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AltBronte (she/they)

@altbronte.bsky.social
824 followers 300 following 670 posts

The same AltBronte you've known and tolerated on other platforms since 2012. Kink, swords, birds, books, food, crafts.

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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Threads post from use Mumblenyms. Fozzy Bear as Squire Trelawny in Muppet Treasure Island, wearing a powdered wig and foppish clothes, points to his own finger. Caption: "I'll ask Mr. Bimbo, the man who lives in Squire Trelawny's finger, before I ask ChatGpT"
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The price tag over the stack of pink buckets reads $4.98. The price tag on the stack of blue buckets is $4.58 and they can also be purchased at a bulk discount, which the pink buckets cannot.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stacks of five-gallon buckets at a hardware store. One stack is baby pink and the other one is deep blue.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My thoughts are as cluttered as my apartment, so all I'm casting into the blooskie void is my butt.
A woman's butt in yellow butterfly-print underwear.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I walked around my apartment reading this until it stuck, and I've tested it today to see if it's still there. A few words fudged (unacceptable, for this), but it's there.
The opening paragraph of Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting of Hill House." "No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stops by itself against the hills, holding darkness within. It had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Minimalist cuck bench with side table for taking notes.
A small padded bench on one side of a hotel bed. There is a small white metal side table next to it.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"guess I'll die" meme, an old white man in a long-sleeved red shirt shrugging, with his hands spread in resignation
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gotta new sword.
An arming sword with a green handle and a buckler shield partially wrapped in leather lie on a wooden table.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Somehow I haven't seen this one come up yet
A tweet from user jaboukie, temporarily renamed "FBI" with the agency logo, that reads "Just because we killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him."
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A little creative lacing achieved a) fit my boobs better and b) nips
White blonde woman in a strappy top.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Finally painted my HEMA mask. Did not expect that the asymmetry of the kodama would be quite so disorienting...
A black fencing mask with a kodama painted on it.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A split image of a blonde white woman kneeling in navy blue lingerie. In the left half, she is facing forward and unzipping the panties. In the right image, she is facing away, showing her ass and the soles of her feet.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I did it!! I rode the D!!!
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Very fair, and can sympathize. This is how it looks on me; I think a fabric with more drape might ameliorate that fit issue a bit.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Blonde white woman flexing her arm and wearing a tank top that reads "I have a sword so obviously I fuck."
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Happy Saturday, blooskie, have a thirst trap.
A blonde white woman kneels with her back to a mirror. She is wearing burgundy lace boxers and looking to the side. There's a sword hanging next to the mirror.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"isn't there somebody you forgot to ask"
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
None of us are free until all of us are free.
Bottles of RAW brand shower gel on shelves in a drugstore, some of them inside the locked glass case and some not. All of them have a yellow tag reading FREE.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
See leather, post leather.
Black and white photo of a curvy white woman wearing a black leather vest and holding a curved karambit knife in front of her chest.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Added some new knives to the collection.
One buck knife with an antler handle and one small finger knife lying on a red woven placemats.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In case anyone is new here: these are my cats! Terra is the chonky tabby with thumbs about to tell you the meeting agenda, and Minerva is my stately tortie duchess who pesters me at all moments.
A brown striped tabby cat lying on a table. She has white paws and extra toes that look like thumbs. A dark tortoiseshell cat curled in a gray cat bed.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"maybe life is just a one-shot where we make friends along the way"
A woman seen from behind in a transparent green latex dress and black high heeled boots. She has a great ass.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A cat, a glass of Speyside, and the best Christmas book.
A blanket over a lap, with a tortoiseshell cat, a hand holding a glass of whisky, and a copy of Terry Pratchett's Hogfather.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Santa gets all the credit and glory, but let's give it up for THE ELF WORKERS!! ✊✊✊
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Turning towards the light, as winter begins to recede. Photo: The_Silence
