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@aloysiusxg.bsky.social
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 1h
Nothing reinforces the Cartesian/spinozist notion of universal human capacity (or even platonic?) like slowly waking up & feeling like “I’m just a brain” with thinning abilities then gradually remembering all the particular memories & inclinations of your individual subjectivity like “oh right ugh”
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 9h
OMG sniffies au Québec is a goddamned foreskin fiesta 🍌
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 21h
Time was if you were a moneyed sicko who didn’t want to do the emotional work of child-rearing you had to hire a human to pass it off to. Now, you can just use robot services & save a bundle. Like it or not, this is going to be the future of a lot of unhappy kids. Bummer future
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Google told me a poutine place in Quebec City was open till 8pm but it fucking CLOSED months ago & now I am ready to show up to fucking Mountainview doing my best fucking 1984 Arnold Schwarzenegger impression
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do you say “furries” en français i am looking for a “les furries insoumise” joke to go with a Melenchon pic with fursuiters but I feel like there’s an elegant variation of the term in French that would work even better (but it has to start with F still)
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if your supposed skill is in ideation, and yet you can't think of a single way to make your game without AI generated VO? then you've got a pretty long way to go with your ideas if your only conception of "good" is "high fidelity/professional"
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I've reached a point where I'm ready to just bite the bullet on the fact that, yes, we should gatekeep art, actually we do not owe you access to the sum total of every single professional creative skill that was extracted from humanity and put into the machine, without our consent
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"AI lets you focus on the higher level ideas!!" because we all grew up dreaming of becoming managers and CEOs we all know the real artists at the very highest level are the shareholders, famously full of amazing ideas
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coffee fox is tired of your nonsense but is putting up with it bc they are a *professional*
A bag of coffee called “Receiver” coffee. It is the “operator blend”. There is a fox holding a cup of coffee & talking on an old rotary telephone on the label.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest Canadian conspiracy theory is that PEI & PEC are both the same place: extremely white, pricey, & the same shape
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just caught a UFC broadcast on a TV at a bar & goddam Joe Rogan looks like shit
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So my parents tell me my oldest move as a child was to order the most expensive entree on the menu, eat it, then order the second most expensive, and eat that too. Not much has changed! (Husband: “no, you’ve gotten lazier. You just don’t even look at the prices anymore)
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Dangerhedgehog @trevorcunning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#QueerWritersChat I’m Trevor. Currently looking for a publisher for my book of poems “Running out of Words.” Considering changing the order of poems (is anything ever really finished?) Currently sketching out a novel I will write over the winter. It’s social realism. #WritingCommunity #fiction
A wildflower sprouting out of grass and moss and rock beside a lake.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In retrospect, suddenly programming reverse pull-throughs for the first time in…decades?…the day before I have to fly somewhere may _not_ have been the most prudent… Only a few hours later I can already feel my hamstrings contracting involuntarily…
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate that everyone has moustaches now. You can’t tell gays from hipsters. Like a friend posted an IG vid & I was like “oh shit is that fiddle player the guy who lives near Geary with the giant cock?!?!” & I honestly could _not_ tell 😤😤😤
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the creature design in the new Resident Evil to the fictional premise conceit of Backrooms it’s remarkable how many “new” projects feel like they’re simply set in the universe of Stranger Things
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m liking how there’s a crop of new movies that just say what their owners believe as plain text. “You know what? Robin Hood was bad! Rich people deserve their money.” “Scrooge? Actually good guy, actually. Just misunderstood.” Are you not a rich person? Then keep quiet until you die 🧐
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Security check
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Mark 🔞🎨🐰 @markybuns.art · 01/10/2026
I need some money asap, so I'm opening commission slots again! Only 5 slots! Colored 100 USD Uncolored 60 USD (see examples below) Reply with your character if you're interested, slots will be picked in a day or two! Please share this around 🐰💖
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Anti_dev @antidev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so ready for the imminent influx of werewolf porn.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 01/10/2026
Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
Screenshot of Merriam Webster etymology note for cockamamie: 
By the look and sound of it, cockamamie (also spelled "cockamamy") could have something to do with a rooster and the outrageous sound it makes. But in fact, cockamamie is believed to be an altered form of the term decalcomania, which refers to the process, invented in the mid-19th century, of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. (The word referring to the picture or design itself, decal, is a shortening of decalcomania.) The word decalcomania comes from French, with décalcomanie combining the verb décalquer, meaning "to trace" or "to transfer by tracing," and -manie, meaning "-mania." Starting in the 1930s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called decals or—in children's slang—cockamamies. Those familiar with today's temporary tattoos will understand quickly that these were regarded by many as silly novelties, lending the word cockamamie the necessary leeway for application to anything ridiculous.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to decide on gay Halloween plans. Already did one pornceptual party this year - June, Berlin - so don’t feel the need to repeat that. Maybe Hell again? Hmm. Is there a precious cargo halloween?? Looking at furry parties but not seeing too many. Kinda tired of how touristy the village gets
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oreos are anabolic right?
