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Joshua Flores

@almostjoshua.bsky.social
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Talk to me about LAFC, horror, or orange tabbies. IT Asset Management at Riot Games. He/him. 🇲🇽 🇺🇸

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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This has been on my radar for months and I didn't realize launch date was so soon.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT. Older brother showed it to me way too young and Tim Curry’s Pennywise laid the foundation for so many of the shadows in my psyche.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I rolled a 12. But 1 should really be more like: "You try to lift them but they bite your hand. Take 1 d4 of damage and remain stuck."
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, with that kid from IT
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
During the pandemic we splurged and got my wife a Herman Miller Embody. Its really good and worth every penny; but if cost is too high, landing one secondhand/discounted might still be worth
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought I read somewhere that Spain got Burger King before McDonalds so it became their defacto American-burger-chain
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its no longer your birthday, its OUR birthday
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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And So It Begins - Trump 2020 Meme
Alt: Theoden King before the Battle of Helms Deep begins, his personal guard behind him, the rain falling. It is a dark night.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If an NPC isn't calling me a mook at least 10 times, I don't want it.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Homer Simpson in a tux driving, saying "For once, maybe someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"[Scrooge]'s not wrong." Clearly, it's the ghosts who are wrong and should be picking up another shift at the telegraphist instead of gallivanting about at night.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a modern day christmas carol
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That fucking sucks. I'm so sorry :(
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Using this as an excuse to share my 17 year old girl
A calico cat stands upright, eyes wide, tail curled, her tongue blep-ing out. Her front paws rest on a human lap. Behind her is a seafoam-blue emotional-support stuffed triceratops
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think I might have missed something, and maybe it's for the best that it stays missed.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Too busy celebrating Bastille Day, sadly
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah AFAIK he hasn’t actually stuck his foot in his mouth. But there’s some very questionable follows on his Insta.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Treat him well 🖤 Just uh, maybe don’t dig too closely into his politics
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The secret police who have lied about every person they’ve senselessly killed in the streets have once again lied about a person they senselessly killed in the streets.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But the character assassination of Havok :(
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/07/2026
It’s a shame that bad ass poster for the Mexico England game was AI. Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t
El Tri sacrifice of a Three Lion
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It was very very good. Great sense of dread, fantastic acting from the two leads. Kinda gave me an It-Follows-esque type vibe. Definitely a tad more unsettling in an empty theater
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
About to watch Leviticus all by myself at an 11 PM screening. Might be good, might be bad.
Row upon row of empty seats in a theater. The screen is showing trailers in the background
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Maybe not fix, but certainly make at least 20% cooler
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why did you offend that witch and do you regret it yet?
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Liv @itslivagain.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Why is no one pointing out that the CELEBRATION. WAS. DELAYED.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Thats enough bluesky for one day
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I need to find this interview. Not because i dont believe you, but because i want to experience this joy firsthand
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I could be wrong, but I thought I heard a Telemundo announcer mention it’s inspired by the interior of their passports. A quick search does kinda back it up, but not 100%
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I WAS. IT WAS GREAT. Special shoutout to the homie at the merch store who gave me the 10% Visa discount even though I paid with an AmEx
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oh hey, there’s a Lisa concert at this game
Nosebleed view of the FIFA World Cup 2026 Opening Ceremony in Los Angeles. Lots of dancers on the field, stylized LA superimposed on the continental US, and a mock World Cup trophy on a stage. In the foreground, 500+ rows of seats
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm pretty sure some of my braincells died just watching this.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
👏🏼
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
On brand: bsky.app/profile/megz...
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Dakota Curry - Looking for Work @dakotacurry.com · 03/06/2026
Longest shot of my life, but do I know anyone at Riot who'd be down to chat a work question?
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh cool, some more escapism allowing me to forget about having to deal with AI on a daily bas…oh no
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You're definitely a 20 acre fire, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I put 3 hours in but wound up churning after I couldn’t get past the first boss. I know what I’m supposed to do to beat him, my fingers just can’t execute :( I love everything else about it though
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Curry Barker has won me over, can’t wait to see what he does next.
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Adding to my list! Hex by Olde Heuvelt? Or who?
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is a genre I need more of in my life, what would you recommend?
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Meg, go take a break
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oh for Pete’s saké
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I feel this so deeply. I have about 15-20 comics from the 90s i’m keeping an eye out for and i‘m only allowed to check comic shops in person for them. No ebay or other online marketplaces
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Noodles cam for the whole stream, but put a blue helmet on them
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Joshua Flores @almostjoshua.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
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