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Apparently my husband got up and fed the cats this morning and when I woke up 30 minutes later I fed them again, not knowing, because these turds were acting like they hadn’t just eaten! Happy Caturday 😼

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Omg I bought chicken but I left it at the grocery store because I put it in a separate bag. I really don’t want to go all the way back there to show them my receipt 😭😭😭😭😭

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I’m a 35 year old woman who owns multiple Sesame Street themed clothing items and I don’t care. As a 35 year old woman I also support my local PBS stations with a monthly donation and so should you!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

It’s 75° today but I’ve already committed to making soup in the crockpot for dinner 🥲 I just really love soup szn 🥣

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And diphtheria? 0 cases. Why? BECAUSE VACCINES WORK

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Celebrating all the amazing women pharmacists today!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

He’s supposed to be preparing for job interviews…guess we’ll let the no rent contribution thing slide for the 66th month in a row 🧡

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I worked a mile away from Fort Hood for 8 years and knew hundreds of people who live in the area and many who were there when this tragedy took place. I can guarantee that 99% of them are against a fucking live feed of this guy’s execution.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pharm techs and pharmacists: what would be a meaningful gift to you?(outside of money) pharmacy technician week is next week and want to make sure my techs feel recognized. If you got a gift card for like $10 would you be like wtf??

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“I’m in a hurry” That sucks. Guess you shouldn’t come when we’re at lunch. The lunch that we’ve been taking for at least the 10 years that I’ve worked here. Should probably learn the hours of operation.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bert has stopped by 4 nights in a row! He’s so silly, he’ll let me boop his nose one time but forget trying to pet his head or give a 2nd boop!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I need another season of Widows Bay asap. I absolutely loved season 1. I thought it was brilliantly funny, I didn’t even care that much about the plot but the characters and the writing were unique and I love the dry humor.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yup. These are my never skips. And a good mix across Eras 🩷💜 www.tssongsorter.com

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why are crouton servings measured in tablespoons? Is that if I like crush them up and measure the powder? Cause one decent sized crouton is probably about the size of a tablespoon and I’m not eating 2 croutons.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

WHERE DOES ALL THE SNOT COME FROM?!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This was also at Giant Eagle. I’m sure Walmart has it for like $9/lb but I don’t feel like making an extra trip. Turkey is healthier anyway!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I woke up wanting white people tacos for dinner but I cannot justify the price of lean ground beef. $13/lb for 94% lean. So ground turkey tacos it is!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love being the favorite pharmacist. One tech bought me a sub for dinner and another brought me homemade vanilla pudding.

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Man Expresses Love: Happy Mother's Day

ALT: Man Expresses Love: Happy Mother's Day

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve had a productive morning! Did 2 loads of laundry. Made apple syrup for my coffee because Starbucks didn’t bring back its apple oat shaken espresso. Did the dishes and emptied the dishwasher. And put up more fall decorations!

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Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock

ALT: Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can I haz all your attention plz 💙

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can I haz all your attention plz 💙

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mean Girls Day but make it cats 🩷😹

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck man. She was a fighter and she never shied away from the reality of her diagnosis. We laughed we Brooke and we cried with Brooke. This one really hurts 💔

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy spooky season! The phone calls in the pharmacy have certainly been spooky with people complaining about anything and everything!

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Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance

ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guess who has a fever of 100.1°. My normal temp is less than 98.6 so for me a fever is anything over 99 😅

Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What is taking a statin once a month doing for you??

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My sister likes to pretend that she’s the only person in the world with a hard job. Like girl you make $500k/year and work an office job. My techs make $17/hr and get screamed at on a daily basis while I have to make sure I don’t kill someone with the wrong drug.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Either I’m getting a cold or my allergies have taken a turn for the worse in the last 18 hours 🤧

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh no my favorite pickle and pretzel vendor that goes to local festivals posted an AI video about hating liberals. Welp guess I won’t be buying from them anymore 🫠

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Say what you want about Cleveland! being too simple lyric wise. It’s still a big fuck you to the haters and I love it! #TLOASGEncore

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got the Nuvaxoid Covid vaccine, and the flu shot in the same arm, and so far so side effects like I always get with Moderna/Pfizer!

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I refuse to turn on the heat cause it still gets into the low 70s during the day 🫠

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I told my mom I don’t like walnuts in desserts and I don’t like yoga and you would’ve thought I told her I voted for tr*mp the way she reacted. It’s ok to not like the things that you like! Yoga does not help me de-stress. It does the opposite.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A woman asked me what kind of arnica would be good to use after her implants. I told her the gel but just don’t put them on her incisions. She said “well I’ll be putting it on my face” Y’all she’s getting dental implants and I thought she meant breast implants.

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Elmo Gets Embarrassed and Hides

ALT: Elmo Gets Embarrassed and Hides

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I got my pad Thai as a level 4 spiciness this time instead of a level 3 and that was a mistake 🥵still good tho

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m trying not to be upset but my husband got me flowers for our anniversary and the main flower in the bouquet are lilies. Lilies can be deadly to cats. I opened the box outside as I always do and as soon as I saw them I was like wtf these can’t even come in the house.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The gas company changed our meter so I had to call them to come turn it back on. The guy said “what appliances are gas?” And I’m like idk the stove and the water heater. And then he goes “yeah most women of the house don’t know” Bro wtf? I hope you’re a lonely divorced man.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is why no one understands insurance. What is the adjustments? And how was a skin biopsy less than the actual visit?

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ok now I have bruises where some of my itchiest poison ivy patches are. Is it possible to itch enough to cause bruising?????

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Emmy tribute to Catherine O’Hara by her 3 “children” had me sobbing 😭

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Husband brought up having kids while on our trip. I’m not against having a baby but also why would anyone want to bring a child into this world? I still likely have 30+ years left on this planet but I’m not convinced any of this will exist in that time.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It was so relaxing having 5 days where I didn’t have to share my food 😂

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My sock pulled a scab off my ankle and I was gushing blood for a second but luckily I had a small feminine pad, a makeup pad and my princess bandaids to avoid a crisis.

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What the fuckity fuck Southwest???

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just remembered I recently added zofran to my med bag #blessed

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Sam @alprazosam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’ve never been so full in my entire life. I look like I’m 6 months pregnant. This is so fucking uncomfortable 😣

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