AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 02/10/2026Most of théir sales are focused on FB and they are doing just fine marking money 000
Reposted by AltFDAAlt US Forest Service @altusfs.altgov.info · 02/10/2026The State Dept. shouldn’t be using Smokey Bear. Same for “Alt NPS.” Smokey is reserved exclusively for “public information concerning the prevention of forest fires.” Of course the Forest Service isn’t suing the State Department, but you can report them anyway: www.fs.usda.gov/working-with... 13916
Reposted by AltFDAAlt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 01/10/2026🧵 1/ The Ebola outbreak in the DRC, with >8,000 confirmed cases and nearly 4,000 deaths, remains uncontrolled. There are treatment units but not enough health care workers to staff them. Those who are there face risk of infection, exhaustion, and trauma, some while not even being paid.medpagetoday.comCongo Is Running Short of Health Workers as Ebola Remains Out of Control, WHO SaysOne treatment center requires about 300 health professionals, said WHO representative 7190109
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 02/10/2026Good morning ppl! It’s Federal Fuckery Friday! Vaccinate your children and shun those that don’t.static.klipy.comCharlie The Unicorn: Shun The Non-BelieverAlt: Charlie The Unicorn: Shun The Non-Believer 3649
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 02/10/2026They repost only stories with lots of traction to get clicks to sell tshirts and make money off ppl with viewpoints like yours. They have done actually nothing to better the Goverment. They do not have their livleyhood on the line to bring you info. 110
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 02/10/2026Bro! I care that they are a grifting ass cunt. None of their “charity” has gone to charity. And that’s why I’m calling théir bitch ass out. 101
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Théir business of grifting and not doing shit to help any of us? What reliable info has nps given you that hasn’t been in a news paper and become a hot story? 100
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Hugs, that sucks. It should not be like that for public service. 010
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Kinda feel like I do. Have you not followed this account for any length of time? 000
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026I forgot to drop the link. federalnewsnetwork.com/open-season/...federalnewsnetwork.com Federal health insurance enrollees will pay 10.9% more, on average, toward premiums in 2027 - Federal News NetworkThe Office of Personnel Management published information about plan options and premium rates for 2027, ahead of the upcoming Open Season this fall. 076
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Thanks for retelling us the news Granpa. How about you post something from the inside you grifting cunt, just looking for clicks. 3115
Reposted by AltFDAAltStateGov @altstategov.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Today, the share of administrative costs to operate the SNAP program has shifted from 50/50 to 75% State and 25% Fed. Some states have seen their responsibility of administrative costs jump to over $100 million. The article below also touches on SNAP enrollment impacts other programs. More belowmichiganadvance.comMichigan school districts, food pantries feel SNAP cut ripple effect ahead of cost shift to states • Michigan AdvanceAcross Michigan, school districts, food pantries, legal aid groups and nonprofits are preparing for another change in the distribution of SNAP benefits. 43827
Reposted by AltFDAAltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Hegseth says "No fatties, no tra****s, no beardos, no weirdos." Just warriors. Unconventional thinkers (weirdos) with bellies & beards put the beat down on the racist cruelty of tr-aitor-s. Warriors who pulled this country back together. The antithesis of what is known today as a No Tab Pete. 108017
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Check out @altwatcher.bsky.social account, it will walk you all through it. 010
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026You’re supporting a grifter that is not part of the resistance. They are a scam and your money only goes to them. But you do you 010
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Welp, the new fiscal year is going to go well… OPM just dropped some fucking brutal ass numbers. Across the @hhsofficial.bsky.social there will be 0% of a pay increase and insurance will cost ~10.9% more! So basically a cut in pay.static.klipy.comComedian Says 'Take It And Go'Alt: Comedian Says 'Take It And Go' 52612
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026To my fellow feds! If you have to make changes to your insurance this year, the OPM website is not fully up yet but this info will help you log in and not rage toss your stupid, ass fucking, laptop this year. www.opm.gov/healthcare-i...opm.govPublic Use FilesWelcome to opm.gov 075
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026They are fucking grifters and write what we have started to call ice porn about ice and théir actions. It’s all made up shit to sell swag. 110
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026They are not part of us, they are fucking grifters, using an abandoned name to make money. 120
Reposted by AltFDAAlt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Fifth measles-associated death in PA The U.S. is experiencing the worst year for measles since 1991. Diseases don’t care about politics: which party you belong to, how you voted, or what you believe. This did not have to be our trajectory. We can prevent this.theguardian.comPennsylvania reports fifth measles-related death of the year amid outbreakMeasles outbreak in the state has now reached 39 counties, with 943 confirmed cases and 176 hospitalizations 620680
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Good morning ppl! Just a reminder that October started the enactments of the Big Shitty Bill. Today, SNAP benefits are cut across the nation. Next is the reduction in Medicare/ Medicaid benefits. I guess the October surprise is poverty…static.klipy.comEric Cartman: From This Moment On, I Am PoorAlt: Eric Cartman: From This Moment On, I Am Poor 04223
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 01/10/2026Oooooh you gonna write some ice porn about how you helped? You grifting fucker 350
Reposted by AltFDABrandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...huffpost.comMAHA Summit Kicks Off With Panels Featuring Mike Tyson, Accused Rapist Russell Brand 136230
