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Altaico🐯

@altaico.dad
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Tiger shenanigans and ramblings. Certified alarm/access control systems fucker arounder. Married to a Dingo @Tigerfoxtail from twitter Not for consumption by Minors. Parental safety is advised Monster Fuckers United: t.me/+NPSwOFdiWxpiYTE7

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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 28/08/2026
you're sexually attracted to the feel of thermal transfer pads aren't you? aren't you? admit it.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 26/08/2026
sitting (pansexually)
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 21/08/2026
so pretty
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 18/08/2026
"sfw only,ever" furries can suck my big fat fucking cock. Sexuality is the human condition. Just because you are afraid of your own genitals doesn't mean i should be.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 18/08/2026
me standing over your face . because thats where you belong. #nude
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 07/08/2026
well hes out of the cage and way too excited happy #fcf #furrydelphia
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 07/08/2026
just kinda chilling in my con room no biggie.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 03/08/2026
hmmm that's pretty nice.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 30/07/2026
no one said the pretzels had to be pretty! honestly for a 30 minute yeast dough thats not too terrible
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 22/07/2026
EPISODE 74 OF PICTURES I DONT REMEMBER TAKING:
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 02/07/2026
have a beautiful sunset
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 01/07/2026
a second relic has been found:
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 01/07/2026
a relic
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 27/06/2026
I started getting this due to my hand surgery back in 2020. they have since changed the packaging look. absolutely the best skin moisturizer ever. (also great for use with a cock cage and wayyyy cheaper than other versions of that)
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 26/06/2026
i think i found new undies. (model is obviously not me)
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 25/06/2026
literally waiting on a client to be ready for me .
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 22/06/2026
absolutely hilarious seeing this flag at a nude beach XD
its a flag  commonly used by sovereign citizens. 

flying directly above the US flag.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 20/06/2026
every weekend!!
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 19/06/2026
i have had this power bank for 10+ years: it has transitioned from my every day carry to the work emergency charger in the last five. still one of the most reliable things I've bought for sub 20$ 10,000mah for like 13$ in the 2010's was super fucking suspicious.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 13/06/2026
beach time lounging
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 07/06/2026
Have you ever had a martini with LEGS? my martini has LEGS.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 31/05/2026
i have a Satyr character in the sims 4 that i am absolutely enamoured with, i named him Landyn Vanhorn. he is a noble and wears a crown. his horns turn gold when he wears it. this is a glitch but i fucking love it, its so fucking cuuuuttteeeee aahhhh
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 28/05/2026
The other side of it is NOT better : though i do need to take an updated picture xD this one is from 2022
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 28/05/2026
having a workable kitchen is paramount to a good cooking experience.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 22/05/2026
ah yes thank you for the explanation!
a program while installing displayed "Removefiles removing files file" as a process  explanation
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 17/05/2026
For everyone there comes a day when shaving your face no longer makes you look younger.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 16/05/2026
or do we like this more?
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 16/05/2026
is this too gay
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 25/04/2026
absolutely FUCK OFF. omg grow up.
a report of content in my bark community.  specifically noting the fact that two characters are related.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 23/04/2026
you waste my time i waste yours. now if only i had greek yoghurt and some dill *chin scratch*
amazon.com notification saying Shipped: "cucumber"amazon.com notification saying Delivered: "cucumber"amazon bag with a single cucumber in front of it.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 17/04/2026
big cat enthusiasts be like:
a picture of a rather large house cat on a "cat condo" the condo is barely visible under the cat. due to this, the owner wants a larger cat condo. however because of the top down nature of the picture, it appears as if he is referencing the cat and not the condo.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 17/04/2026
i was going to go fursuiting and the park today but it has these vibes right now and I would need a second person with me to take the pictures i want to take in these conditions. 😭
gloomy foggy trees with maybe 30 feet of visibility. 

it wasn't like that when i left the hotel :(
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 14/04/2026
oh fuck, oh jeez oh my. i know what THAT is
a picture of a violet wand set. 

used primarily in quack medicine, but also the BDSM scene
it turns electricity at high voltage and frequency into plasma inside glass tubes!

its intense feeling.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 11/04/2026
whimsical chia seed lava lamp
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 10/04/2026
this is the problem of wearing underwear that doesn't fit my balls 😔 great for fingering though.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 08/04/2026
holy FUCK could i BATHE in Lush "Confetti". seriously it's got me slightly feral. wtf.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 01/04/2026
best picture I've ever taken. what do you guys think??
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 23/03/2026
ahhhhhh help
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 22/03/2026
ughhhhh it just wont stop today I've gotten off four times already xD
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 21/03/2026
i need to put pants on but I'd rather show you this first! absolutely ridiculous.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 21/03/2026
hmmmmm...porn or anime?
i spice bag filled with a material called "hairystalk loosestrife"
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 16/03/2026
what is life without the sound of dissonance!
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 15/03/2026
they knew what they were doing.... right?
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 15/03/2026
OMG WHO THE FUCK KNEW GOOGLE PLUS STILL EXISTED????
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 15/03/2026
look this is just ridiculous at this point. i swear to god i do not pack.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 14/03/2026
surprise!
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 10/03/2026
my birthday gift FINALLY arrived i didn't get the colored vinyl but im fine with that :3
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 01/03/2026
last dick for you until you come here and get me off
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 01/03/2026
i wear band tshirts. fuck you.
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Altaico🐯 @altaico.dad · 28/02/2026
hmmmmm
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