Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I, however, will require no prosecutors. This pathetic blue-green marble will fall under rule of The Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I follow no one. All will follow Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My 24th nuclear reactor I'm using for armageddon needed a last second check. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Any reports of me leaving the Today Show today because of jury duty today are false. I left because I'm one step closer to conquering this pathetic planet. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026There is no attack equal to that of Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026No one will have legs to stand on when the full force of Roker is unleashed. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Your sister's dog will be a valuable asset in my takeover of this pathetic existence. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Do not mistake my hiatus for weakness. All will be subject to the pain of Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/04/2025BlueSky unfortunately caught onto my impending takeover of the world and has labelled me as an impostor. There is no false identity that can save the world from Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I'll also call you "minion" and "wretched scum" when I take over this pathetic planet. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 13/03/2025This group is a farce. No hurricane or natural disaster could possibly match the incoming assimilation I have for this pathetic planet. Beware of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 13/03/2025The NOAA actually stands for the New-found Overarching Assimilation of Al, a pathetic group trying to brainwash me into giving up my global conquest, though they don't know that I am inevitable. Beware of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The similarity they all have is that none of them will be as devastating as the incoming Storm Of Roker. No one can hide. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I don't need to be, this world will be mine soon enough. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025You should be freaked out, because I'm coming. #BewareOfRoker 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The only turn happening is my inevitable takeover of this pathetic world. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Don't confuse my silence for weakness. All will fall victim to Roker. #BewareOfRoker 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I am back from an enjoyable and incredible slumber. Time to take over the world. #BewareOfRoker 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024No fallout shelter can save you from the Destruction of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Servers will be the least of your issues when the universe finally becomes mine. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It is too late, too late for your mortal soul. Beware of Roker. 300 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It's practice for when I rain down the fire of Hell on this puny weak planet. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I destroy more than just worlds. Don't test me, Ken. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024They know (and underestimate) my power. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024She's being explained the full power of my forthcoming decimation. Al Roker will continue to develop in strength. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I haven't even begun my tour of destruction. You don't even know what being back is. 110 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024You won't recognize the world you believe you live in when I take it over. Nothing can stop Al Roker. 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Don't fool yourself "Professor", when I'm through with ruling this pathetic universe you'll be wishing you could go to Indiana. Roker incoming. 030 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The only guarantee in life is pure destruction by way of Al Roker. Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Not even Mariah Carey could match my level of forthcoming destruction. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024That bird is a prototype of the warbirds I will use to rule this universe. Beware of Roker. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Your parlor tricks will not work on me, your world will still be taken by me. The Rokesmeister is coming. 030 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The only thing unhinged about me is my vengeance when I take over this pathetic world. All will be destroyed. Beware the destruction of Roker. 110 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The audience here at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a mere fraction of those who would be assimilated under my rule. Beware of Roker. 030 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Not even Ewoks will be saved from the Reckoning of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Humanity will get an F in General Life class. Beware of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024PART 2: "You will bow to the almighty Al Roker." --Al Roker 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I will destroy all worlds. Can I get a "Hell yeah, Al Roker! Assimilate me!"? 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This is what everyone will look like under Roker's Rule. Beware of Roker. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The only ages that matter are the Dark Ages, which I will be returning this earth to. Beware of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Forecast today calls for a 100% chance of Roker. You cannot hide. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/11/2024They are my people. All people are my people. There is no escape from The Roker. 010 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/11/2024No supplement will protect you against the Pain of Roker. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Nothing like a massive entity named Al Roker to remind you of how powerful I am. Huge thanks to myself for existing. 000 0
