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Douglas!

@altmaster.bsky.social
60 followers 103 following 104 posts

Tired old man who's hungry, horny, or both 26 years old (How am I here already stop it) Profile is Art by @VictorEH_Draws on Twitter! (Don’t know his Blusky atm)

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𐕣 Ramiro 𐕣 @melaisen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the b in bau stands for bbl
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 23/09/2026
Maximalist Gooner Bias Ft: @puplowkey.bsky.social
A 3 panel rubber puppy comic. 
Panel 1. the dog looks frustrated and says "I have too many kinks!".
Panel 2. The dog has an idea, a lightbulb appears above his head. He says "What if maximalist gooner!".
Panel 3. The dog grins as he says "If i mix all my kinks together, my dick will be maxihard!".
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Husbands eternal
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🍑Spedumon @spedumon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Masked muscle bottoms! 🥵
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
…WHAT
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Lumi 🐻‍❄️ @lumi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No no this is a threat: His eyes he's gonna drain my balls dry
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Remembering your old Reddit PFP that was a Grandma I think
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Objectification Brainwashing go hard
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He will get his horny comeuppance one day... One can hope
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
On the one hand Horny On the other hand the Coachman needs to be smacked with a very large shovel.
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Thrall-coded Individual @snouttalk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hypno fetish is half actual hypnosis and half jerking off to esoteric concepts
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Will! But Spooky🐀🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @wkdart.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Electric... I can't explain in exact terms but something between the variety in your kinks, your color palettes, and your cartoony-ness is giving Electric Type
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Giving this a signal boost as it's a life-saving resource for DIY HRT, where to source it safely, and has a lot of useful info about dosages and the process.
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 08/06/2026
Maybe I'll do a miniature thread on photo manip artists... I've been thinking recently about the loss of it with AI stuff. I was talking to a photo manipper about artists they'd never heard of before. It made me feel like a lore keeper haha.
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
IK this is meant to be commentary but this reads like a SR Pelo Skit
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
x.com/d22zdrawin/s...
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🍑Spedumon @spedumon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Muscular bottoms with smaller tops!
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Andrew Trihex - Commissions On Queue (for now) @andrewtrihex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@talented-tailer.bsky.social Andy was working as staff in Pleasure Island, but had to abide by the same rules as the contestants... and he thought he could get away with jerking off and drinking booze, so he got donk'd. 🫏 #NSFW #TF #Transformation #TotalDrama #OriginalCharacter #Jockstrap
A muscular Caucasian young man with strawberry blond hair, heterochromia and tattoos being transformed into a man-donkey, with donkey ears, bucked teeth, donkey legs and tail.
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 09/05/2026
remember kids, the cartoon hypnosis porn cannot hurt you.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Passing this along - fucking scammers leveling up, here's a new one to pay attention to.
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That "Pending PayPal Charge" Email Is a Scam — Even Though It Really Came From PayPal
If an email recently landed in your inbox with a subject line like "Pending charge of USD 987.90 for account activation. Questions? Call 855 629-1161" — don't c
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Nanozapz *COMMS OPEN* @nanozapz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m obsessed like I need this man to have a harem of ex-warriors, courageous fighters, thick skinned and battle experienced. All reduced to drooling needy sluts that worship him and his physique, broken by all the repeated love making… Again, very normal about this
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average Sakamoto enjoyer🐉🍙 @monkhazard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The tags on this Tumblr post really sum up how I feel as a writer about the current state of fandom, and my increasing lack of motivation to write & share fics
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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a cartoon character is holding a sword and a fist in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a sword and a fist in his hand .
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Stream Kumitantei Old School Slaughter Phil… Do iiiiit
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ash/lobo!! 🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.art · 09/03/2026
when it works it works
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Atleast 30 at this point… Maybe hitting 40
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
That Cheetah Glory Hole Scene and most things with Wulfrick ass shots are some of the hottest imo
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 19/04/2026
You step out of a hot shower, the mirror is all steamed up. You start writing -INT all around yourself on the fogged up glass, getting dumber and dumber with each stat debuff.
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh that lever is definitely stuck up somewhere warm and damp... Probably gonna have to fetch it out...
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The Alberta Socialist @voxsocialism.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.
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Andrew Trihex - Commissions On Queue (for now) @andrewtrihex.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
bsky.app/profile/andr... After this post from a couple years ago, I present to you Summer's co-workers: 🍀🌸Spring and Autumn!🍁🍂
The seasons of Spring and Autumn depicted in anthropomorphic form.

