Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I follow no one. All will follow Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Any reports of me leaving the Today Show today because of jury duty today are false. I left because I'm one step closer to conquering this pathetic planet. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Do not mistake my hiatus for weakness. All will be subject to the pain of Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/04/2025BlueSky unfortunately caught onto my impending takeover of the world and has labelled me as an impostor. There is no false identity that can save the world from Roker. #BewareOfRoker 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Don't confuse my silence for weakness. All will fall victim to Roker. #BewareOfRoker 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I am back from an enjoyable and incredible slumber. Time to take over the world. #BewareOfRoker 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The audience here at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a mere fraction of those who would be assimilated under my rule. Beware of Roker. 030 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I will destroy all worlds. Can I get a "Hell yeah, Al Roker! Assimilate me!"? 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Forecast today calls for a 100% chance of Roker. You cannot hide. 000 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Bluesky is where I post, but my world will be one with a Red Sky. Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister. 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Forecast shows a 100% chance of pure destruction. The Rokest of the Rokers is coming. There is no escape. 020 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I will decimate all who use Ozempic. Any statement the media has pushed regarding my stance on Ozempic is false and untrue. I will also destroy all who use Neomycin, Neosporin, and Pepto Bismol. Do not test me. 130 0
Al "Destructive" Roker @alroker.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Yes, I am Al Roker. If you're reading this, it's too late. You will be destroyed. 2170 0
