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@alteredskies.bsky.social
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18+ account And yeah, this is an alt, so there’s going to be stuff you don’t get to see, but that’s not the stuff you’re here for anyway. All content is me, so far, and photographed by me sooo . . . yeah it’s probably a lil bit a lot not professional.

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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a little distracted this morning with all the posts popping up. How can I make it up to you? Do you want to see a magic trick? #humpday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn’t make it too far on #humpday. Is that going to stain? That’s going to stain. C’est le bootyhole italia for ya That’s France for tight Italian hole
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess we celebrate 100 interested people with my hole for #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun story, did something new Had my PSL ( #penisslip In Levi’s) thought it was good fun on my way into town Realized there are no rules & unzipped while waiting. Pics aren’t great. Didn’t really have a plan and kinda got interrupted, but boy howdy am I still hard. #dickslip #public #throughthefly
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just some warm, soft earth tones for fall #sundayfunday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also I guess I’m supposed to do something with my balls for #testicletuesday since I don’t do the #toweltuesday thing. But it’s like a midweek extravaganza of #poleandhole and #balls Is #solesandholes a thing? Am I making stuff up now? Actually, I think I’ve been making it up the whole time.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tuesday’s are for #dick massages. Slow and steady wins the race. So does fast and loose. Or tight. You really can’t fuck up #masturbation.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a case of the Mondays, am I right? #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scrolling through the #sundaycumday posts. I seem to be leaking again.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s the end of #softiesaturday. What are you still doing up? Where are your pants? Why is yours not soft? #soft #softie #dickslip #precum
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oops. I ended up putting on pants. And then got distracted. #sundaycumday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s a 70’s vibe this morning a late #softiesaturday unless #softiesunday is a thing The dirty mirror betrays this as period 70’s production Fun fact about to this production, windex wasn’t a thing until it was invented. Bonus fact, I don’t have any & putting on pants to get some seems very unlikely
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A little . . . distracted this morning? Or very focused? #thickcockthursday #tct
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know that’s a trick. Someone’s trying to get me to pick that up so they can put jelly beans in my booty hole. And on this, the only #humpday of the week.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just another manic #humpday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oops. I forgot there are Tuesday rules. #testicletuesday #cockandballs #gymcock
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you can’t help but turn a dirty shower into a fashion show. No animals were harmed in the making of this fully synthetic garment. #gayshower #gymshower #ass #cockandballs
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s hump - Wait for it Day! #humpday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Obligatory lonely #shower post to #testicletuesday. Obligatory JJ Abrams lens flare is free of charge.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
oh boy, didn’t realize I still had some stuff on my phone until my phone asked if I wanted to relive some memories. #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#showersoftie or #softiesaturday?
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So is #teasethursday a thing? Chili pepper emoji instant grams. It’s like a riddle to figure out what’s going on.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bad news, it’s not #humpday and sometimes I’m forgetful. Good news, it’s humpday eve. So . . . check out my hump . . . that doesn’t sound right.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just some balls. Insert a some vaguely slutty witticism about the heat. #testicletuesday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wiggle jiggle FYI work is not fun. We should all stop doing it. #mcm #monochromemonday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Looks like it might have been today and maybe it was . . . But it wasn’t because I’ve been too busy to tug on my nuts or my knob for #sundaycumday and I couldn’t be more upset. Just something from a time when I had time and was getting worked up. Send help. Maybe some firemen or something.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s another softie Saturday on the run. #scs #softcocksaturday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Am I back to playing with the comic filter? Yes. Am I posting again again because I never received a memo about not being able to post pics and vids together? Yes. Let’s call it a #thickcockthursday 1.5 post or something.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s #fcf and I already posted but I have a minute and thought I’d share some of the other events from this week. #fatcockfriday pt. 2
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Before I forget for #fcf I think the heat is trying to drag my balls back to hell.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gotta bit excited. Gym rats this morning had zero shame. What’s today? #tct whatever that is.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sometime it go boing floppity bounce bounce #scs #softiesaturday #softcocksaturday
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Et voila And then I’m supposed to add all the hashpounds so people can find it. #solo #cumshot #menincomfortableshorts #throughthefly
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It occurs to me that maybe I should have included one of the regular photos without the filter? Or the video. I should probably have just done that.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Literally can not stop playing with this filter . . . and other things obviously. I keep forgetting to get around to posting the video. I’ll try to keep from using the filter. No promises. #thirstythursday?
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Part 2 because I’m easily distracted. Kinda made my own #gymshower comic strip. Don’t think about it too hard.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know why but giving all my previous #fcf #humpday #softiesaturday #sundaycumday #testicletuesday and #mcm posts the ol’ comic book filter brings me joy so I won’t be throwing them out.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Am I allowed to mix #mcm posts with #testicletuesday posts or does that cause a paradox?
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looked left, looked right. Never stood a chance. Didn’t even make it out of bed on #sundaycumday and he’s already drooling.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
As they say in the biz, it’s a triple threat or whatever. #scs #softie
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ever been so busy you couldn’t stop to take one dick pic to participate in #fcf. It happens more often than you think these days. Hi, I’m a faceless alt account, welcome to my TED talk.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Anyone else ever drop the soap in the #gymshower on leg day and have to wait for someone to come help you . . . up? JK I found the will to stand up cause that shower was cold af this morning.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Ass Society, The Tale of the Late Night #humpday Poster. Black and White means it’s classy.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exhibit . . . 82? of my prowess as a cameraman. I think I’m done. I hope I’m done. Tank is . . . empty? Pretty sure I can get back to work if I stop clicking on #thirstythursday hashtags. Just really need everyone to stop posting for the next 20 to 40 minutes. #sendhelp #cameraopetatorneeded
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
On this week’s episode of Wild #thirstytuesday Planet or whatever TT hashpound everyone switches between, we explore the American Southwest and find a Puffer Snake hibernating in it’s den.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I might have said it before but leg day is definitely paying off more than the others.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just took a while for me and my copilot to wake up today. Why is #fatcockfriday at the end of the week anyway? Why don’t we start the week with a party as well? Like #marvelouscocksmonday? Or #meticulouslycroppedmanhood? #fcf
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hi, I masturbate a lot 👋🏻 Repost with pic of you and your bate if you masturbate a lot too. I wanna see all you bators out there doing what you do best. #bator #gaybator #batorcommunity #batorbrotherhood #batelife #bateproud #masturbator #masturbation #erection #penis
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Random nonsense that didn’t make the cut.
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alteredskies.bsky.social @alteredskies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So, I won’t be able to participate in #thirstythirsday. I found a lost item in the #gymshower earlier this morning (1&2) Please call to identify and claim the tonsil scrubber (4) I found. 3 is just a hole.
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