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Richard

@altlife.uk
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Work in Local Government. Living Differently. All views my own. Cult TV. SciFi. Books. Pop Music. Homes and Gardens. Please don't repost. Thanks.

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Richard @altlife.uk · 3h
Came out of Lidl and the heat hit me. Wow!
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The Vivienne: I'm Drippin'!
ALT: The Vivienne: I'm Drippin'!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 3h
It really is time for VAT reform. Systems are sophisticated enough to treat items individually rather than having VAT applied as groups of products. Toilet rolls for example are not a luxury item. Charge VAT on luxury brands but offer basic ranges free of VAT and put more money in people's pockets.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 5h
I'm glad that people are still prepared to take these roles and make these films in a world where people in power are trying to erase our existence and whitewash our history. Ian's story and those of many others living and dying with AIDS deserve to be told and kept alive. youtu.be/SzopCeFAWF0?...
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ELSINORE - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters November
YouTube video by Focus Features
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Richard @altlife.uk · 10h
The £17 I spent on this mosquito net was money well spent. I can hear the frustrated little fuckers buzzing around outside it desperately trying to get my delicious, pale and interesting flesh. Oh and it's raining!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 11h
I'd been rhuminating on whether to go to a ghost story reading in a very old house on the night of my birthday. It's £20 which I haven't really got, and could be fantastic or dreadful and I'd be stuck there for over two hours. But I wanted to do something.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 11h
Warm innit? 🥵
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Richard @altlife.uk · 20h
There are no mince pies 🙁
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davidfreemanpowell @davidfreemanpowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Richard @altlife.uk · 27/09/2026
Two days work then three days off. Lacking motivation at the moment to get on with things at home. On the flip side I'm itching to paint the green wall in the sitting room to something warmer like a coffee or caramel. Might give me the spark back. Clean sheets tonight.
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นอนหลับสบาย: Figaro จาก Pinocchio
ALT: นอนหลับสบาย: Figaro จาก Pinocchio
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Richard @altlife.uk · 27/09/2026
There are two mince pies
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Richard @altlife.uk · 27/09/2026
Washing brought in. Forecast says no rain but I don't trust that sky.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 27/09/2026
Good morning. Unexpected diy required today. The wooden batten I fixed the blind to has come crashing down. The batten wasn't actually fixed to the wall by whoever bodged it up there - it appears to have been pushed into the wet plaster and held up by wishing. This house 🏡 built by 🤠
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Richard @altlife.uk · 26/09/2026
Got asked earlier whether I had a passport and it was suggested that I get one in case I have to leave the country in a hurry. WTAF?
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Richard @altlife.uk · 26/09/2026
There are four mince pies
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Richard @altlife.uk · 26/09/2026
Aljaz seems to be wearing my granddad's trousers. Criminal! #Strictly
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Richard @altlife.uk · 26/09/2026
It's finally happened 😋
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Richard @altlife.uk · 25/09/2026
Honestly the bottom shelf of my bathroom cabinet is lined with things that have to go in me, up me or on me at least daily to keep me functioning. Don't get old folks. Good morning!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 24/09/2026
Privileged to be allowed to watch Pekka Kuusisto and Aurora rehearsing earlier and experience a fantastic new string composition that receives it's World Premier tonight. Never heard an arrangement like it. Performance was electric. Brought tears to my eyes. Timely to be reminded of the wonderful.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 24/09/2026
It's been a very interesting day. I've had to challenge my prejudices. I didn't expect that to happen. I'm not entirely happy with the outcome. 🤔
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Richard @altlife.uk · 24/09/2026
Tonight's Doctor Who was Praxeus and I'm falling back in love with the show. "I'm a romantic"
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Richard @altlife.uk · 23/09/2026
You've all been highlighting it's already Christmas in the shops and I'm afraid as such you are all responsible for my huge disappointment today that there not a mince pie to be had in Tesco. I'm making a list of ways you can make me feel better..
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Richard @altlife.uk · 23/09/2026
Good morning! Extra work today for a few hours - going in for a town network meeting. Looking forward to an afternoon at home. Have a good one!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 22/09/2026
Watching Fugitive of the Judoon and it's some damn fine storytelling and excellent Doctor Who.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 22/09/2026
Contacted the company and they've paid me £10 for the items I sent - which is what I was short paid. Happy outcome. Fair.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 22/09/2026
Who's glad today is done?! Didn't get up this morning thinking I'd be phoning for an ambulance and then 999 to get a defib release code but here we are! Just one uneventful day would be welcome. Either that or someone needs to hurry up and press the red button. Woohoo! Cherry liqueurs for dinner 🍽️
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Richard @altlife.uk · 22/09/2026
1.58am this morning. Dumped out of my dream and suddenly wide awake. Was some kind of kids drama of baddies trying to get a kid from his flat, in a comedic fashion and him throwing household objects at the bad man to repel him. I wasn't even in it - just watching like a tv show. I'm very hot!!
