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@alteredskies.bsky.social
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18+ account And yeah, this is an alt, so there’s going to be stuff you don’t get to see, but that’s not the stuff you’re here for anyway. All content is me, so far, and photographed by me sooo . . . yeah it’s probably a lil bit a lot not professional.

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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s important to be a hands on teacher when instructing a new driver. #roadboner #throughthefly #justthetip #cock
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🫶👈 👍
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So I revisited that whole being more naked than regular naked by putting on shoes. Still holds up. Don’t know if the guy across the way could tell that I was more naked when I put on the shoes. It was for science. #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Y’all got me doing dirty stuff on #sundaycumday. Can’t be challenged to a double cream latte and not deliver. Anyway heard you fools like hazel nutt.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aaaagghhh Big stretch. Something about being the view you want to see in a window Something Something Darkside #sundayfunday #throughthewindow Ugh, #nudity
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Does this job opportunity come with dental?
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Say when.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I made coffee. I’m so domestic. #softcocksaturday #scs #softie #softcock
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m not sure who said it, but if you’re naked and you want to be more naked, put on shoes. Research has shown that this is, in fact, true. #nude #naked #softie #softcock
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#thirstythursday indeed. I guess it helps if I use the right labels.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just my leaky #cocktober submissions. Are we supposed to do this EVERY day? I’m not complaining, I just want clarification.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m thinking #cocktober is my new favorite month. Ding - balls Ding - dick Ding - dick Ding - hole Ding - hole and pole Ding - dick Ding - hole Ding - dick Ding - dick Ding Ding Ding If I die before Halloween it was from dehydration.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a little distracted this morning with all the posts popping up. How can I make it up to you? Do you want to see a magic trick? #humpday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn’t make it too far on #humpday. Is that going to stain? That’s going to stain. C’est le bootyhole italia for ya That’s France for tight Italian hole
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uno momento I just made a mess.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess we celebrate 100 interested people with my hole for #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun story, did something new Had my PSL ( #penisslip In Levi’s) thought it was good fun on my way into town Realized there are no rules & unzipped while waiting. Pics aren’t great. Didn’t really have a plan and kinda got interrupted, but boy howdy am I still hard. #dickslip #public #throughthefly
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just some warm, soft earth tones for fall #sundayfunday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also I guess I’m supposed to do something with my balls for #testicletuesday since I don’t do the #toweltuesday thing. But it’s like a midweek extravaganza of #poleandhole and #balls Is #solesandholes a thing? Am I making stuff up now? Actually, I think I’ve been making it up the whole time.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tuesday’s are for #dick massages. Slow and steady wins the race. So does fast and loose. Or tight. You really can’t fuck up #masturbation.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a case of the Mondays, am I right? #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m curious what a not so subtle sign might be . . .
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scrolling through the #sundaycumday posts. I seem to be leaking again.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s the end of #softiesaturday. What are you still doing up? Where are your pants? Why is yours not soft? #soft #softie #dickslip #precum
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oops. I ended up putting on pants. And then got distracted. #sundaycumday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s a 70’s vibe this morning a late #softiesaturday unless #softiesunday is a thing The dirty mirror betrays this as period 70’s production Fun fact about to this production, windex wasn’t a thing until it was invented. Bonus fact, I don’t have any & putting on pants to get some seems very unlikely
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No. Take them off.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A little . . . distracted this morning? Or very focused? #thickcockthursday #tct
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know that’s a trick. Someone’s trying to get me to pick that up so they can put jelly beans in my booty hole. And on this, the only #humpday of the week.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just another manic #humpday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oops. I forgot there are Tuesday rules. #testicletuesday #cockandballs #gymcock
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you can’t help but turn a dirty shower into a fashion show. No animals were harmed in the making of this fully synthetic garment. #gayshower #gymshower #ass #cockandballs
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s hump - Wait for it Day! #humpday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Obligatory lonely #shower post to #testicletuesday. Obligatory JJ Abrams lens flare is free of charge.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
oh boy, didn’t realize I still had some stuff on my phone until my phone asked if I wanted to relive some memories. #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#showersoftie or #softiesaturday?
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So is #teasethursday a thing? Chili pepper emoji instant grams. It’s like a riddle to figure out what’s going on.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bad news, it’s not #humpday and sometimes I’m forgetful. Good news, it’s humpday eve. So . . . check out my hump . . . that doesn’t sound right.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just some balls. Insert a some vaguely slutty witticism about the heat. #testicletuesday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wiggle jiggle FYI work is not fun. We should all stop doing it. #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Looks like it might have been today and maybe it was . . . But it wasn’t because I’ve been too busy to tug on my nuts or my knob for #sundaycumday and I couldn’t be more upset. Just something from a time when I had time and was getting worked up. Send help. Maybe some firemen or something.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s another softie Saturday on the run. #scs #softcocksaturday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Am I back to playing with the comic filter? Yes. Am I posting again again because I never received a memo about not being able to post pics and vids together? Yes. Let’s call it a #thickcockthursday 1.5 post or something.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s #fcf and I already posted but I have a minute and thought I’d share some of the other events from this week. #fatcockfriday pt. 2
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Before I forget for #fcf I think the heat is trying to drag my balls back to hell.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gotta bit excited. Gym rats this morning had zero shame. What’s today? #tct whatever that is.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sometime it go boing floppity bounce bounce #scs #softiesaturday #softcocksaturday
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