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Aloysius the Band

@aloysiustheband.com
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always an aloysius, sometimes a band. hammock evangelist, freelance psychopomp, anti goon squad. Minneapolis. Listen to MORTISE+TENON: 📀 aloysiustheband.com/music

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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 06/10/2026
Ai stans be like
Cover of Mo willems book “I Really Like Slop”
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 06/10/2026
Background: snowy road in Minneapolis in winter. Foreground: sign on street pole reading “FUCK ICE”
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 07/09/2026
Good day to my new best friend, whoever drives the car with the “Don’t follow too closely… I became EVIL when Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts closed” bumper sticker
“Don’t follow too closely… I became EVIL when Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts closed” bumper sticker
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/09/2026
Heard two peals of thunder and got so excited for a full, youth sports canceled, cozy up with a book thunderstorm. But alas
Weather app:

Rain Stopping
Rain is expected to stop in 12 min.
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 31/08/2026
Gulf of America Lake AmericaDelete "Google Maps"?
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 29/08/2026
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 28/08/2026
I am out with lanterns, looking for the bird pecking holes in my siding, to throw the lanterns at
EMILY DICKINSON
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 21/08/2026
just did a google takeout of everything I've ever had in Drive and now I'm reading through very old poetry and I'm not gonna lie I was onto something with this one
we smoke & have beers & pat
says: and what about that &
i say: god-damned if i know
but one thing & that's no
matter what we are
alive & happy/sad & isn't that
something & pat says: yeah
& then the sun goes down & it
gets cold & we go somewhere else
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 17/08/2026
if you don’t like my music I won’t mind, but the haunted bear that lives in these tuning machines might
Side view of parlor guitar featuring filigreed tuning pegs and what strongly resembles a haunted bear
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 05/08/2026
we cannot observe the quesadilla directly but the evidence for its existence is strong
A griddle with quesadilla event horizon
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/07/2026
did any of these explanations entice reviewers? No, no they did not
Screenshot from notes app
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Ways I have described my record in review requests
mortise+tenon is a record about the transient nature of ontological reality maybe, or not, and also love, loss, ghosts, volcanoes, hope as an insurrectionist act, etc
The record is 57 minutes of cosmic indie bedroom folk about
potential realities, parallel lives, connections across time and the boundaries between worlds, and what we bequeath to future generations. Aka love and loss and humanhood.
The songs are about change and
ontological crises and the agony of loss and the relentless cavalcade of days and honestly not much woodworking despite the title, which is more a metaphor of connection and strength and togetherness, which is also what the songs are about, too.
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 05/07/2026
Feels like the appropriate occasion for a little poem. This one is called “freedom is an ersatz ring”
18:12
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some in peace and some in war settle like a broken score
no matter that we're driven to distraction plug your ears and close your eyes nothing able to surprise negate all principles of ataraxia
freedom is a tangled vein you push you pull you poke and then
suddenly burst forth into the blind light where choice becomes an upturned bowl, gravity well, magnetic pole
like moth to flame you step into the limelight
take the stage and speak the lines nothing as if not by design forbidden words the only ones we've uttered stand for this and kneel for that waver often, take it back
leave truth knocked out lying in the gutter
freedom is a term of art stitch together rip apart whether freshly mended or asunder use it wisely or let go18:12
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use it wisely or let go omniscient or never known
grab some for yourselves, deserved plunder
plucked out from the cosmic fog chosen or random, won't be long deposited in skin you never wished for then up and at 'em, study hard, chores and taxes work and bar
til love or something strikes you like a meteor
freedom is a turn of phrase like here tomorrow gone today
besotted with the choice though falsely given
so up the ante call the bluff, go all in it's not enough sifting for the coins beneath the cushion
set in motion still as stone all together each alone
regretting that it's far too late to stop now it's happening just out of frame reboot restart begin again18:12
三沙口
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regretting that it's far too late to stop now it's happening just out of frame reboot restart begin again
let's take it back one more time from the top now
freedom is an ersatz ring a dazzling cheap coveted thing created to be wanted, but to fool you or maybe it's a tangled vein, have we come round to that again? so quickly off the mark, how it unspools you
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 24/05/2026
Accidentally started an Umberto Eco book club on Threads lmk if you want in
Screenshot from threads with so many words and the auto-copy feature isn’t working I’m sorry if you want to know what it says I will tell you but 99% chance nobody sees this at all
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 07/05/2026
Me while y’all are still posting about the wolves
Still from Perfect Days of a man sitting in the woods staring smiling up at something above the frame
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 01/05/2026
Heavily colorized photo of a cut tree with sprouting growth, a hand drawn cartoon face where the cut would be
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/04/2026
The party may change but one thing remains constant
Drake meme

