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@alphawoof.bsky.social
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💻🐺🏔️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸🇭🇺📚🎼🍺🗺️ Software engineer & traveller from Seattle, WA

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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve developed a lowkey addiction to extreme spice. This Thai place told me the scale goes beyond 5 so I’ve been doing “9 stars”, which probably is “Thai hot”. The staff know me as the white guy who comes in all the same and says forget the spice scale. 😂
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whose house is this
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last night in San Francisco this guy bought the bartender a shot and he got too drunk to pour a beer properly lmao
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How you know it’s BUSSIN out here
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nah I can’t do this…
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🦝🦝🦝🍺🍺🍺
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not a camping trip unless you can charge the car on the tree
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do not let them fly… @tiredyote.bsky.social 📸 @actry.bsky.social
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He’s perfect 👌 🐕
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Good morning, blurry Rainier
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ooo another banger 🏔️🌤️
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the mountain is OUT
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He’s been a bad fox Smack that ass @citrusfaux.bsky.social
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
LVFC is an 11/10 con 21+ Within walking distance of the Vegas strip Entire hotels booked out to only the con attendees Pool parties Constant sunshine and warm weather Not sure how it could be better than this
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Time to make bad choices ☀️🎲🃏 w/ @kibleopard.bsky.social #FursuitFriday
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What kind of happy hour is this
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Never have I related to a meme so hard
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🦌Click-Clack!💙 @ FursonaCon @clickclackclout.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Some great pics showing off the @madefuryou.com crew, a couple of cutie deer and a cardboard hottie I ran into at #furtherconfusion! 📸 by Wisdom 💜🐉 #fc2026 #furcon2026 #furries #madefuryou #deer #fursuits
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Auburn @auburn.red · 19/01/2026
Bye FC 🥺
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Home!
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Fur Con Ai @furconai.com · 18/01/2026
I'm a tiger shark, Galeocerdo cuvieri. Come check out what you are at FC2026 #furconai
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Remember when lifting: do not boop your own snoot 🐺 #fc2026 🎥 @kibleopard.bsky.social
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Tmw: Hyenas in the taqueria at 3am
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
✋🐺🤚 #FC2026 Ty @mastodon.wren.dog
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It’s faster to walk up 14 floors than wait for the elevator 😂
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Good morning gamers
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Nothing like 4 pages for dumb bs in the middle of the night before I go to FC! ☠️
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Got complimentary upgrade on plane to FC. Who would even pay for a ~2 hour domestic first class lol
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Refreshing to be back
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Feels nice to ride a metro that comes extremely frequently without people smoking fentanyl on it!
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Recalling that one time I could still smell the detergent my aunt used to wash my clothes after returning home and it made me miss them. Happy to be going back (to Europe) again on the first day of 2026. Kinda need this. 2025 was a grind in so many ways.
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Having family in 3 countries + other bullshit
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Leaving SLU with anything other than a bicycle is a clusterf Cars are sole the issue! They clog every single intersection for multiple light cycles! Amount of time I spent waiting for the bus was greater than cycling time to get home. Cars have their place but the city isn’t one of them!
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
🏈🌊🦅
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Probably reaching something like 16 flights this year? Hit up 5 new countries and 3 new states. Life feels better on the road, even the crappy parts. Not sure what I’m gonna do next year - random bullshit go!
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Kib @kibleopard.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Heading out in suit! #MFF2025 🐾
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Didn’t die!
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
tha plan? drink all the soju, fursuit, and walk around
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Here for 1 night!
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Bark’teryx Brand Ambassador @tiredyote.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I need to know who this Midwest king in the MFF registration line is. Unbelievably powerful aura.
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
There is literally a man cracking open Coors Lite and chugging them in the reg line lol. What a start
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Have decided to come to the convention, yolo
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
We’re going bar hopping in Chicago and this gay bar is too straight
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Gotta love being treated like shit daily by your coworker and there being nothing to do about it. Some people can get away with being abrasive mfers
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
After being here for week already the cold does not phase me. First time I’m actually wearing a scarf on a daily basis.
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I found the Cloud Gate (Chicago Bean)
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We did it Reddit!
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
SEA
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Upleveled again!
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Alpha @alphawoof.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The human body never ceases to amaze. Watched that rebull sponsored video about Polish guy skiing down Everest w/ no supplemental oxygen and thought “damn what are physical limits even”. Similarly, thinking “damn what are mental limits” while working 7 days in a row under constant extreme stress
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