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My brain came up with the fictional name “snackistan” & now I desperately need to find a joke to which it could be the punchline
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am somewhere between disappointed & exhausted that they are still making bad comic book movies. Can we get a moratorium or something, Jesus. And how do they cost so much when they look so lousy?? How much can bad greenscreen & a handful of lights cost? (Yes I know RDJ’s caviar budget, etc etc)
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a good thread bc while I’m pretty sure the offending products in here weren’t designed with AI it just shows that design is already hard to begin with & unless you know what you’re doing it’s v easy to get incoherent results & adding an “instant results machine” with no taste makes it worse
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ever since I got out of the RE movie last night I can’t stop humming the katamari song
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took a week off “real” lifting bc of a work trip & came back & yesterday I did a set of myo-reps box squats & the DOMS is kinda out of this world. I had to pull myself out of my seat after tonight’s movie I was hurting so bad. Myo-rep box squats then myo-rep Bulgarian split squats is…wow
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I watched the new PlayStation movie. I remember watching the first one w Mila Jovovic like…25 years ago? Goddamn. Hmm. Tbh I think this one was “better”? It did a few things ok. Underlit but so is everything now. Some decently framed shots. Couple fun creature gags. Dumb fun overall.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah but did it come with legs on day one
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooh the YT algorithm has served me up some extremely interesting videos: Apparently, competitive climbers (& climber enthusiasts) have a similar mortality rate as bodybuilders, and as it turns out they abuse a lot of similar ergogenic drugs! (Though in fairly different quantities)
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Big Kitty {ʕᵕ̤֊̫ᵕ̤ʔ} FurPoc @dandylion.gay · 29/09/2026
Teaching people to read or watch the news and not think “this is how the world is” but rather “this is how these people want me to think the world is”.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drove back along University, saw the bike lanes getting ripped out. Fucking suuuuuucks dude. Fucking sucks
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw Mastodon play. Amazing performance, killer band. Excellent production: lots of goofy video content, and unlike heritage acts I’ve seen recently (Rush, Iron Maiden), to my eyes it was 0% AI generated. Who knew! Pay artists to make good original work, and it looks killer. Kudos to Mastodon!
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Notes from a night out: Went to the Docks for the first time since the pandemic. There’s a fucking Porsche dealership down there now. What the fuck??
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I took the long way around to this as well but lifting weights has taught me many things & one of them is that you can be completely mediocre at something (relatively speaking) & still have it massively improve your life from many perspectives. Also: middle class acculturation is competitive poison.
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gay BAT monty 🔜 ASC @gayrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being a furry artist
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy is a MAJOR LOSER with THREE OF THE SAME NAME and EVERYONE needs to make fun of him
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s nothing like hosting a fairly involved dinner party to get you thinking “man maybe being poly is worth it if only for the extra hands to help with stuff”
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aromatic/aromantic is a malapropism just waiting there to catch the unsuspecting like a landmine
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem with eroticizing problematic/toxic masculine traits is that there are plenty of guys out there who will do the bad things to you but for shitty reasons (_not_ sexy).
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s something fun: since I’ve gotten better at bottoming now I’m all like hmm I start to see the appeal of a bunch of different sexy activities. This does run into the interesting problem of “how to find tops that aren’t terrible” & also runs into my inherent mistrust & dislike of most men 😝
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Between concerts I’ve gone to & things I’ve seen through work: it’s over. The slop has won. Nobody will ever be paid anything to make something that actually looks good ever again Goddamn am I on a bummer tear this Sunday!
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice Sunday outside but dark in my brain. Read about SF possibly closing down its transit system. Yesterday reminisced about how there used to be competing fruit stands in the market (now there’s just one left), Chinatown used to have many small computer parts stores. Now: all gone.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 26/09/2026
you know what else has charms that you could wear other places
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brining a turkey. I want to put in hot peppers from the garden in it. Husband disagrees. “We’re gonna have children eating this turkey!” Well they need to learn what good food tastes like sometime, does no-one any good to baby them 😤
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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was chatting with randoms at a gay bar in a different city & it has come to the point in my life where I will just straight-up say I dislike most straight men to gays I’ve just met. And yes hashtag not all whatevers but real talk I am becoming something of a casual misandrist & with good reason
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