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Alphaamino

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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 7h
At least the AI got her weird goat feet right
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 7h
"I swear I only fucked an ottowoman"
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 7h
It's Val! HI VAL!
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 14h
Wait you mean @pixelatedboat.bsky.social was right about the Gorilla Channel the whole time?!
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 23h
Not to be confused with the Snakejorten
A snake wearing jean shorts
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What questions?
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
5 minutes after they leave:
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do they want a new black panthers? Because this is how you force a new black panthers.
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Left Pimp Hand Of Darkness
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gravity's Rainbow Suspenders
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dang i didn't know it was out already!
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
President Mangledick McBabyfucker sure talks a lot for being a sundowning pedophile
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh those poor new yorkers, they just can't comprehend a puzza whose crust is literally just caramelized cheese and butter
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So long as they all stand in a circle
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That said, there are some actual valid critiques buried between all the garbage takes. Not a fan of his support of the kremlin, obviously. And while some inflammatory language of his is ragebaiting, his knee-jerk support of whatever the opinion contrarian to US policy might be is often short sighted
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow dang, this is the first time I've heard of this Vatnik Soup person, and this page looks like someone trying really hard to embody the Mr Gotcha comic. "How dare he be successful AND call for higher marginal tax rates!"
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's unfortunate, hasan piker kicks ass
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ba da da da da! Amo mio!
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes yes, and robert e lee said he opposed slavery as he fought to defend slavers. We still turned his home into Arlington after the war.
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why do you think "yeah well america is also a racist apartheid ethnostate" is something that would move the needle toward supporting a racist apartheid ethnostate
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta twist 'em open and toss in a chicken biskit for the best effect
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's AI in the same way Across the Spider-Verse used AI Their own artists create the art, then the robots create a billion little iterative changes or optimize load times on that art
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God made Trump (go to prison and took back every cent of the money he stole)
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My wife's first VHS was a bootleg recording of Blue Submarine no. 6
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
R.O.D. (Read Or Die) OVA, 2002
DVD cover of Read Or Die, featuring The Paper
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hegseth can try to emulate Patton all he wants, but his words and actions are straight out of Strangelove
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I Do Not Avoid Women
ALT: I Do Not Avoid Women
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being accused of saving a life
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The affluent single parent household... Lol
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go figure, the racist muppet loves the Reddit Parrot Machine
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, at least it isn't the same random number?
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What would the UN response be if Iran leaders gave this proclamation about the US?
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have eaten the prunes that were left in the pantry Along with two bean burritos And a pumpkin Spice latte Forgive me I never realized a bowel movement could be aerosolized
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tragedy today, well, not tragedy exactly
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm going to convert it to a trojan horse
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A L L E G E D L Y
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank goodness a PS5 game disc can store 100 GB! That means the whole game can be contained in two discs, barring any unforeseen ridiculous bullshit
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A perfect time to perform Eel Horse live on stage
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, blue dogs are STILL butthurt that voters have power in their ability to choose whether to vote, huh
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just finished reading my 4 year old The Hobbit. He then asked me to read him The Hobbit a second time. Some books age better than others
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If only the President of the United States would give us an idea regarding how he would like us to treat criminals
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I for one am excited to watch this legally completely free to download movie
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every so often i'll get into a conversation with an older person that demonstrates just how successfully Conservative propaganda has rotted their brain, and it makes me sad to learn there are real grandparents who think NewSmax is the only truthful source and also the 6-7 meme means "murder cops"
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's only like a 12% chance long division will kill everyone on Earth, nothing to worry about
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lol, the plagiarism machine needs to slow down development otherwise it would totally become too powerful you guys
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Your honor, they were stupid, but they were also actively seeking human extinction by their own admission.
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jewish Palestinians also got bombed the shit out of by fascist Israelis.
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey, grandpa, when a record company lost their license to sell a musician's albums, how did they destroy your copies of their records?
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Alphaamino @alphaamino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
President Hormuz is really fucking losing it huh
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