❌ money for food
👍 money for bombs
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 26/04/2026
Help I cannot stop staring at this artwork
Mike Johnson and security detail running down a hallway not a one caught in normal human running stride
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 23/04/2026
Screenshot from threads user stacycay 

Me gerrymandering: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me getting gerrymandered: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 23/04/2026
Anakin padme meme template, text:
I solved the “people sleeping on the bench” problem
by addressing the structural issues that put them there in the first place, right?
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 21/04/2026
Look a posting for a job that definitely for sure actually exists
Screenshot from indeed.com showing a job posting for a Prompt Engineer, Claude Code at Anthropic, with an adversities salary range of $300,000-$405,000 a year
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 29/03/2026
doing a full Busby Berkeley production in the end credits is so flamboyantly delightful
Frame from Paddington 2 end credits scene featuring many pink-clad inmates tap dancing while twirling pink umbrellas
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 23/03/2026
four records on heavy rotation right now
album covers, clockwise from top left: Humanhood by Weather Station, Stardust by John Coltrane, What of our Nature by Haley Heynderickx and Max García Conover, Heavy Metal by Cameron Winter
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 20/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/osak...
From Devil Makes Three by Ben Fountain: "In Haiti there's no money to buy bread," a grand-mère casually observed at intake one morning, "but we never run out of money for bullets." Everyone laughed, and Misha found herself wondering, how much did one of those bullets cost? Her mind running to the hundreds of thousands of bullets that had been fired since the coup, mass-produced bullets, the bullet as global commodity, an object manufactured and consumed in the context of a transnational economy based on anomic self-interest. Viewed from the center, such arrangements would naturally appear rational and necessary: this was, after all, the very nature of the center. But out here on the periphery, the land of scant bread and endless bullets, that central logic was joke fodder for wisecracking grannies with the strength of sanity to go on living in a barbarous present.
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 14/03/2026
Traveling for spring break but I’m working on new tunes and want to keep momentum, so, bringing a recording studio with me
Audio interface, sm57, cables and microfreak in a clear plastic bin
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 11/03/2026
if your missile kills one child that is infinity too many
Post it note on a guitar body with the post text handwritten on it
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 18/02/2026
There is no victory, and yet we have already won. That’s the paradox we are wrestling with now
Partial Article text:

Here's what you need to remember: There is no reward that comes later. No righteous justice will be dispensed, not soon and not ever. Renee Good and Alex Pretti don't come back to life. The lives of their loved ones are not made whole again. Thousands of people will remain disappeared, relatives scattered, families broken. This story does not have a happy ending, and 1 can assure you the villains do not get punished in the end. If that is your motivation, try again, start over.
But you also need to understand - and this is equally important - that we've already won. The reward is right now, this minute, this moment. The reward is watching your city - whether it's Chicago or Los Angeles or Charlotte or the cities still to come - organize in hyperlocal networks of compassion, in acephalous fashion, not because someone told you to, but because tens of thousands of people across a metro region simultaneously and instinctively felt the urge to help their neighbors get by.
So in the resistance you drive the car pool.
It's fun, and it's mostly not scary. Your
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/02/2026
idk if I misinterpreted the comment or if @fivefourpod.bsky.social are working off inaccurate intel, but ICE is definitely, 1000% not out of Minneapolis, like, at all. Today’s map is flooded with activity, including a report of guns drawn on observers.
Ice out map from 2/3/26 showing lots of active reports
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm, tied up in knots (but smiling)
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 02/02/2026
“don’t Tread On Me” flag but as a meme with the added line “tread on them 👍”
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 31/01/2026
Listen, if you’re driving in from out of state to chill with us I recommend rubbing a coating of winter grime onto your car first; if we see a clean, shiny car with out of state plates we are Immediately On Alert. This would be good for example
Pic of a grimy white truck with “FUCK ICE” written in the grime
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 30/01/2026
Would love there to be a morning this didn’t apply to
Screenshot of post from Zohran Mamdani mayoral account on Threads: 

