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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

EXCLUSIVE SCOOP ASKJEEVES HAVE REPLACED RHE BUTLERS WITH ORANGUTANGS 😾😾😾👎

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

SOMEONE INLY GONE AN FAXED ME AN ENGLAND FLAG HAVENT THEY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

ALWAYS QUITE TOUCHING THAT THAT AFTER THE WORLD WAR AN ALL THOSE POPPIES GREW UP AFTERWARDS THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME AN REVISIT THOSE BATTLE FIELDS TO GET HIGH OFF SMOKING THRM POPPIES . ITS A SHAME WE LOST THAT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

CAN SEE WHY YOURE ALL OVER HERE NOW . EGON CENSORED GROG SO THEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOI WHAY AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HIMAN FISH WOULD LOOK LIKE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

REALLY CONNECTED WITU ORANGTUNATWITTER ON THE OTHER PLACE TONIGHT . LIFE IS FULL OFMSURPRISES

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

ANYONE ELSE ON HERE GET TO SLEEP BY LAYING WITJ THEIR EYES OPEN UNTIL THEY SHUT?

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

SACRIFICE ONE FAX MACHINE FOR A LEGENDARY SPECIAL GUEST FOR #FAXCHAT ? WHY NOT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

FINDING OUT THAT KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE THAT IS GOING TO PUT THR #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR BACK ON THE MAP .

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET OFF THE SOFA FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE CAPT TOM BAGGED LADY DI IN ANOTHER TIMRLINE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

YOU FIND YOUR EXMISSUS OR UUR ORANGUTAN

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

TOP TIP. OLIVE OIL ON SCART LEADS DOWS MOT HELP

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

BETTER ADVICE THAN WHAT IVE HAD SO FAR THAN ON THE OTHER PLACE !! 😸😸😸

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

ANY TIPS FOR SCARTS THAT ARE SHOWING TOO MUCH STATIC. AN ONLY DISPLAYING BRAINS IN JARS ON YOUR TIMELINE RIG? ??

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I WANTED TO BE FIRST 😾😾😾

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

NOW FIRES I CANT SAY MUCH ABIUT OTHER THAN KARMA FINDS A WAY! ANYWAY GOT THE #GOODVIBES GOINF ABOUT MY BRAND SPONSORED TOILET BOOK AUTOBIOGRAPHY THIS YEAR . LUCK HAS TO CHANGE SOMETIME 🤷‍♂️

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

PAT MATE THERE CAN BE NO ROMANTICISING WITH JEFFVES . IVE GOR MOST OF MY PRECOMA MEMORIES BACK NOW AN THEY DID ME PROPER DIRTY WITH THAT ADVENT CALENDAR BRAND SPONSORED COLAB 😾😾😾😿

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

GOT STUCK IN A LIFT ONCE AT C&A WITH IAN LIVINGSTONE. GOT CHATTING AN HE TOLD ME HE WROTE “TOYBOOKS”’ . I SAID HE SOHOULD DO ONE WHERE YOU RESSURRECT 5 AMERICAN PRESIDENTS FOR A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE . HE SAID IT NEEDED A TWIST. IAN IF YOURE READING THE TWIST IS YOUR CHARACTER IS MAGGIE THATCHER!

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

DIONNE WARWICK IM HOLDING THE ACCOUNT “FAXBITCH”’ READY AN WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE LUV #ONELASTCHANCE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

THEY SAY LAUGHYER IS THE BEST FORM OF MEDICINE AN THAT COULD EASILY CLEAR YOU SIX MILLION OFF THE WAITING LISTS.

