iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I read something insanely triggering and I hate that I'm like this because now there's an ice pick in my chest.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 22/04/2026

Real question: has anyone used one of these to trim their dog's nails? It seems like both a good idea and a disasterous one. But I'm trying not to sedate my dog into full zombie mode.

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"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

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AOC brought the energy of every public health expert over the last five years.

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Refer to vaccinations as "business continuity plans" in order to give it a capitalist spin.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Trump is extending a ceasefire even though Iran says they aren't actually talking to him and the strait of hormuz is, as usual, both opened and closed depending on whether you're asking during an even numbered hour. I think. It all sounds plausible.

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The bread has risen. The bread is a day late with that weed leaf.

A bowl with yeast that has risen and the bubbles have made the shape of a marijuana leaf.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I don't know how any of this works, is that allowed?

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Woke up to seven blue jays staring at me.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

My transformation into a bird camera person is complete.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Remind me why I signed up to be a chaperone on a middle school zoo field trip? And volunteered for a group of 6th grade boys?

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

He has a boner behind the podium. I know it. Deep down, you know it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

For a second, I thought it was cute how much the doc loved the patient's capillary refill.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I saw I had 30+ notifications this morning and was like, new frens?! But then Bluesky was like, nah, just glitchy.

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Jack Quaid kind of looks like a perpetually confused giraffe but I'm not mad about it.

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Don't throw your coworkers under the bus. It's a shitty thing. I feel like that goes without saying but somehow people keep trying to test it out.

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I mean sure, if you cut literally every safety regulation I can build a fantastic one in my backyard this afternoon.

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The case is that Repubs are probably going to run Dan Cox again, an awful candidate who remains a staunch Trump mouthpiece in a solid blue state. Ten years ago, Democrats voted for Larry Hogan because he was moderate (by GOP standards at the time). Cox will flip absolutely zero voters. Again.

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Semi-earnest question: Isn't a Catholic who disagrees with the Pope's doctrine just... Protestant?

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Trump's policy to control avian influenza was for RFK Jr. to cancel a nearly six hundred million dollar contract with Moderna to develop an H5N1 vaccine because it was mRNA-based. His avian flu "policies" are just price control measures, not disease control measures.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Even the meal delivery services mock the US.

A screenshot of a Facebook post from the meal delivery service HelloFresh. It reads:

OFFICIAL STATEMENT
We considered dropping off a HelloFresh box at a very famous house (painted white)...but we didn't want to overwhelm anyone with 'step 1: preheat oven.'

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I've known a lot of doctors who think they're Jesus but none of them heal the sick among fighter jets and eagles and fireworks.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

WISQARS WONDER NCHS NEISS NVDRS NIBRS Omg just make one fucking database for love of Jesus™

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You never know when an angry Pope is going to train Bigfoot to be their assassin, just saying.

A still from the animated television show "Rick and Morty" in an episode where Rick fights an evil Pope. In this still, the Pope is levitating and making a threatening face.

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I did not think it was possible to dislike her more than I already did but boy was I wrong.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Happy Monday! Good morning to everyone except MAGA.

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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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Also systemic racism and pathetic as hell gun laws but mostly because POPE LEO IS WEAK ON NUCLEAR.

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aak @altfax.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Oh thank god, my homework writes its own conclusion now. The gun homicide rate in Tennessee is 50% higher than the overall US rate because POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME.

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Behold, my firstborn loaf:

A round loaf of crusty bread sitting on a cooling rack on a black and white countertop

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Maybe from now on, we just default assume that all political figures have been, are currently, or will be some kind of sex predator?

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My son has taken karate for six years, my daughter for two. One of the first things they learned is how to deflect a punch in a way that throws the assailant off balance and then pushing them to the ground. It's an easy, effective way to buy yourself time to either prepare for more or run away.

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I suppose in full transparency, I did not see him at Flamers. But now I'm suspicious it was his fault the hospital stopped selling Coke Zero and took the Mike & Ikes out of the vending machines. Yes that was 7 years ago. Yes I'm still mad. DAMN YOU MAKARY.

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Lies! I saw him downstairs at Flamers in the hospital caf every single day getting cheese fries.

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Apropos of nothing, I was never friends with Red Skull and we only met a few times but that's because the socialite scene on Vormir is quite small.

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Let me get out there with some kissy sounds and a bucket of RoFo and I'll get him right back to you.

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Nobody: Melania: Stop saying I run with pedo sex offenders! Everybody: What?

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Yes, he's got a cherry eye. No, the vet does not recommend doing anything about it. No, it does not bother him. Yes, it grosses me out.

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The face of a dog whose birthday wasn't announced on the internet. Happy birthday, you weird little beast.

A black and white Boston Terrier looking at the photographer with suspicion and annoyance.

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