Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 6hI woke up and they were still crying at the door. So like any other morning I went to the food drawer and they’re both meowing and jumping around anticipating food. Then my husband comes up from the basement and says “I literally just fed them!” Fooled me I guess! 120 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9hI don’t even know where to go to use it. Is it an app? Is it a website? Do you just yell your ideas into the void? 150 5
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9hWe skipped a cake because 1) it was money I didn’t feel like spending and 2) it was an another decision after the 538 other decisions I had to make and I was tired. We had a nice big cookie table with some other mini desserts and everyone was happy! 010 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9hHave you gotten the Novavax brand yet? I got that one this year and didn’t have any of my normal side effects like I always get with Moderna. 110 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 9hApparently my husband got up and fed the cats this morning and when I woke up 30 minutes later I fed them again, not knowing, because these turds were acting like they hadn’t just eaten! Happy Caturday 😼 240 4
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026God damn it it was locally sourced chicken and it was fucking expensive 😭😭😭😭😭😭 fuck me 010 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Omg I bought chicken but I left it at the grocery store because I put it in a separate bag. I really don’t want to go all the way back there to show them my receipt 😭😭😭😭😭 100 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I’m a 35 year old woman who owns multiple Sesame Street themed clothing items and I don’t care. As a 35 year old woman I also support my local PBS stations with a monthly donation and so should you! 020 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026It’s 75° today but I’ve already committed to making soup in the crockpot for dinner 🥲 I just really love soup szn 🥣 120 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He’s supposed to be preparing for job interviews…guess we’ll let the no rent contribution thing slide for the 66th month in a row 🧡 020 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Half the hello fresh meals come with zucchini so we eat a lot of it! When you put in in tomato pasta sauce you really can’t taste it 010 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026All the time. I really don’t think I’d be where I am today if I hadn’t said “fuck it” and moved to the middle of nowhere Louisiana at the age of 24. I really learned to grow up that year of my life. 030 3
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Gotta try and hide it! I almost always sauté zucchini and add it to pasta dishes or I’ll add frozen spinach to cream sauces. Masks the taste but still gets the nutrients. 110 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I worked a mile away from Fort Hood for 8 years and knew hundreds of people who live in the area and many who were there when this tragedy took place. I can guarantee that 99% of them are against a fucking live feed of this guy’s execution. 030 3
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I might write everyone little notes and bake something. Notes of thanks are always meaningful for people 020 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Pharm techs and pharmacists: what would be a meaningful gift to you?(outside of money) pharmacy technician week is next week and want to make sure my techs feel recognized. If you got a gift card for like $10 would you be like wtf?? 560 6
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“I’m in a hurry” That sucks. Guess you shouldn’t come when we’re at lunch. The lunch that we’ve been taking for at least the 10 years that I’ve worked here. Should probably learn the hours of operation. 160 6
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026 Bert has stopped by 4 nights in a row! He’s so silly, he’ll let me boop his nose one time but forget trying to pet his head or give a 2nd boop! 030 3
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think it’s the weather. Earlier sunset and rollercoaster temps. 110 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I need another season of Widows Bay asap. I absolutely loved season 1. I thought it was brilliantly funny, I didn’t even care that much about the plot but the characters and the writing were unique and I love the dry humor. 030 3
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yup. These are my never skips. And a good mix across Eras 🩷💜 www.tssongsorter.com 100 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why are crouton servings measured in tablespoons? Is that if I like crush them up and measure the powder? Cause one decent sized crouton is probably about the size of a tablespoon and I’m not eating 2 croutons. 020 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t buy beef a lot so I’m not sure what other cuts cost. We mostly eat chicken. But this was outrageous. I think I paid like $10-11/lb last time I made tacos but I draw the line at $13+. My husband just eats beef, cheese and black olives on his tacos so I’m not paying that price! 010 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This was also at Giant Eagle. I’m sure Walmart has it for like $9/lb but I don’t feel like making an extra trip. Turkey is healthier anyway! 140 4
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Granted it was for the extra lean. But I didn’t want 80/20 for tacos cause that’s too much fat. Ground turkey was less than half the price and healthier. My husband will never know! 110 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I woke up wanting white people tacos for dinner but I cannot justify the price of lean ground beef. $13/lb for 94% lean. So ground turkey tacos it is! 250 5
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love being the favorite pharmacist. One tech bought me a sub for dinner and another brought me homemade vanilla pudding.static.klipy.comMan Expresses Love: Happy Mother's DayALT: Man Expresses Love: Happy Mother's Day 040 4
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve had a productive morning! Did 2 loads of laundry. Made apple syrup for my coffee because Starbucks didn’t bring back its apple oat shaken espresso. Did the dishes and emptied the dishwasher. And put up more fall decorations!static.klipy.comTina Fey's Self High Five in 30 RockALT: Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock 030 3
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yeah I bet that was a big deal! Im glad your mom could see the future benefits! 020 2
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s a glutton for my attention. He can chill for a sec 😹 030 3
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I got the newer 9 strain version a couple years ago cause I figured doesn’t hurt to get protected from more strains! And I had gotten it 17+ years earlier so a booster never hurts! 040 4
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I got the vaccine within the first few years of approval like 2006ish when I was 15 and I’m pretty sure the last thing on my mother’s mind was “is my child sexually active?” It was likely “oh the pediatrician said to get this so I trust them” 270 7
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fuck man. She was a fighter and she never shied away from the reality of her diagnosis. We laughed we Brooke and we cried with Brooke. This one really hurts 💔 010 1
Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy spooky season! The phone calls in the pharmacy have certainly been spooky with people complaining about anything and everything!static.klipy.comHalloween Pumpkin Head DanceALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance 160 6