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@aloraanophis.bsky.social
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Weird little autistic genderqueerbo because gender is a fuck. generally ace but attractions are *hand wave*-ish Bio-Mech pilot I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off

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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 3h
Ben Stiller from Dodgeball and Ben Stiller from Zoolander should kiss For science
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Ben Stiller as White Goodman: Just Kidding
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 4h
Okay, so in Lanterns, we got John Stewart "The comedian?" No, that's Jon Stewart. We also got Hal Jordan played by Kyle "Oh, the artist?" No, that's Kyle Rayner. Hal Jordan is Kyle Chandler, and "Is this a Friends crossover?" Shut up. Also a pet plant named Earl "I love that show!" I give up
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My Name Is Earl - Jason Lee
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Misunderstanding 💔 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 9h
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here, have a Dick pic
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Nightwing Dick Grayson: Bestie Girlboss
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol!!!!
A tweet about Henry Cavill having a baby with the text above it that says: “First Warhammer 40k fan to have sex.”
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friend tells me Archmagos Cawl had a Necron girlfriend Ask if girlfriend or Guilliman Eldar Waifu Am told girlfriend Look inside Guilliman Eldar Waifu
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Every 2 or 3 weeks, a tech guy accidentally invents the concept of [learning]"
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this man will stand before god in heaven, unafraid of judgment, for he lived as a pillar of truth and integrity in his time upon this earth
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today, I resigned as Vice Chair of the ODP Pride Caucus. The state party expects us to be a sales team, censoring our voices when we beg candidates not to trade on trans lives. I am still a Democrat, but I will not value party approval over true, defiant advocacy. Full text below. 👇
Part 1 of an open letter of resignation by Arienne Childrey, stepping down as Vice Chair and member of the Ohio Democratic Party (ODP) Pride Caucus. She states that party leadership treats the caucus as a recruitment and sales team rather than a representative body. She cites an incident where the ODP censored and denied permission for the caucus to post a letter by two trans leaders addressing harmful comments made by Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton. The State Party Chair reportedly called the letter an "unwelcome distraction," which Childrey notes demonstrates how little party leadership values the voices and dignity of LGBTQ+ Democrats.
Since that decision, every Caucus plan, every potential post, and every path forward has been filtered through a lens of strict compliance and ODP approval. That may very well be the party's rule, but following those rules right now is a dereliction of our duty to the LGBTQ+ community.

For me, any rule that silences advocacy for the trans community during this time is an unjust rule, and I see no obligation to follow it. In alignment with the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in his Letter from Birmingham Jail:

“One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”

We are living in incredibly dangerous times for the trans community. We are in an era where the GOP has so thoroughly weaponized trans lives that even some formerly self-professing allies within our own party have fallen prey to the rhetoric. Looking at the national trend towards Democratic anti-trans triangulation, as well as our own internal conversations, it is clear to me that this shift is much more than a simple coincidence.

We have to speak up—loudly, strongly, and unapologetically—or I fear what our 2028 choices may look like. The ODP would like everyone to believe they are a "big tent" party. However, their successful efforts to silence even the Pride Caucus—even in cases where we are simply begging our candidates not to trade on our lives for perceived electoral advantage—has proven otherwise. The tent hasn't gotten any bigger; it has simply shifted, leaving many trans individuals, progressives, and allies out in the rain.

I will continue to advocate, organize, and fight for our community with everything I have. But I can no longer compromise my own moral principles by remaining part of a caucus that appears more interested in party approval than in true, defiant advocacy.

Sincerely,
Arienne Childrey
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey James Gunn, I have an idea for a TV show Lanterns spinoff called My Name is Earl
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ACAB includes the Green Lantern Corps
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People reading Lord of the Rings: wait, where is the twist? There's no twost? BAD WRITING
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like people have gotten too into "Twist Television/Movies" There is such a thing as having a piece of media with few actual twists, and you take pleasure from the quality of the production Not, you know. "Beating" the Twist Machine
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All the theory channels tonight: HERE IS HOW PARALLAX CAN STILL HAPPEN
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Jeb Bush's Flawless Victory Reaction
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My one complaint about the Lanterns finale I could not tell if the football team was any good or not Granted that is me not really *doing* football
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, so Who is gonna deal with the Manhunter on Mars, John or Guy?
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Pedro Pascal's Infectious Smile
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
John Stewart is the superhero. Jon Stewart is the comedian *Repeat 250 times*
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Bart Simpson's Blackboard Punishment
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There will probably be shitting and pissing and moaning about Lanterns not fulfilling peoples' fanfiction theories But frankly Damn good show. I could bot ask for more
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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God: “I will limit humanity’s lifespan to 120 years so that they won’t have time to get bored and fuck angels.” Tumblr:
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazing series
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lanterns john stewart middle finger
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Average post from @gailsimone.bsky.social: the Punisher's skull would be prettier if he smiled more
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 03/10/2026
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay look I am not into astrology BUT I am not saying there is NO way to get me into it Just drop the planets schtick and divine my duture by the Sailor Scouts. THEN I would probably be interested I would be far more interested in "Sailor Mercury needed a nap" than "Mercury is in retrograde"
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Eternal Sailor Moon and Sailor Scouts Pose
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/10/2026
Opened up YouTube to watch a movie and they're promoting Birth of a Nation. My jaw was on the floor. What the actual f....
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are excited to announce the opening of the Official Nintendo Discord Server! Chat with fellow players, learn about upcoming sales happening on the Nintendo Store, and join in on fun Nintendo themed community events, Nintendo Switch Online required to join the server. Mods will ban on sight.
We are excited to announce the opening of the Official Nintendo Discord Server!
Chat with fellow players, learn about upcoming sales happening on the Nintendo Store, and join in on fun Nintendo themed community events,

