot of Astronomer got caught on a Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert. I hope their spouses get everything. Here’s some wild and weird current news about the fall of some tech executives.

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