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@alprazosam.bsky.social
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pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 6h
I woke up and they were still crying at the door. So like any other morning I went to the food drawer and they’re both meowing and jumping around anticipating food. Then my husband comes up from the basement and says “I literally just fed them!” Fooled me I guess!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 6h
Lolol that was amazing 😂
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9h
I don’t even know where to go to use it. Is it an app? Is it a website? Do you just yell your ideas into the void?
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9h
awww that means they love and trust you unconditionally 💛
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9h
We skipped a cake because 1) it was money I didn’t feel like spending and 2) it was an another decision after the 538 other decisions I had to make and I was tired. We had a nice big cookie table with some other mini desserts and everyone was happy!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9h
Have you gotten the Novavax brand yet? I got that one this year and didn’t have any of my normal side effects like I always get with Moderna.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9h
Apparently my husband got up and fed the cats this morning and when I woke up 30 minutes later I fed them again, not knowing, because these turds were acting like they hadn’t just eaten! Happy Caturday 😼
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thanks! Looks yummy 😋
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
No but I would love to have it!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
God damn it it was locally sourced chicken and it was fucking expensive 😭😭😭😭😭😭 fuck me
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Omg I bought chicken but I left it at the grocery store because I put it in a separate bag. I really don’t want to go all the way back there to show them my receipt 😭😭😭😭😭
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m a 35 year old woman who owns multiple Sesame Street themed clothing items and I don’t care. As a 35 year old woman I also support my local PBS stations with a monthly donation and so should you!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It’s 75° today but I’ve already committed to making soup in the crockpot for dinner 🥲 I just really love soup szn 🥣
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And diphtheria? 0 cases. Why? BECAUSE VACCINES WORK
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Celebrating all the amazing women pharmacists today!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s supposed to be preparing for job interviews…guess we’ll let the no rent contribution thing slide for the 66th month in a row 🧡
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Half the hello fresh meals come with zucchini so we eat a lot of it! When you put in in tomato pasta sauce you really can’t taste it
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All the time. I really don’t think I’d be where I am today if I hadn’t said “fuck it” and moved to the middle of nowhere Louisiana at the age of 24. I really learned to grow up that year of my life.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta try and hide it! I almost always sauté zucchini and add it to pasta dishes or I’ll add frozen spinach to cream sauces. Masks the taste but still gets the nutrients.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I worked a mile away from Fort Hood for 8 years and knew hundreds of people who live in the area and many who were there when this tragedy took place. I can guarantee that 99% of them are against a fucking live feed of this guy’s execution.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I might write everyone little notes and bake something. Notes of thanks are always meaningful for people
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have like 17 people to buy for 😵‍💫
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pharm techs and pharmacists: what would be a meaningful gift to you?(outside of money) pharmacy technician week is next week and want to make sure my techs feel recognized. If you got a gift card for like $10 would you be like wtf??
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I’m in a hurry” That sucks. Guess you shouldn’t come when we’re at lunch. The lunch that we’ve been taking for at least the 10 years that I’ve worked here. Should probably learn the hours of operation.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bert has stopped by 4 nights in a row! He’s so silly, he’ll let me boop his nose one time but forget trying to pet his head or give a 2nd boop!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it’s the weather. Earlier sunset and rollercoaster temps.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Phipps?
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need another season of Widows Bay asap. I absolutely loved season 1. I thought it was brilliantly funny, I didn’t even care that much about the plot but the characters and the writing were unique and I love the dry humor.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Top 40. Can you tell Speak Now is my favorite album?
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yup. These are my never skips. And a good mix across Eras 🩷💜 www.tssongsorter.com
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are crouton servings measured in tablespoons? Is that if I like crush them up and measure the powder? Cause one decent sized crouton is probably about the size of a tablespoon and I’m not eating 2 croutons.
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t buy beef a lot so I’m not sure what other cuts cost. We mostly eat chicken. But this was outrageous. I think I paid like $10-11/lb last time I made tacos but I draw the line at $13+. My husband just eats beef, cheese and black olives on his tacos so I’m not paying that price!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHERE DOES ALL THE SNOT COME FROM?!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was also at Giant Eagle. I’m sure Walmart has it for like $9/lb but I don’t feel like making an extra trip. Turkey is healthier anyway!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Granted it was for the extra lean. But I didn’t want 80/20 for tacos cause that’s too much fat. Ground turkey was less than half the price and healthier. My husband will never know!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I woke up wanting white people tacos for dinner but I cannot justify the price of lean ground beef. $13/lb for 94% lean. So ground turkey tacos it is!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi Bert!!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love being the favorite pharmacist. One tech bought me a sub for dinner and another brought me homemade vanilla pudding.
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Man Expresses Love: Happy Mother's Day
ALT: Man Expresses Love: Happy Mother's Day
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve had a productive morning! Did 2 loads of laundry. Made apple syrup for my coffee because Starbucks didn’t bring back its apple oat shaken espresso. Did the dishes and emptied the dishwasher. And put up more fall decorations!
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Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock
ALT: Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah I bet that was a big deal! Im glad your mom could see the future benefits!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s a glutton for my attention. He can chill for a sec 😹
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got the newer 9 strain version a couple years ago cause I figured doesn’t hurt to get protected from more strains! And I had gotten it 17+ years earlier so a booster never hurts!
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got the vaccine within the first few years of approval like 2006ish when I was 15 and I’m pretty sure the last thing on my mother’s mind was “is my child sexually active?” It was likely “oh the pediatrician said to get this so I trust them”
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can I haz all your attention plz 💙
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can I haz all your attention plz 💙
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mean Girls Day but make it cats 🩷😹
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck man. She was a fighter and she never shied away from the reality of her diagnosis. We laughed we Brooke and we cried with Brooke. This one really hurts 💔
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky season! The phone calls in the pharmacy have certainly been spooky with people complaining about anything and everything!
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Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahahahaha this is 100% true
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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oof that testosterone gynecomastia 😬
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