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

WHY DIDNT THEY GET TWO MILLION TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE IT NHS POLICY FOR THE DOCOTOR TO CALL YOU “YOUNG MAN”’ EVEN WHEN YOURE OLDER THAN THE DOCTOR. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE OLD ENOUGJ TO BE THEIR FATHER 😿😿😿😿

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

NOTHING MORE HUMILIATING IN LIFE THAN ROLLING THE HIGHEST TO GO FIRST IN MONOPLOY ONLY TO GET A FOUR AN LAND ON THIS ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF YOUR HONEYMOON . ALWAYS FELT THE EXMISSUS SAW ME AS A LOSER AFTER THAT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I CAN RUN FAXTWITTER FEOM A WELCOME BREAK SEX DUNGEON. I CAN RUN IT FROM A COMA. I CAN RUN IT FROM ANOTHER TOMELINE OR FROM A FLIED TENDING CROPS . I AM FAXTIWTTER AN EGON WILL NEVER TAKE THAT FEOM ME

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL DIGGING OUT YOUR FAX MACHINES FOR SELFIES AN SHARING YOUR FAX NUMBERS WHEN THIS SITE GOES BELLY UP NEXT

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

CHECKED IN ON MY FAX MACHINE LEFT AT A NEABY MORRISONS WHCIH GOT CONFISCATED AS A “SUSPECT DEVICE”’ SO I WERE HEAVILY DELAYED GETTING BACK TO THE AUCTION AN THE LOT WERE WON BY A PAR TIME FIRE MARSHALL . ABSOLUTRLY GUYTED

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

WHATEVER YOURE YEADING ABOUT ME IN TWITTER I AM NOT BEING TREATED WELL AND I AM STILL HINGRY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

DONT THINK HELL BE AT REST TILL HE FINALLY PUBLISHES THAT WINE GUIDE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

TOOK THEM OVER A YEAR AN HALF BUT THE BOFFINS AT BSKYB HAVE FINALLY LEARNT “HASTAG”’ TECHNOLOGY. WELCOME TO THE 1990S LADS 👏👏👏👏😹 . KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR #FAXTWITTER SPONSORED BY BSKYB THE NEW OFFICIAL HOME OF THE #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

OHH HES DYING MORE OFTEN THESE DAYS ? HOPE HES WELL

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

IS JEFF “PPLS2NDREFERENDA”’ ON THERE ? ?😿

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I WANT MY EXMISSUS BACK FROM THE GRAVE . THEN I WANT US TO REMARRY AGAIN. FORUTH TIME LUCKY . BSKYB DONYOUR THING 🤞😿🤞 #DREAMS

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

HALF A DOZEN WINGY MINKEYS SHOULD DO THE TRICK PAT 🙏

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

BOLD CHOICE FOR NEXT ARCH HISHOP FOR CANTERBURY

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

PLS DONT . CAN BOOST RECEPTION FOR YOUR FAX

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

WELCOME NEW FOLLOWETS . THE ETIQUETTE IS WE CALL THIS PLACE BSKYB

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

IM BEING TRAPPED AGAINST MY WILL BY SCARECROWS BUT THEY LET ME USE BSKYB COZ THEY KNOW NO ONE WILL READ MY MESSAGES 😿😿😿

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

LOOKING FOR PROFESSIONAL HELP TO DEVELOP A PC CD ROM GAME CALLED “GARY MABBUTT SIMULATOR”’ . WHERE YOU HAVE TO SUCCESSFUL OPEN PULL AN PUSH DOORS TO WOOLWORTHS WITHOUT GOVING YOURSELF A CONCUSSION . THE DOORS GET FASTER AS YOU GO . NUMBER OF LIVES FOR GARY MABBUT IS NEGOTIABLE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

OFF TO FLEET LATER TO BID FOR 2000 SEIZED GINO GONELLA SPPOONS AT THEIR LOCAL POLICE AUCTION . WISH ME LUCK 🍀 Z

PILICE AUCTION LOT 49 - 2000 GINO GINELLA COLOUR CHANGING APOONS

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

IS PETERSHEW TARZIPAN ON HERE YET?

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

BEEN PRONIUCNING “FRIDAY”’ AS “FRIED EGG”’ FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AN HONESTLY CANT SEE THAT CHANGING FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE #MENSMENTHALHEALTH

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

LUCKILY I TESTED THIS ON AN EMPTY BLADDER TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

STILL BANNED FROM ANY WELCOME BREAK FORECOURT . WHETHER IM IN CAR OR ONFOOT. THIS ALSO INCLUDES NO ACCESS TO THE LOOS .

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TONY BELL @altgazza.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

ONLY GONE AN BROKEN THE HUNDRED BLOOBS MARK. ? #BLESSED. WISHING YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MY TOILET #ONOCKOFFBAILEYS

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