Spring is a short, effeminate Twink with green pompadour hair, the quiff styled like a pink rose. He wears rolled up light brown pants, shoes, a beige and mostly unbuttoned shirt with floral patterns, copper jewlery and makeup. He holds a flower basket and a parasol shaped like a giant cherry blossom flower.

Autumn is a tall and lanky guy with a punk-ish aesthetic, wearing a long reddish-brown jacket, tall boots, bronze occult-themed jewlery, spiky choker. His hair has dark red to orange gradient and is styled like a maple leaf. He is holding a bronze sickle.
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buffdilfmilkers.bsky.social @buffdilfmilkers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Zanders alone time!
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buffdilfmilkers.bsky.social @buffdilfmilkers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Dylan is ready for some attention!
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buffdilfmilkers.bsky.social @buffdilfmilkers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Henry and enzo going at it
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND! THIS IS A REALLY URGENT MATTER!!!
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Josh @thejoshbaker.blue · 04/04/2026
Gift link so you can make your friends that still give money to Joanne feel bad. defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...
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Project: Eden's Garden @projedensgarden.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
From stariss: hello everyone faza has been removed from the cast of project eden's garden, but he still has a platform through studios Iyuno Indonesia as well as Virtuoso. more detail will be discussed in our video, however please sign the petition to bring awareness! www.change.org/p/get-fauzan...
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Sign the Petition
Get Fauzan Achmad (Faza) Blacklisted from Iyuno.
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Coin for your nest?
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a pixel art illustration of a gold coin with the letter h on it .
ALT: a pixel art illustration of a gold coin with the letter h on it .
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 11/03/2026
lot of people on this site soaking themselves stupid making posts like "stop saying gross shit is ok" when people are very clearly saying "you are allowed to think something is absolutely vile but trusting the government/companies/paypros w the morality barometer is HISTORICALLY really dumb"
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
THE FUCKING GAME SPEECH BUBBLE TOO IM DEAD 💀
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Did… did you kill Hatsune Miku?
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Douglas! @altmaster.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
They seem so sweet… What happened
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 28/02/2026
The reveal trailer of mega malamar was super campy and I loved that, but I have no real interest in the pokemon. Tentacles don’t really interest me fyi. For hypnosis pokemon I’m a simp for drowzee, in the original series episode brainwashing a whole town 👌yass👌 youtu.be/4HxSr_6RiiY?...
Question card: Notice you've been dropping Pokemon things every so often, and since it seems to be a lightly touched on thing in the Wider Pokemon
Community: What are your thoughts on Malamar (Or more specifcally Mega
Malamar)
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 30/09/2025
Important Relationship questions: Which one of you is the maniacal (HUNG) genius and which one of you is the dumb (LOCKED) goon?
A two panel comic showing a slim twink in thigh high socks with a massive cock stood next to a muscular man in a jockstrap flexing his arms. The muscle man has the tattoo 'available for traditional gooning' on his chest.
Panel 1. the twink says "i'm the brains!". The jock says "I'm the muscle".
Panel 2. The twink has pulled the jocks jockstrap down to reveal a chastity cage on him. The twink says "not where it count though". The jock looks sad and responds "no, boss".
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Yozorac1 @yozorac1.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Love is in the air or sth like that! Also, I might have made a P-site where you can check other versions of these two images 👀 Links below!
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🍑Spedumon @spedumon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Big bottom, small top propaganda!
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Cashmere! @cashmereandlime.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I will not apologize.
A draw over of the EPIC GAMER COMIC with Pride and Cashmere in it instead of the usual gamers. Instead of talking about Gay Marriage as they play some undisclosed video game, they're talking about World Hypnosis Day. 
Cashmere : What's your opinion on World Hypnosis Day?
Pride : As far as I'm concerned, all days are "World Hypnosis Day".
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