A blonde white woman in a strappy black lingerie set stands under blue and red lighting with rain falling on her.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Not the prettiest crust because egg wash? in this economy?, but pleased with my improv galette. Dry pan for the mushrooms is a game-changer, thanks, @hels.bsky.social.
A galette filled with kale, beans, and mushrooms.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Los Angeles and anyone nearby or visiting! You can get tied by me at the Devil Mask Studio. Come and experience a taste of the world of shibari rope bondage, from painful to comforting to sensual - even little bit spicy. 🔥🪢🔥🪢 Visit devilmaskstud.io to book or email altbronte@devilmasksociety.com.
A white woman tying shibari rope bondage. Text reads: Experience Shibari, Now booking private sessions.Graphic reading: Curious about being tied? Had a taste and want to explore more? You can book private sessions with me at Devil Mask Studio! Navigate to devilmaskstud.io, select Experience, then Private Sessions, then pick your time, then select AltBronte under Teachers. Or email altbronte@devilmaskstudio.com
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
tmw Menswear Guy weighs in on the day's political discourse
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Little vacation treats.
Hand holding a little cigar in front of a smoky fire pit. A cup of coffee in front of a bottle of vanilla syrup and a bottle of Speyside scotch.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
#vacation
A cup of coffee in front of a bottle of vanilla syrup and a bottle of Shieldag scotch.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is like the title SNL would come up with for a "Dan Brown is getting desperate" skit lmao
A new Dan Brown book titled "The Secret of Secrets."
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Leather boobs from a night boot blacking at the local dungeon.
Selfie of a white woman from lips to waist, showing off cleavage under her leather vest.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A small patio table with an ashtray holding two mostly-smoked cigars.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
WHEEZING mamdanitimes.com
Fake New York Times headline reads "In Mamdani, Some Democrats Recoil at Sight of Popularity"
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If you see this, post a sword.
A steel piece of neck armor and a blunt steel sparring longsword lie on a green duvet.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Minerva (tortie) and Terra (polydactyl tabby) are delighted to be shown.
A reclining dark tortoiseshell cat with yellow eyes. A chunky tabby cat with a white bib and paws looms over a computer mouse. Her front paws have extra toes that look like thumbs.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
"Yes, this guillotine does look a little different. It's designed specifically to work while someone is wearing a hot dog costume. "
Screenshot of a NYT story titled "America will regret Trump's attacks on transgender citizens," illustrated with Trump stepping on a trans pride flag.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hell yeah LA, where you can get your fruit cart hit in the gym lobby.
A hand holding a clear plastic cup of sliced mango and pineapple with a sprinkle of tajin.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Post your rubber butt.
A mirror picture of the back of a curvy white woman wearing a light blue latex bodysuit.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Instagram didn't like this picture so you all get a treat.
A nude white woman does an arched tiptoe bridge in front of an empty wall, see from the breasts down.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What's dating you like (using one gif/meme)?
"This calls for rigor, Nav." "Maybe rigor... Mortis," said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
As promised, if you're here from the starter pack, I do rope!
A blonde white woman is tying a shibari rope harness on herself. She is sitting on a rug in front of a shoji screen and wearing a black top and pants.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"I have been kind of overbooked for a few weeks, some time at home would be nice." *monkey's paw curls*
A positive COVID test.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Welcome to Bluesky, sexy friends! It's lovely to see you all here.
A white woman wearing only a green suede jacket and green lacy underwear. The curves of her breasts are visible under the open jacket.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Bluesky "Celebrating 10 million users" card: User number 444,899.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Fluffy Terra belly.
A chonky tabby cat lays on a bed with her fluffy white belly exposed.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Oh no I can't unsee this
Archie from the TV show The Great. A bearded Russian priest dressed in a black cassock. He looks a lot like Jack Dorsey.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Bean. Probably call her that more often than her name (Terra) In my defense, look at this bean.
A tabby cat with a white belly is sleeping in her side.
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AltBronte (she/they) @altbronte.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
For hangable items, we put up peg board. Depends on some things, like how many holes you want to drill in the wall if you're renting, if discretion is an issue, etc. But it looks good, is easily modified, and access is instant. Also no floor footprint.
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