Nintendo Switch Online required to join the server. Mods will ban on sight.

First bannable rule on the server is any mention of Sonic the Hedgehog
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey google am I stupid? Search
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My mood rn
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Stop Ser
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remember. You are not just dating. You are partner shiny hunting at full odds. Keep at it
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with YouTube pop media analysis is that so much of it is less about the show itself, and more about "here is how I, a TTRPG player, would beat the writers and this scenario (stand-in for my DM). I would only play the most optimized route. These writers are not. What are they, stupid?"
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Random thought I wonder if there would be a market for tabletop sports gaming, along the lines of tabletop sports gaming Sell figures, rules, etc Buy, build, and paint the figures, but officially NBA/NFL/MLB-licensed It feels like there is an entire market of untapped sports autism
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, but hear me out Appalachian Halflings.
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JFlash @jflash727.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎀Pink Shinies for Breast Cancer🎀 🗓️October 10th - 18th 11:59pm EDT ✨Community hunt for PINK Shiny Pokémon to raise awareness for Breast Cancer research! 100% of donos go towards the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. More below👇 1/3 #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth #pokemon #shinies4breastcancer
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay so Witches Three around a giant cauldron, cackling to each other But the Cauldron holds a stew that is constantly being refreshed and anyone who is hungry is encouraged to come and have a bowl And the reason they are cackling is because they are in a dirty jokes competition w/each other
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don't know anything. It's called the Nintendo 64 because that's how many genders there were back then, but now there's a lot more and we didn't plan far enough ahead for that one, our bad.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, folks, don’t overwhelm me, but my Covid vaccine shot has me out for the night. What low-stakes, ideally funny (after last night) TV should I watch? Send me your ideas!
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would absolutely take a firing squad over lethal injection I know too much about what the lethal injection actually does
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay but can you explain to me how trans people keeping a rabid transphobe around because you think he is funny is any different than, say, a straight girl defending all her boyfriend's bigotries?
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surviving a lethal injection has gotta be like a top ten nightmare But being conscious while you survive a lethal injection has gotta be orders of magnitude worse Like yes, you lived But holy fucking shit Never let anyone tell you that lethal injection is humane I'd MUCH rather take a bullet
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Kicks the lever to turn on the @clairewillett.bsky.social Signal* Hi, Claire. This might be up your alley youtu.be/kECOtoea55k?...
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An Atheist (and friends) Explore the 500,000 Catholics Who Just Got Excommunicated.
YouTube video by Heliocentric
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suddenly have an idea for a movie. Gotta call up Toho. They already have Space Godzilla. Is Orpheus Godzilla REALLY that much of a stretch? youtu.be/zPxhdo4HDgg
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Godzilla (Japanese Original) VS Zilla (American Remake)
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now you can never stop playing! The PlayStation Vita comes to the Nintendo Classics App on October 2nd exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be launching with all 3 titles that are actually worth anything, including Little Deviants. Nintendo Switch Online Membership required to play.
Now you can never stop playing!

The PlayStation Vita comes to the Nintendo Classics App on October 2nd exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be launching with all 3 titles that are actually worth anything, including Little Deviants.

Nintendo Switch Online Membership required to play.
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@jetlagthegame.bsky.social finale on Nebula today, wooooo
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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On our new episode of Black Mass Appeal: Vampires suck, but the devil loves them anyway. So does Andrew of @atunshei.bsky.social, director of The Vampires of New Orleans, who joins us for a look at the Unholy Undead. blackmassappeal.com/2026/09/29/black-mass-appeal-231-satanic-vampires-atun-shei
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes I want to be an anime girl when I grow up. The anime girl in question:
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Alora @aloraanophis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey @flintdibble.bsky.social, are there archeologists who are or are trying to do Doggerland underwater archeology? Is there enough for a full episode on this?
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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