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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Well this is bullshit. It can be worth it but is it worth the devastating heartache?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/10/2025

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break…

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 22/10/2025

Trump’s construction of the Epstein Ballroom continues today. Can only imagine he’ll be renting it out for many junior proms.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Well… I can’t view messages, now, without “age verifying”. And I’m not doing that. I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it. So… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/10/2025

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization theonion.com/american-airlines-to-p…

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece. This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while. It works 👍

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Getting introduced to the Beatles, having a co-top & bottom scene, and recieving one of the most thorough beltings I've ever recieved, was not on my Spanko bingo card. A personal thank you to both Daddy and @beowulf703.bsky.social for absolutely TANNING my hide together Saturday. See ya next time! 🍑

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

New leather straps in the shop. Several to choose from. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

🔥 New firehose straps in the shop. Many to choose from. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

NEW 3’ & 4’ snake whips in the shop, now! 🐍 alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

NEW Teardrop paddles in the shop, now! alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

School’s in session and we’ve got Frat/Soror paddles in the shop! alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Electra Heart @electraheartt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Got spanked (shocking and rude)

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

The key to happiness??? (Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Firehose & PVC-hose slappers, in the shop now. More being added soon. If there’s a wood you’d like, but don’t see it for sale, message me in Etsy, Bluesky or on FetLife. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Padauk frat paddle, and many more toys, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Mango teardrop paddles, and more, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Canarywood boudoir paddle, and much more, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Cold swats with the purple heart paddle - one of my favorites.

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Coach said a good player stays disciplined. Those private "batting practices"? Let's just say my performance seems to be improving week over week. 🍑🏓🥴

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Biscuits @biscuitsnbakedbuns.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Your Honour, I pleaded oopsie daisy! Unfair! 😤

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Sorry it’s late, but… Stars & Stripes.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Post MDSS scene. She had unspanked areas left. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @brattygrl96.bsky.social

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

My boy being as creepy as puppily possible.

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

@electraheartt.bsky.social knows lighting is more important to me than location. 😂

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

New firehose straps I’ve been having a lot of fun vending. Folks I meet seem to be enjoying them. Have you, yet???

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

If you were unaware, I like to do more than just slap butts. I have a box of 48 and they’re soon going all over her body. Let the good times roll. 😎

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Best description of sanding I’ve ever heard… so good, in-fact, that I was driven to make it a meme. Enjoy… please… sanding is the worst. 🥲

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Alpine Impact 🏓🐍🏏 @alpineimpact.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

A very special paddle that I finished recently for a friend. 3/4”+ thick black walnut with a curly maple seam, finished with Danish oil. Note: kept the beauty mark (in the last image) for character. She loves it. I just leveled up.