“Ridiculous news this morning. 👈🏽”
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 30/01/2026
It is legitimately my most-uttered phrase most days
Photo of an intersection, street pole with a paper sign reading “FUCK ICE” drawn in marker
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 29/01/2026
Maybe we’re winning, it kinda feels like we’re winning, but damn we’re losing a lot along the way. I don’t want a drawdown, friends. I want the agency responsible for this abolished.
Photo from Alex Pretti memorial, no parking sign in foreground with FUCK ICE, safety goggles and bandanaPhoto from Alex Pretti memorial, bus station in foreground with “FUCK ICE” and other graffiti and ICE OUT, various other flyers
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 29/01/2026
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 24/01/2026
resting FUCK ICE face
My face, in a balaclava rimed with frost
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 17/01/2026
Simpsons still - Skinner looking at Lisa across a desk. Caption:

To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened.
No, not saddened. What's the word? Ah yes, delighted!
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 20/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Not really sure how to interpret this BUT I will say that a major plot point involves a sitting president's ill health
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 10/12/2025
Government stocked to the brim with Moe from the Simpsons
Moe from Simpsons meme

“Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the beard I knew it was them”
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 01/12/2025
Monday take:
change my mind meme -- "every video conversion website is just an ffmpeg command"
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/11/2025
Seems unnecessary, a regular vise would hold ‘em just fine
Sign reading Please Supervise Your Children
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 09/11/2025
I’m emphatically terrible at evaluating Powered Cube picks; every time I look at my deck and think it could go all the way, and every time the space dog eats me for lunch
Comet, Space Pup magic the gathering card.
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 23/10/2025
“Oh look a guy is playing a show tonight, perhaps I should go see what all the fuss is about” -you, hopefully
Show poster with three crudely-drawn singing ghosts 

Aloysius the band

Acadia cafe
October 23, 2025
free
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 15/10/2025
It is a dark and stormy [well, drizzly] night, and I am reading Carmilla
A library copy of Carmilla
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 06/10/2025
Oh wow lookee here it’s more writing about a record you’ve never heard open.substack.com/pub/aloysius...
If I had to make a sweeping "what is this record about" type of statement about I might say that MORTISE+ TENONI is a record about connections, made and missed; about loves, held and lost; about futures, realized and evaporated. About the inherent contradictions in a normal existence, about how an unassuming event can take on outsized proportion, about how you can never know the genesis of a thing until you get the full stretch of history to analyze it. How that's in and of itself an irreconcilable contradiction, deep with pathos.
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 05/10/2025
I’m doing an album release show Friday October 10 in St. Paul. I’m planning on not sucking but we’ll see how that goes. Show at 7, tix here: www.amsterdambarandhall.com/events/amste...
Show poster

Aloysius the Band
Mortise+tenon record release 

Amsterdam Bar & Hall
October 10 2025

with
Andy Ulseth 
Haters Club
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 16/09/2025
🎧 last 4 on the turntable:
four LP records, clockwise from top: 
The Band - Music from Big Pink
Cassandra Jenkins - My Light, My Destroyer
Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary
Deerhoof - Noble and Godlike in Ruin
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/07/2025
as of this moment you can listen to mortise+tenon in full in 21 different countries, and no it doesn't tell you which ones those are, though I suppose you can guess based on timezone? May you be in one of the lucky ones
screenshot of the spotify release page showing that it's released in 21/251 countries
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/05/2025
I do not need service at this time, but if I did I would hesitate a beat before sending an email to this address
Insert for a product that has a service email listed: sale.service.ass@gmail.com
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 21/05/2025
Kurtz from Apocalypse Now saying “I love the smell of finding out in the morning”
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Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 15/05/2025
Every parent thinks they won’t play favorites but then their kid makes a goal and
Simpsons quote “Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today because he’s a good guy at sports”
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