Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 07/09/2026Good day to my new best friend, whoever drives the car with the “Don’t follow too closely… I became EVIL when Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts closed” bumper sticker 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/09/2026Heard two peals of thunder and got so excited for a full, youth sports canceled, cozy up with a book thunderstorm. But alas 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 21/08/2026just did a google takeout of everything I've ever had in Drive and now I'm reading through very old poetry and I'm not gonna lie I was onto something with this one 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 17/08/2026if you don’t like my music I won’t mind, but the haunted bear that lives in these tuning machines might 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 05/08/2026we cannot observe the quesadilla directly but the evidence for its existence is strong 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/07/2026did any of these explanations entice reviewers? No, no they did not 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 05/07/2026Feels like the appropriate occasion for a little poem. This one is called “freedom is an ersatz ring” 010
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 24/05/2026Accidentally started an Umberto Eco book club on Threads lmk if you want in 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 07/05/2026Me while y’all are still posting about the wolves 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/04/2026The party may change but one thing remains constant 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 21/04/2026Look a posting for a job that definitely for sure actually exists 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 29/03/2026doing a full Busby Berkeley production in the end credits is so flamboyantly delightful 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 14/03/2026Traveling for spring break but I’m working on new tunes and want to keep momentum, so, bringing a recording studio with me 010
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 11/03/2026if your missile kills one child that is infinity too many 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 18/02/2026There is no victory, and yet we have already won. That’s the paradox we are wrestling with now 041
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/02/2026idk if I misinterpreted the comment or if @fivefourpod.bsky.social are working off inaccurate intel, but ICE is definitely, 1000% not out of Minneapolis, like, at all. Today’s map is flooded with activity, including a report of guns drawn on observers. 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 31/01/2026Listen, if you’re driving in from out of state to chill with us I recommend rubbing a coating of winter grime onto your car first; if we see a clean, shiny car with out of state plates we are Immediately On Alert. This would be good for example 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 30/01/2026Would love there to be a morning this didn’t apply to 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 30/01/2026It is legitimately my most-uttered phrase most days 010
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 29/01/2026Maybe we’re winning, it kinda feels like we’re winning, but damn we’re losing a lot along the way. I don’t want a drawdown, friends. I want the agency responsible for this abolished. 000
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 20/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Not really sure how to interpret this BUT I will say that a major plot point involves a sitting president's ill health 110
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 10/12/2025Government stocked to the brim with Moe from the Simpsons 010
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/11/2025Seems unnecessary, a regular vise would hold ‘em just fine 010
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 09/11/2025I’m emphatically terrible at evaluating Powered Cube picks; every time I look at my deck and think it could go all the way, and every time the space dog eats me for lunch 020
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 23/10/2025“Oh look a guy is playing a show tonight, perhaps I should go see what all the fuss is about” -you, hopefully 020
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 15/10/2025It is a dark and stormy [well, drizzly] night, and I am reading Carmilla 020
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 06/10/2025Oh wow lookee here it’s more writing about a record you’ve never heard open.substack.com/pub/aloysius... 100
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 05/10/2025I’m doing an album release show Friday October 10 in St. Paul. I’m planning on not sucking but we’ll see how that goes. Show at 7, tix here: www.amsterdambarandhall.com/events/amste... 010
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 03/07/2025as of this moment you can listen to mortise+tenon in full in 21 different countries, and no it doesn't tell you which ones those are, though I suppose you can guess based on timezone? May you be in one of the lucky ones 100
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 27/05/2025I do not need service at this time, but if I did I would hesitate a beat before sending an email to this address 100
Aloysius the Band @aloysiustheband.com · 15/05/2025Every parent thinks they won’t play favorites but then their kid makes a goal and 000