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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Well this is bullshit. It can be worth it but is it worth the devastating heartache?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/10/2025

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break…

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 22/10/2025

Trump’s construction of the Epstein Ballroom continues today. Can only imagine he’ll be renting it out for many junior proms.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Happy to make you one in any color scheme you like. Messages aren’t working here, but hit me up on Fet or my Etsy and lets talk about what I can make for you 😊

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I’m Aaron_sp & Alpine_Impact on FetLife. You can also send me a message about a custom item build at: alpineimpact.etsy.com I check them all, daily.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Well… I can’t view messages, now, without “age verifying”. And I’m not doing that. I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it. So… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/10/2025

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization theonion.com/american-airlines-to-p…

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

No, this is my wife. She knows of you, and she is a HUGE Brandon Sanderson fan. This is part of her collection. She has a bunch in the British printing, because she likes the cover art and format. Big fan, she loves to talk about these worlds.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

That’s the one! hahaha I love it. That weighted end sends the thud deep (and it’s pure thud). Picked it up at a truck stop in Indiana. I have a pair of black-plastic-coated “tire thumpers” (they’re batons), I got online, that are fun for body-drumming.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

1- Rubber tubing whip 2- Hickory “tire thumper” (w/ 8” steel bolt) 3- Black walnut & curly maple mallet 4- 1/4” neoprene rubber strap 5- Melamine cane 6- Delrin cane 7- Cowhide single-tail whip 8- Oak rod 9- Spline whip 10- Black walnut paddle 11- Leather cord whip

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I’m so disappointed in their decisions… I can’t sell half of the stuff I make, on there, and I’m just waiting for my whips to get booted. I’m happy to hear that you’re persevering, Miss Chris! 🧡

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece. This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while. It works 👍

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Getting introduced to the Beatles, having a co-top & bottom scene, and recieving one of the most thorough beltings I've ever recieved, was not on my Spanko bingo card. A personal thank you to both Daddy and @beowulf703.bsky.social for absolutely TANNING my hide together Saturday. See ya next time! 🍑

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

They’re very soft actually, and when struck they give more “thud” than sting. I bolster the core with rubber that gives it a little extra density (more thud). They can be used as an introduction toy, or you can “swing for the fences” and have a solid impact scene. It’s basically a flat flogger.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

New leather straps in the shop. Several to choose from. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

🔥 New firehose straps in the shop. Many to choose from. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

NEW 3’ & 4’ snake whips in the shop, now! 🐍 alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

NEW Teardrop paddles in the shop, now! alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

School’s in session and we’ve got Frat/Soror paddles in the shop! alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The only anime that makes me openly sob, every single time. I watch it every few years to shock my conscience.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

What a CUTE butt!! I think I’d just wear him out with my hand, if it’s all the same to… well… me. 🤷🏼‍♂️ (If he’s getting a hand spanking, he’s welcome to complain all he’d like 😉)

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Electra Heart @electraheartt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Got spanked (shocking and rude)

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

The key to happiness??? (Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Firehose & PVC-hose slappers, in the shop now. More being added soon. If there’s a wood you’d like, but don’t see it for sale, message me in Etsy, Bluesky or on FetLife. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Padauk frat paddle, and many more toys, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Mango teardrop paddles, and more, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Canarywood boudoir paddle, and much more, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I’ve read the first 3 and I know why they’re classics. 🧡

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Oh my God, mine went to put a belt on, yesterday, before we went out to do car-work. He opened a cabinet as I was walking by, and I saw at least a dozen different belts (dress to worn-in) hanging on the back of the cabinet door. I know my jaw dropped. Glad no one noticed 😅

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Cold swats with the purple heart paddle - one of my favorites.

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Coach said a good player stays disciplined. Those private "batting practices"? Let's just say my performance seems to be improving week over week. 🍑🏓🥴

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Your Honour, I pleaded oopsie daisy! Unfair! 😤

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Sorry it’s late, but… Stars & Stripes.

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