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You don’t have to be at your best every day to keep moving forward. Keep going. You’re doing better than you think.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 21/09/2026
Woke suddenly at 1.45am for the second night running. Something unsettling me (I was dreaming about the gas certificate for the caravan) but why exactly the same time? No obvious noise or anyone outside Laying here, I can hear a very determined mozzie buzzing around wanting to get at me. No chance!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
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Richard @altlife.uk · 20/09/2026
Shocked it's not even 9pm yet. Spent most of the day in front of the computer doing admin, so quite displaced.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 20/09/2026
Watching The Duchess of Duke Street and wishing for simpler times.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 20/09/2026
Finished watching MasterChef: The Professionals and I really don't know how they chose the winner - the final three were so well matched. Personally I would have placed it differently but mostly because of the winner's narrative - his ability to verbalise should have been discounted. Well done all.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 19/09/2026
Watching the #Strictly launch show and... well it's rather disappointing. Kudos to everyone working so hard on it, but I only know two of the celebs and it all seems a bit desperate. Not feeling the supposed chemistry between the presenters either. Shame.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 19/09/2026
Second letter this week from Frotage. I just take comfort in the fact he's wasting that £72m.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 19/09/2026
Good morning! Slept ok and reasonably comfortable this morning. It's blowing a hoolie outside and the weather feels quite turbulent. Slight anxiety about work today and what I'll walk into after two days off. Have a good day folks! x
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Richard @altlife.uk · 18/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva?
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Buenos Días La Mujer Maravilla con Lynda Carter
ALT: Buenos Días La Mujer Maravilla con Lynda Carter
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Richard @altlife.uk · 18/09/2026
Pain aside, it's been a good week. Back to work tomorrow.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 18/09/2026
Good morning! No sick headache this morning. Having lunch with dad today at my childhood home, so that could all change. I'm starting to take the collapse of capitalism and civic disruption more seriously. This is concerning. My fragrance of choice today is Deep Heat. Be good!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 17/09/2026
I think he'd be surprised that I was still alive. Twenty was when depression really kicked in. I don't remember much else about my twenties. As a 56 year old, I'm not disappointed by me today. Everything I set out to do over the past twenty years I've pretty much achieved.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 17/09/2026
Had ibuprofen, a Berocca and a big bowl of tomato soup. Hoping that will give my body whatever it needs to kill this headache 🤢
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Richard @altlife.uk · 17/09/2026
Well I didn't expect MasterChef: The Professionals tomake me cry before 10am on a rainy Thursday. Plus the headache is back. Good morning!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 16/09/2026
Sick headache finally shifted, but feeling drained. Off to bed. Night all x
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Richard @altlife.uk · 16/09/2026
Got up and drove to Felixstowe. I've really detached myself from that place. Didn't linger. Spent an hour loading the car. Marked Clio's anniversary. Cried a lot. Drove home to Essex. Had a sick headache all afternoon. No real shocks. Sleep and paracetamol helped a bit. Craving liver. Have none.
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Richard @altlife.uk · 16/09/2026
Love you x
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Richard @altlife.uk · 16/09/2026
One year ago we had to say goodbye. It's been both the longest time and passed in a flash. I didn't think I'd bear the pain of the heartbreak caused by losing your love and companionship but I'm still struggling on. Life is poorer for you not being here. I hope you are happy, running wild and free ❤️
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Richard @altlife.uk · 15/09/2026
Air fryer meat-free sausages, chips, mushy peas and french stick for tea tonight washed down with a big old mug of strong tea. Happy boy. Thank god my neck or whatever has clicked back into place. Couldn't have managed another night like last night. Should be off to the caravan tomorrow. Night x
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Richard @altlife.uk · 15/09/2026
Jumping on the bandwagon. Not impressed. Would have preferred beige to this!
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Richard @altlife.uk · 15/09/2026
Watching and very much enjoying MasterChef: The Professionals. It feels a very elevated/ sophisticated way to start the day. Autumn sun finding it's way through the window. Delicious colourful food images on the telly. Think I'm developing a kink for chef whites too. 😋
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Richard @altlife.uk · 15/09/2026
What is an oomf??
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Richard @altlife.uk · 15/09/2026
Lads! Lads! The cream is working!! 🥲
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