Reposted by AltFDABen Chrisinger @bchrisinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Misinformation, disinformation, hidden motives… Who could blame consumers for being confused? 🥗 🛟theguardian.comA ‘freaked out’ US food industry is hitting back at Maha – with social media influencersCross-partisan support in Washington on issues like pesticides and food additives pose a threat to the industry’s bottom line 1125
Reposted by AltFDAAltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This seems like a good time to mention that Smokey Bear is the mascot of the US Forest Service, not the National Parks. 314516
Reposted by AltFDAProfessor Amanda Sturgill @drsturg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did you know that Baptists have a news outlet? (I study media and religion, so I do). Anyway, it published a piece about Cornell, and it will probably surprise you. baptistnews.com/article/dear...baptistnews.comDear men, it is time to wake the hell upAll this is horrible, but there’s one fact about this case that ought to keep you awake at night worried about the future of the world: 34441211
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 30/09/2026Good morning ppl! Shot- The FDA is struggling to keep up on recalls. Chaser- The new Canada sanctions that started yesterday are raising the cost of Toilet Paper.static.klipy.comEffie Trinket: May The Odds Be Ever In Your FavorAlt: Effie Trinket: May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor 1369
Reposted by AltFDAAltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 30/09/2026So Trump accounts just went from a stupid thing that SSA was unfortunately roped into being involved with to something that is problematic on a few levels. Auto enrolling kids into an account managed by a private investment company is just putting all our kids info up for sale without consent. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬archive.is 913450
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 29/09/2026Oh, that’s your response, you grifting fucker? You’re also making it seem like the Gov is directly attacking you for clicks/ sales. Go make a t-shirt bitch and fade away! 0152
Reposted by AltFDAAlt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 29/09/2026𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲-𝟮𝟳 𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗗-𝟭𝟵 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲? Yes. On 5/28/26 the FDA recommended a new formulation targeting the JN.1-lineage XFG variant 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲? Available now at walgreens. 1-2 mo for other locations. 1211333
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 29/09/2026Alright ppl! I have a fun Spam in the Gears for you! I want your best shit posted here about how cellphones make you’re balls bigger how micro waves shrank your balls, how aliens are only by power lines. How AM radio makes you shit more! www.hhs.gov/press-room/h... 1155
Reposted by AltFDALynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 29/09/2026A letter from us. We want the best for USWDS, and we're ready to help. fedscoop.com/websites-jeo...fedscoop.comWebsites ‘in jeopardy’ amid U.S. Web Design System takeover, coalition tells GSAThe letter comes after administration officials changed leadership for the system, implemented new AI tooling, and shut out members of an open-source community. 27238
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 29/09/2026I have a feeling that if you have the file names, you can get them back from the AI scrape one drive does. 120
Reposted by AltFDAMirth @mirthdal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hi @linkedin.com I'm trying to post a job for a volunteer organization. It keeps showing my personal address, lists the job as "on-site" and "full-time". There appears to be no way to change this to "part-time" and "remote" or even get the job to appear in the right country. What do I do? 232
Reposted by AltFDAAlt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 28/09/2026September is Latinx & Hispanic Heritage month! Allow us to introduce you to Dr. Antonia Novello. Dr. Novello was the first woman, and the first person of Hispanic origin, to ever serve as Surgeon General. 18718
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 29/09/2026Good morning ppl! While the talk of shit lettuce has stopped for now, what hasn’t changed is our response time to the next food born illness. Remember it took us a month to get to the farm last time. One of the reasons was this. www.federalhiringdata.com/articles/fsi...federalhiringdata.comUSDA Food Inspection Staff Fell 70% While a Larger Inspector Series Held SteadyOPM data show FSIS Food Inspection staff fell 70% from July 2024 to July 2026, while Consumer Safety Inspection was flat. Explore three charts and the underlying data. 16228
Reposted by AltFDAAlt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 28/09/2026Raw milk 🧀 recall - Sierra Nevada Cheese Co. Graziers cheese has been linked to 13 E. coli cases in 9 states so far. While raw milk cheese is legal for sale if aged for 60+ days to reduce pathogen survival, the risk of illness is not zero, especially among immunocompromised people. 510341
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 28/09/2026Whatever goat fucker, you just want ppl to buy more of your shitty ass T-shirts before the grift ends. 2132
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 28/09/2026So when MAHA tells you that they are making great strides in hiring, ask them why they are not hiring at Biden’s level considering the agencies make the Goverment money, not cost it. 0141
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 28/09/2026…these areas. There was then a need for more personnel to meet growing demands and replace an accelerating retirement rate. Neither of these needs have gone away, they have only been made worse. The Biden years were keeping pace/slowly growing the agency but still not meeting the requirements. 190
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 28/09/2026…”new hires” were ppl transferred to the agency’s so they didn’t collapse. To fluff the numbers, they counted these transfers as new hires. The Gov before DOGE counted them as transfers and reflected that in théir hiring data. 3: The Biden years 2023-2024 are what Hiring should be for these… 120
![Alt National Park Service: Our response to the State Department using Smokey last night.
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